Snippet #1751097

(Whoooaaaa. You guys go quick. I've been grounded. Dunno when or for how long I can be on now. DX)

Jack looked up for a moment. He stared at the girl before returning to his meal, uninterested in conversation.

"Eat and Gain strength." He advised simply to Mari. Then he heard the most ridiculous idea of Headmaster Rucifa, RYUU RUCIFA, using some cheap tricks to sit on spikes?! blasphemy, he thought, as he prepared his explanation.

"The feat of sitting on spikes is nothing to the trials ahead." He added coolly. "There is no magic or power which is instantly gratified. Gokugakku is a school of hard work. I can easily many of you seem to think this is going to be another cheesy high school story of romance and boring classes."

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Mr. Spike, after recovering, saw that there was still a line of people trying to get food from elsewhere, as if what he was providing was not good enough. He pulled out his magnum revolver, and began to shoot at the line, causing the kids to scream. Some of them even getting actual gunshot wounds, the likes of which were quickly attended to by Mr. Spike tossing a knife and some bandages.

"Use the knife to tear the bullet out." He ordered "And wrap the wound or you'll die of blood loss, or worse, creatures will come onto your leg and chew the meat. That really hurts. Bad. I know because It happened to me before."

Then he saw a girl with a bento box. That was fluffing the experience! mollycuddling! No such thing would be allowed here, certainly not at the school feared by demons!

So, he proceeded to pull away the bento, and smashed it with the heel of his boot, spitting on the food as he smashed his fighting stick onto the sleeping girl's head, Erin, she was known, or at least that's what it said on the list. He proceeded to repeatedly strike her on the head much to the horror of the other students. Jack just shook his head. It pained him to see someone have to be beaten, but this wasn't even low tier in terms of the punishments, or 'Unique Tactics.'

Between Strikes, Mr. Spike Laughed, and spoke.

"Hah! Thought you could just eat that stupid crap?!" He barked. "Then I'll have to instill you with Gokugakku No Tamashii! (Spirit Of Hell's School)."

Then he pulled the girl up by the hair, and held her out for anyone else that tried to defy him.

"In Fact, since this is a lesson of school spirit, we shall have the First of the unique tactics!" He boomed, scaring to death most of the students. "Chokushin Kougun!! (Non-Stop Marching)"

And with that, he was suddenly attacked by some of the students, to which he began to smash his stick around some more. Jack himself only stood up from his seat, and proceeded to leave.

"Fufufufufu…" He chuckled to himself. "What a place to refine my manliness: Gokugakku, You are my target of conquest!"

He headed over towards a flag that was stuck into the ground as students poured out to begin what appeared as an army, waiting for everyone to arrive.

(Also…

- There is no lunch line. You just sit at the table and wait for your food. Then again, I never really got a chance to say that…=_=

- No bringing your own food. Its too easy to pack something delicious and easy to eat. and NOTHING IS EASY AT GOKUGAKKU.

The More you Know~!)