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Gordon proceeded to leave the vehicle as soon as they were out of the sight of the people there. This was just wrong, helping evil schemes become successful operations, attacking innocent people, and overall trying to fuck up someone's day. Such a path belonged to that of a giant "douchebag-icus." One even a 'Loser Choujin' like Gordon knew not to follow. Sure, he just TOTALLY disregarded the fact he left behind his current girlfriend in a budding relationship, but for god's sake, she didn't know how to get past the 'holding hands' stage! it was totally unfair because instead, all she wanted were these stupid schemes instead of doing normal shit, like, maybe going shopping, just getting a hotdog (And maybe giving him a show in the process. What? A guy can dream… =_=). But it was never that. It was Destroy the mega corporation super-satellite for some digital TV/cell-phone/etc.

And he went home.

And back to sleep.

Sure, his mother made him get up to take the trash.

But he went back.

Oh. Then he had to go to the bathroom.

And THEN he went back to his bed…

But then he had to go online on his computer a moment.

But eventually though he went back to bed.

And he felt pretty damn good.

Quitting school would be next on the list...