Snippet #1774134

“Radient Garden... well, it looks the part, though it doesn't feel that way.” She said, still looking around curiously. “Pleased to meet you, Ignis. My name is Miriam....” She left it at that, as she continued to look around.

“Well, It's not that I haven't chosen a side... In fact, I'm still trying to find the right side. I don't have a reason to fight, so i'm going from world to world, trying to find it.... those heartless things are curious creatures. Mindless, but interesting. They DO seem like a major threat but.... an entire unit? That's unbelievable!”

When she reached the market, she looked around, buying some of the food, and eating it happily, “I'll have to go get some more fruit from the islands later... those things were energizing."

....

He bounced up and down in a little sing-song, humming some random tune.

As of right now, he was located in Agrabah, rolling through the streets without a care on his annoying, white-painted face. "La-de-da....ACK! There's SAND in my BOOTS! AGAIN!" HE said. He snapped, ordering a nearby heartless to come over, take the boot off, shake the dirt off, and put it back on his foot.

Satisfied, he began skipping around again.

Two people appeared in front of him, drawing keyblades, "did you see that? He controlled the Heartless! Get Him!"

The clown narrowed his eyes. "So, you've come at last. Very well, It would appear that i'm left without a choice. Now, you pathetic fools will all bear witness to amazing, uncontrollable power. BEHOLD! KEFKA FINISHING STRIKE! LIGHT OF JUDGEMENT!" He shouted. He flexed his head, raising them up. With an incredible battle shout, dark light enveloped him, and the ground began to shake, making the keybladers take a step back in fear.

"Here it comes!ROOOOOAAAARRR..... just kidding." The light vanished, revealing a small, mechanical bird- a remote chocobo. With a squeal of delight, he sat on the sand, activated the remote, and the bird came to life, moving around. As it did, the chocobo theme song played from a speaker on it's back.

They keybladers gave each other a 'WTF' look?, and began walking forward, as the chocobo grew near. "HERE IT COMES! DIEEEEE!" Kefka said, pressing a button. There was a flash of light, followed by the sound of an explosion as Kefka pressed a big red button on the controller.

A few seconds later, the light vanished revealing.... two very frightened keybladers, with wide eyes. They both looked at the chocobo, witch had a small message that came out of his mouth that read: BANG!

Kefka gave a roar of laughter, rolling in the sand. "Did you seee the looks on your face? PRICELESS! AHHHAHAHAHAHAAHA AHAHAHA AHAHAHAH! Aha- okay, let's get serious. Good bye." He said suddenly, snapping.

Two icicles emerged from beneath them, impaling them in the chest, before exploding.

With a laugh, Kefka jumped up, and continued to prance around. "Now, WHEEEEERE Is it?"