"Calling HQ! Yeah, it's me. What? No, I'm not a merc! Do mercs sound like this? No... NO, I am not a spy! Could.... Could you just put that Celestia person on the line? Okay, fine, *princess* Celestia. Yes. Yes. No. Spike's not here to send any letters! Please? Kthx. Doo, doo, doo... Ohai Celestia! Hey. Hey gurrrrl. Yup. Wait wait wait. No. No, I haven't learned crap about friendship. No. No. NO. Yes, it's me. We already went through this, remember? Yes. Uh-huh. WHAT?!? Look, I need more than the power of friendship to beat these guys. Yes, I tried reasoning. Yeah. Look, see, this is a Nightmare Moon-level crisis, okay?! Oh, Luna's there? Oh.... So-oorry Luna! Look. I need back-up. Yes. Yeah- WAIT!! YOU'RE SENDING FLUTTERSHY!?! NO-"
"Sounds like a fuckin' Wankah." Thought Sniper, crouching down, and sneaking over. He saw the mare, and chuckled, dashing over, and aiming the gun two feet from the pony.
"Allo' miss. Allow me to say, that was some fine snipin' you was doin' and I appreciate people are so into this line of work. I'll guarantee you'll probably not have gone mad…Sniper's a good job, mate. Now, turn around and show me your fugly arse!"
And sniper failed to realize it was a pony. :D