Snippet #2458234

"Hey. Hey, shithead."

A certain hulking, gas mask-clad individual had stepped out of the building beyond which Patraeko Payemyndii was currently harassing some poor 'lil pretty lady with demons sticking out her back or some shit. Real cruel shit, y'know? It was absolutely sickening, really. Bullies. Just bullies, nothin' better than that. Threnodist really hated bullies, you know? Really hated the sorta folks who had to put down others 'cause they had some dumb fuckin' inferiority complex or some shit. Why, it brought tears to the eye to simply contemplate such asinine individuals-- Threnodist really had no patience for them.

And yes, one supposed one could bring up the point that an individual who had something of a nasty practice of habitually massacring immeasurable lives and dooming their souls to an eternity of emptiness and abject nothingness probably didn't have a whole lot of room to criticise a bully, but hey, fuck you. Threnodist wasn't here for you to fuckin' judge her. Prick.

"I don't like cocky motherfuckers," she added as she approached the dipshit with the dumb ass parrot or whatever, fixing him in particular with a hard gla... wait, fuck, it was kinda pointless to try 'n look scary as shit with a gas mask in the way. Torn between relief and irritation, Threnodist dispensed of the callous glare and permitted the amusement and anticipation that was brimming within her crawl up to the surface and manifest in the form of a joyous grin carving across her hard-edged mien. "They think they're worth shit, when really, they're no different from the rest of life-- every bit as putrid and disgusting."

Threnodist came to a stop a few paces from the parroty cunt, and tossed a cursory nod his way. "Just look at ya," she continued, like an adult admonishing a toddler. "'Oh look at me, guys, I have an inexplicably sentient parrot! I claim to be somehow 'very thin but very strong', which makes no fucking sense! I have a cybernetic leg that 'lets me jump amazing heights', because obviously a single leg is the only thing involved in jumping! I got thrown into a generator as a means of execution, presumably because my 'executioners' were fucking brain-damaged, and as a result somehow lost an arm and a leg-- and then I built myself new limbs, because I'm such a genius! Everybody's afraid of me! Look how insane I am, guys, pay attention to me!'"

She chuckled, and added, "I've taken shits scarier than you."