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(dude a gun can put hancock in a hospital, yet a bamboo sword [which is some fucking durable shit and will not simply 'shatter to pieces'] cannot knock the guy out cold for even three minutes? I got a hard time believing that, and also my sister has seen the movie, and I have wikied Hancock. he is NOT as gangster as you are putting him......Plus me and my sister had just gone with the already played scenario. Come on, man...if you wish to keep us in this RP you're going to have to go with things more. And I asked my sister WHO Has SEEN THE MOVIE, if a bamboo bash to the face would knock him out cold. Now, she said no normally, but in his drunkenness that he in in, he would be out cold for a good few minutes.....I'm not so out of resources as I usually am.)

Jesse walked down the stairs as Travis held his (unshattered) bamboo sword. The Squirtle shared his shock a bit. Travis didn't look or say anything at first. Aufeis had even began speaking in the chat, and Travis paid no heed.

Travis finally looked at Jesse, and had noticed the new visitor she now had around her shoulder. At first he would have asked what the thing was, but enough craziness was happening to him, that he really wasn't surprised anymore and was not even going to ask...
"I hope you called the police..."Tarvis said in his shocked monotone voice.

Aufeis was waiting, Travus turned and began typing fast, ignoring anything else.

SamuraiMaster says: Dude I skipped school today because........believe it or not Ifound an injured Squirtle undeaneath a bus......I mean seriously he is sitting on my lap now...
SamuraiMaster says: Yeah I know right?
SamuraiMaster says: Now my sister's got some weird ass small dragon on her shoulder
SamuraiMaster says: And some shitfaced black man is on my floor...
SamuraiMaster says: In the words of Jules Winnfield, "This is some fucked up repugnant shit."
SamuraiMaster says: I mean I can take an intruder, but....I GOT A POKEMON ON MY LAP!

The man on his floor began to get up...

SamuraiMaster says: Shit the guy's awake hold on.

Travis stood up. "You have got ten....fucking...seconds to get your ass OUT of my house before the police come and incarcerate your ass!"

The man paid no attention, and what he said to his sister was enough for Travis to come over and kick the man in the face. Damn the man had some tough fucking skin! Travis limped away. He continued shouting.

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!"

It was then the man got up. Travis grabed his sword again.