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Dusk fell, the moon rose, and Josh bolted out of bed, jerky and disoriented. He sauntered over to the door, deciding to head down to the kitchen and fry that bacon he'd been saving, then remembered that most people like it when other people wear clothes. After rectifying the situation by removing his oldest, rattiest pants and tunic from their convenient bedside location, he re-embarked for the kitchen on his mission for that delicious bacon he'd been saving, but something was wrong. Josh knew he had certainly not yet cooked the bacon, but he smelled cooked bacon. As he moseyed into the kitchen, there he saw the crime scene- an empty skillet full of grease still on the stove, an empty greasy plate on the kitchen table. The lack of clean-up made it clear, Brian ate the mouth-watering, scrumptious, bacon after prying it out of it's hiding spot in the salt bin where Josh thought nobody would ever find it. He briefly thought about finding Brian and punching him, but pushed the idea aside since Brian is so much bigger and stronger than him. He entertained the thought of Brian literally mopping the floor with him, and considered cutting his hair so he'd make a poorer mop. He pushed aside the notion since he'd never cut his hair straight before and uneven things drive him crazy. Josh decided to settle for some toast made in the bacon skillet, which was incredibly dissatisfying not only as a bacon substitute, but as a meal in general.

As he went back upstairs to change into something he could go to work in, he heard what he swore was a girl yelling outside. After hearing the girl yell a second time and assuming it wasn't just the wind if he heard the same voice twice, Josh made his way over to the door and flung it open, looking for the shouting girl- and goodness, there she was! Wearing mostly black, she was a bit more fashionable a guest than he'd expected, especially considering he wasn't expecting any guests at all. Josh stated, "I wasn't expecting any ladies to visit, as you can tell. Should I go find Brian for you?"