Duke Blade Merris of Mort-Vandrine
The stars were shining bright in the night sky and made it look rather nice.
That was pretty much the only positive thing Blade Merris, the Duke of Mort-Vandrine, was willing to say this evening.
Blade was an honest person so, if asked, he would say that he hated these sort of parties. Nothing more than vast quantities of money and food on self-aggrandisement. And for what? Someone's getting married? How inconsequential. If it was truly a celebration of the union of two people, it should merely be kept between the families of the two. But, as this marriage would supposedly allow a boy to become a Duke rather than, say, being more than capable of ruling as a Duke, it was somehow that much bigger a deal. If he had the kind of money necessary to provide all these delicacies and lanterns and even just give away food and drink in these dire times, he'd use it to replace that blasted waterwheel that the local farmers need to grow their crops which, by the dead Goddess, seemed to break down entirely on its own every single time it wasn't being looked at. He'd also give some of it to the Green Water Treatment Centre. The dead Goddess knows that they could most certainly use it for their steam machines.
Still, he had nothing better to do. His new spell book had yet to arrive at his estate, he read most of his books and didn't particularly care for the ones he didn't and his bladework wasn't going anywhere. So here he was, sitting in a rather elegant carriage being pulled along a highway by his two horses, the black Coalesce and the beige Primrose.
"My lord? Is everything alright?"
Blade used every bit of his nerve to resist groaning at the sound of his Chevalier. Not that he was by any means a bad man. Goodness gracious, no. Blade didn't really like anyone, good or bad, and even his loyal Chevalier irritated him with such inane questions. If there was one thing Blade was willing to say nice about his guard, though, it was that he was always dressed for the job. As of current, he was wearing his torso armour as well as his arm armour and even a pair of leather grieves. He didn't wear a helmet and his legs were only protected by trousers but this was a party, not a warzone, so Blade let it slide. At the very least, his Chevalier would not need to worry about not having a date as his face and long red hair should incite whatever shallow whores would tread the floors of Duke Auttenberg's manor this night.
"No Joan, it is not. Here I am again, attending another party which might as well be a massive bonfire that precious money and food are thrown into by savage ingrates that are somehow smart enough to run businesses but not smart enough to know how to spend their finances."
"Oh. I see, sir."
Another silence came across the carriage. Just as Blade liked it.
"You could've stayed home, sir."
So much for that.
"A swell idea. It is just a shame that there is currently nothing to do back at the manor."
"What about actual work, sir?"
Blade couldn't help but smirk. At last, he remembered why he hired Joan as his Chevalier in the first place. Blade did not like being talked back to. At all. He was a noble who managed to achieve Duke status by sheer ability alone without marriage and his fighting ability was beyond even that of a Chevalier, a fact which was proven in a two-on-one spar in which his clothes weren't even scratched (although one of the Chevaliers happened to be slightly inebriated at the time but details such as that don't matter. At least, that's what Blade's going with). He was a man of great power both politically and physically. He was not to be talked down to. Yet, he found himself appreciating Joan's ability to turn his own words against him and his general wit. While he was still a bit sore about all the checker games lost against him, Blade was willing to put aside such petty matters. For now, anyway.
"It may surprise you, Joan, that I seek activities that will
reduce my boredom."
Joan smiled back. "If you say so, sir. If it is of any consolation, they may have biscuits coated with coconut caramel."
Blade looked out the window. "Do not get my hopes up, boy." Indeed, if anything could cheer Blade up, it was biscuits coated with coconut caramel. A shame it was, then, that the speciality of the chef that attended to his nutritional needs when he was a child was too hard to make for regular consumption. Most people simply didn't bother. He would exercise control and get his own chef to cook them but the stupid cleaver-wielding flummox must somehow think of an attractive woman every time he cooks and the things are destroyed. Furthermore, coconut caramel was an... acquired taste, even for those with sweet teeth like his. The chances of Auttenberg actually preparing them were slim... but goodness, there was a chance!
Goddess, he almost licked his lips. He better keep a watch on that.
"Sir, it appears that we are here," Joan alerted him.
Blade looked out the other window. There it was; the city of Cellé. Out of curiosity, Blade once referred to history books to learn about Cellé and Mort-Vandrine, the founders of the cities that were named after them. While he didn't hold in high regard a desperate man that seized a weakened territory in a desperate yet fruitful move to invade a neighbouring country, he still vastly preferred Cellé to the brute that was Mort-Vandrine. He probably should've done that before deciding to be the Duke of the latter city. He imagined Cellé would be having the time of his life here, what with all the varied lights that illuminated the city even from five minutes away by horse-drawn carriage. He guessed minutes ago that they were from lanterns made from different colours of the thin yet fireproof paper made from the sharp weed found under the ocean and he was still confident that such was still the case.
"Hm. It seems we are."
Seven minutes passed before Blade and his Chevalier finally arrived at the Auttenberg manor. Even more so than usual, it looked fantastic. Appearance-wise, it exceeded Blade's own estate, although this was only because of the many ornaments that were used to decorate it. Again, a waste of money.
"Sir, do you believe you should have your ward?" Joan inquired.
Blade reached into his collar. "Joan, I am always prepared," he responded as he pulled out a necklace with a small stone charm inscribed with a variety of runes. As an Enchantment specialist, Blade had crafted himself several charms that would protect from the effects of mind-based magic. Unfortunately, it had the side effect of interfering with any mind spells he tried to cast but he didn't care about that right now. "The question is, are you?"
In turn, Joan pulled out his own charm from under his chest armour. "Indeed I am, sir. You cannot be too careful. Some people love taking advantage of the tranquillity offered by events such as these to raise mayhem."
Blade looked directly at Joan.
Joan looked directly back.
"... Indeed they do," Blade answered as he returned his charm to its rightful place, an action repeated by his guard.
Soon, a servant of Duke Auttenberg's arrived at their carriage to open its door, allowing Blade and his Chevalier to exit it. Blade only placed his other foot on the ground when he turned his head to the front of the carriage. "Serian, I would much prefer it if you parked the carriage under shelter so that, if it rains, it would be well-protected. Join us inside when you are done."
The female elven driver responded. "Dunno what makes you think that'll happen but an order's an order. Hyah!" Under her guidance, Coalesce and Primrose then proceeded to where she believed the stables would be with the carriage in tow.
With their driver and transport taken care of, Duke Blade Marris and his Chevalier Joan proceeded down the path leading to the front gates of the manor. As usual, it had two guards out the front. Blade, despite his cynicism, was still willing to count his blessings. In this case, it was that the guards put a level of effort into their jobs that was inversely proportional to the effort put in by nobles. They were attentive and seemed ready to strike even at a kitten if it proved to be a hostile threat. Next to them was a man who didn't seem so enthusiastic about his job. With his list, he seemed to be managing the party guests.
The guard on the left raised her hand in a stop motion towards the approaching duo. "Halt! Identify yourselves!" she demanded.
"Duke Blade Merris of Mort-Vandrine and his Chevalier Joan Gesthalgion," Blade aptly answered, no-nonsense as always. "In addition, I have a female elven driver by the name of Serian Vix who will be here shortly. She has brown hair down to her shoulders and should have a golden bracelet on her left hand. It was crafted by her cousin."
The one with the list read it closely. "Merris..." After a moment, he raised his head to the guards. "He's on the list."
"Took your damn sweet time..." The male guard grumbled as the gates were opened. "What, it's been maybe an hour since the party started?"
Blade didn't pay him heed as he and his companion travelled through the gates and through the large wooden doors leading into the manor.
It was not at all uncommon for Blade to be ignored whenever he arrived at a social gathering, as antisocial as he is. Still, one could not deny that he had a dynamic presence of much power. Even as he stood next to his Chevalier who, as always, looked ready to fight bears if they attacked his lord, he still had the greater aura of the two of them. Avert their eyes as they will, the other partygoers still knew he was there.
"Joan," Blade began, "I will find Duke Auttenberg and explain my lack of punctuality. You go ahead and enjoy yourself."
His guard smiled. "Thank you, my lord." He parted from Blade and then took in his surroundings, fascinated. Blade held no contempt for such awe. After all, if the purpose of an object was to be observed and admired, then it shall be observed and admired. Sure, it was a waste of money but it wasn't a waste of
his money so he didn't mind. Besides, a treat for the eyes was as important as a treat for the mouth.
Speaking of which, he'd have to find that snack table after he told the Duke about his lateness. He'd go to the snack table first and bother the explanations entirely but he had to keep up appearances. Even though he didn't really care less whether others saw him as a saint or a sinner, financial support from the masses was still a necessity and he had to go out of his way for it.
Fortunately, the Duke was not hard to spot at all. He was actually surrounded by two other people. He didn't recognise one of them but the other... By the dead Goddess, was that Louis? He certainly had grown. Not for the better, it seemed, if he was judging by his disposition. Already, he could smell the dishonesty on all three of them.
"Well, it was a pleasure to see you again," the unrecognised male said to the Auttenbergs. "Have a swell evening, you two. And Louis, enjoy that woman! Beauties like her don't just fall from the sky, you hear?"
Louis gave a pleasant smile forged from years of deceit and treachery. "Believe me Malcus, I will. Have a good evening."
The man designated Malcus gave a hearty laugh and walked off from the two. This allowed them to face each other and talk about other things.
"Alan?"
Blade's voice stopped that from even starting. At once, he caught the attention of the Duke and his son. The Duke seemed very pleasantly surprised.
"My, my, is that Blade Merris? Goodness, this is a rare occasion!" The Duke, apparently named Alan, approached Blade with his son trailing behind him. "Your distaste of these events has been made quite clear and remembered quite well throughout the years. I suppose coming late was an attempt to spite me?"
"No, actually. I was, in fact, preoccupied with arranging some of my furniture with the help of my servants and I simply lost track of time."
The Duke raised an amused eyebrow. "Is that so?"
"I would say I was busy with a woman but that would be a lie. I do not know if I can say the same for other latecomers to this party."
This was enough to make the Duke laugh. "Ah, you make good company, introverted as you are." A sudden flash occurred in the eyes of Alan, as if realising something. "Oh, yes." He placed a hand on the shoulder of Louis and gestured him to move forward. "Blade, this is my son Louis. Louis, this is Blade Merris, Duke of Mort-Vandrine."
A winning smile was soon worn by the future Duke. "A pleasure, sir."
As one would expect, Blade responded with a simple "Hello." He then spoke to Alan. "So, what is this party about again? It has sort of slipped my mind."
The Duke responded with sheer genuine surprise. "You don't know? Why, tomorrow is the wedding of my son and his fiancée!"
"You don't say," responded Blade with sheer disinterest, already looking around the room.
"Indeed!" Alan looked back at Louis for a moment. "Louis, I would like to have this discussion private. Feel free to enjoy yourself."
Louis nodded. "Thank you, father." He then turned around and walked off, the dead Goddess knows where to.
"Anyway," the Duke began again to Blade, "this marriage will provide Cellé with a new Duke to rule it. As much as I have enjoyed being a Duke, I feel it is time for the city to have a fresh new leader who can last the ages."
"But, of course, you will still be at your son's side, providing 'assistance' where you find it needed?" Blade asked.
The Duke smiled. Blade was reminded of the time he discovered Serian and Joan looking over his spell books. While Joan was rather flustered, Serian just smiled and humbly accepted defeat. "You caught me," Alan answered. "Of course, my son may have some issues on the seat. Who better than a former Duke to lead and guide him?"
To Blade, this was translated as:
Muwhahahaha! I am a very evil man! When my son takes over my position as Duke, I will still control him from the sidelines, and I will still RULE CELEÉ! Muwhahahahahaha! Okay, that was a bit of an exaggeration but Blade was already immensely bored and he needed a way to entertain himself.
"I won't argue with that logic." If only because Blade really couldn't care less. "So, who is this fiancée?"
"Ah, her..." Alan began stroking his chin. "Her name is Elegy Lovell. Do you remember that family?"
"Hm..." Try as he might, he couldn't. "I'm afraid I don't."
"Well, regardless, I will admit she is an odd one. It was by mere chance that I came across her one day, discovered she was the last heir of the Lovell family and decided that, yes, she would be the perfect bride for my son. Her mysterious past that not even my best agents have been able to discover only adds to her allure."
That was it. For the first time that evening, Blade looked at who he was speaking to with... well, figure it out for yourself. "... You have betrothed your only son to a woman of nobility with no verifiable background or identity?"
All he got for his question was a shrug from the Duke. "She is a woman whose nobility will empower my son. That is all that is needed to know."
Blade had encountered people he considered... intellectually subnormal before, especially nobles. Normally, he would regard them very lowly yet speak of them with mockery and satire. However, there are times, including this one, where he just had to be frank. "Alan, by the dead Goddess, I thought you were smarter than this..." he groaned as he held the bridge of his nose.
The Duke was reminded why no one particularly liked Blade. Regardless, he still smiled. "Says the man who still has yet to find a woman who will give him a heir."
"That is for lack of trying as I have no interest in producing a heir or having a beloved." Blade moved his hand away from his nose. "I believe I need to eat. Do you know where the snack table is?"
Alan seemed to cheer up a bit. "Ah. Now, the manor's a bit big so bear with me..."