"It was late last night when I got call to come down to Queens. The Professor was told that a nice family has purchased a large piece of property. A piece of property they intended to clean out and dress up, making it into a bed and breakfast. Real family style type of living. Having that good ol' down home feel to a large and crowded place like New York City...yeah they could have made a nice niche. They even took a nice residential area of Queens to have their little B'n'B, away from the skyscrapers of New York but not too far off so people could head in to town in a half hour, depending on traffic of course.""Me, I prefer to drive, which is what he prefers as well. I look towards the Professor an oddball to be sure, but a man that is respectful. Despite my being hesitant towards his...well practices, he does all he can to be helpful....even though he can be a bit much at times." Father Myron Bynes drove the car up to the steps of what was an abandoned orphanage. It didn't look too abandoned with all of the construction being done to it. He looked it over and then turned off the vehicle. He looked over the vehicle as he got caught in thought.
He sighs,
"I've never been a fan of this car. It was a Slugbug, you know one of those Volkswagens. I much prefer my Sedan but the Professor thinks this car is cool. The problem is he never learned how to drive, so when he bought it from that dealer he asked me if I could drive him around in it. It's been that way ever since. It's a bit small and I do like to have some elbow room but it doesn't matter, what matters is the Carsons."The Father stepped out of the car as he went on ahead of the Professor who was getting ready. He knocked on the door as the lights from within flooded out onto the concrete steps. He was immediately great by the smiling faces of a husband and wife. They were around his age maybe slightly younger. The husband was tall with brown hair wearing a blue plaid shirt and khaki pants. The wife was a blonde wearing a red blouse and blue jeans.
"You must be...the Investigator here to help us right?" The man spoke as he and Myron shook hands. "Yes, we are so glad you could make it!." The wife spoke as she shook his hand.
They were so excited they hardly could give Myron time to explain himself. They helped him inside and closed the door behind him. Inside it looked like an old style home, with yellow wallpaper with some white and black designs, they looked like flower but very ornate flowers. There were picture and picture frames all about the walls. An half moon wall table was placed up to the right of him. It had one of those white, laced tablecloths on top of it with more picture frames and a blue marble vases filled with various flowers. Up above the high ceilings where some chandeliers they look to be made of glass to continue this old timey feel. He was brought to the next immediate room which was a dining room. They all sat down and started to talk about there little problem.
"We were so terrified about whether you would show up or not." spoke the wife. "Yes, you were highly recommended and when you spoke over the phone we weren't able to tell you the whole deal." The husband then spoke. "Oh before I forget would any of you like any coffee?" Mrs. Carson asked. "Yes please." answered Mr. Carson. She then look towards Myron.
"Oh please, none for me thanks." He spoke with a smile and a wave of his hand. She nodded and then went off to go make the coffee.
"Isn't she great?" He spoke with a smile and a nervous laugh. They were trying to through a facade of being a perfectly calm and normal family, but Myron could see that they are worried about what is going to happen. "Anyway, I won't go into the details without the wife but," he was soon caught off by the sounds of two kids. Two daughters to be exact. "Dad, we hear those strange sounds again." They came running one was about 9 and the other more like 7, blonde just like their mother. They seemed to be bothered by strange sounds coming out of their walls. "It's okay babies, the Father here is going to help make those noises stop." He spoke with a reassuring smile. "Really?" They ask all wide eyed. Then their mother stepped in.
"Of course he will but he can't work with you two bothering him." She spoke as she placed the coffee on the table. "I'm sorry mommy." The youngest one mumbled. "It's fine, it's fine, the Investigator didn't think anything of it." She spoke reassuring them. "What's an Inve, Inve, Inve-" The youngest try to say. "Someone that helps people figure out really hard problems." The father spoke. "Oh." The youngest spoke. "So is he also gonna make stuff stop moving on it's own too?" The oldest asked. "That too," Mrs. Carson answered, "But he can't do that with you two in the room."
As Mrs. Carson tried to hurry them off they were too scared to go to their bedroom. Mr. Carson suggest they go to their room and he will be up in a bit. The girls liked that option as they moved themselves to their parent's bedroom. Once they were gone the Carsons then turned their attention back to Myron. "Sorry, about that, but the girls-," Myron cut them off before they could finish.
"Look here, you don't have to be tough on my account. What is happening to you and your family isn't normal, so you don't have to act like it is." He spoke as the Carsons finally let down their guards. They began to cry and Myron isn't surprised by their reactions. Having a haunting is a draining and strenuous affliction for any family. He could tell that these people love their family very dearly and they want this to pass. He hoped he could help them but also they must know, he isn't alone.
"I do have to tell you to prepare yourselves." Myron continued. "And what I mean by that is...well, my partner is a bit different himself." Myron spoke. "You'll understand in a minute." Almost as if on a cue there was a knock on the door.
"Always has to be theatrical." He thought to himself as he followed the Carsons to the door. Once they opened it in came the most brightly colored dress man they have seen. With a wide, child-like grin, and energy he breezed right into the home-like building.
"Greetings and Salutations everybody!" He spoke happily as he shook hands with both Carsons. He was wearing a bright blue trench coat, a purple fedora, circular sunglasses and a yellow scarf with blue polkadots. They were obviously taken aback by the Professor over-abundance of optimism. "Do you mind if I hang my clothing on the rack here." He asked as he pointed to the clothing rack on the wall. They nodded. "Goodie!" He spoke with a smile as he placed his fedora, trenchcoat, and scarf on the rack. Underneath that bright blue trenchcoat was a light yellow suit with a white buttoned up shirt, a black tie with golden circles in a unique design. He placed his glasses away as he stared about the home. "Ooh, now I remember when this style was all the rage for the modern household." He spoke more to himself than to the people in the room. He then cracked his knuckles upon which purple gloves rested. He then wandered about the hallways inspecting every angle of the house with a childlike interest.
"Um, yes, welcome to our Bed and Breakfast, well soon to be a Bed and Breakfast." Mr. Carson spoke. "Ah, great! Bed and Breakfasts, did you know that motels nearly destroyed this centuries old custom? Yeah, in fact the term Bed and Breakfast was used by the British? But their popularity declined as motels where being built. People considered Beds and Breakfasts as cheap lodgings for drifters and other people of low-income, but interest is being renewed," He trailed off sing-songly as he spotted the coffee. "Ooh!" He perked up as he entered the dinning room. "Folgers brand coffee, did you know that the brand was founded in San Francisco in mid-nineteenth century? The Folger family came from Norwich, England to Massachusetts Bay Colony in the early 1600s and," The Professor was cut off by Myron with a cough.
"Oh yes sorry, I've failed to introduce myself. I am Professor Extraordinarius, Paranormal Investigator Extraordinaire!" He announced with a bow. "Now what seems to be the trouble?" He asked never losing a single beat of his rhythm. The Carsons where more or less lost. "What he is trying to say is, we need to know the exact nature of your haunting." Myron spoke off to the side.
"Ah yes, well things have been moving on their own, being practically thrown across the room at the worst of times." Mr. Carson spoke as he described the day by day strange goings-ons. Both the Professor and the Father listened intently on their story apparently, it's been like this a month into their purchase of their property. They kept hearing various sounds like tapping on the walls, things being thrown down the hall, and curiously laughter! The worse of the haunting is when things of their were being flung around, an especially horrifying incident was when all of Mrs. Carson's dishes were destroyed! The plates, silverware, and glasses flew about and crashed into the walls! Also progress on renovations have halted do to paint cans falling and paint be splattered all over the workers. A unusual number of tripping has gone on as well, objects placed where they are not supposed to be, underfoot.
Extraordinarius then laughed a hardy laugh. Myron was scared that the Carsons would take offense. "I'm so, sorry, he isn't like this...usually." He spoke almost unsure if the Professor would act like this or not. "Oh, oh, please don't take offense, I've just deduced what exactly is haunting you!" He spoke almost sing-songly. The Carsons where floored, "You do?" They spoke in unison. "Oh yes, this was once the King County Orphanage correct?" The Professor asked. They nodded. "Well whose haunting your B&B are nothing more than a few mischievous rug rats that have yet to pass on." He spoke with a wave of his arm and a chuckle. They really didn't know how to respond to that, as they looked at him dumbfounded. "Well this is good news right? I mean at least it isn't a demon." He then laughed at a joke no one seemed to get.
"You sure it isn't a malevolent spirit of any sort?" Myron asked. "Well, it's all elementary my dear Watson!"
"Here he goes again." Myron thought as he shuddered. "You see, when you walked into this house, tell me, how does the atmosphere feel in here?" Extraordinarius asked. "Well, it seems very homey." Myron responded. "Exactly!" He spoke as he turned his face lit up and with a finger in the air. "Not exactly the most, hospitable place for a demon to live. Also direct your attention to the various crucifixes in the room. I've noticed several even beyond this room, the Carsons must be quite devout, in fact the picture frame over there has a scripture instead of a picture! With such a kind and holy vibe the house is giving off, or trust me these people would have much more violent hauntings." Extraordinarius spoke. Myron could see his point and he even experienced the power a Demon has on a house, something he knew all to well. This house definitely didn't have it.
"We are gonna go about this building and we will help whatever spirits we fine pass over, is this satisfactory?" The Professor asked the Carsons. They nodded. "Alrighty then!" He spoke with a clap as he started to run about the home. The Father began to follow him until he was stopped by the Professor's hand on his chest. "Oh, and you may want to sit this one out Father, I don't think the children will react well to an disciplinarian like yourself." He spoke, almost whispering into his ear. He then patted him on the chest and ran off. Myron only gave a sigh of frustration as the Professor roamed about the building. The entire night was spent hearing strange noises, most of it coming from the Professor himself. The Carsons watched him as he made a lot of funny faces and raspberries. The man was practically jumping up and down and making a fool of himself. He rolled about the floor, banged against the walls, and well, it woke up the Carson kids who were laughing the whole time. Yet, the Professor got the response he wanted as some of the younger spirits revealed themselves. Apparently him acting like a clown made them laugh as well. "Ah there we go!" He spoke as he hoped to meet them.
He worked all through the night helping these spirits pass. The Carsons and Myron were asleep around the dinning room table. The Professor came and said aloud, "Alright! The job is done!" Everyone perked up nearly falling out of their seats. "You mean the spirits are gone?" Mr. Carson asked a bit speechless. "Yep, they are indeed!" He answered proud of himself. The family's spirits lifted themselves as they seemed to jump for joy. "How much do we owe you?" Mrs. Carson asked. "Oh no please." the Professor began. "Please we insist!" Mr. Carson added. "No, seeing your entire family lifted of a burden is all the payment I need." The Professor said as they thanked him again and again and again. The two Investigators left after their work was done.
Driving down the road Myron then spoke, "What took you so long?" Myron asked. "Well, as I said before, children are more scared than Adults are but they easily accept the fact they are dead. Adults always seem to deny the fact they are no longer living, even believing they are still alive. I guess children are just more perspective than the adult dead. But, some of the children where very adamant about staying. I spent most of the time getting them to open up to me and convince them that the afterlife is more fun than staying attached to that building." Extraordinarius spoke. "But did you know there was a medical ward and some of the children died there from Polio in the Fifties? But that isn't the worst of it, the Orphanage ran out of money, they couldn't keep up treatments." the Professor then sat back in his seat as he looked up to the ceiling in deep contemplation as he squinted his eyes and placed a hand on his chin. "How awful must it be to feel so betrayed at such an young age? Those children depended on others and they let them down, they didn't even put them through to another medical center they just, let them die." He spoke as he put his hands in the air and shook his head. "It's hard to make someone trust again, especially when those children had only themselves before they died, didn't even give them a head's up." He spoke as he trailed off.
Myron felt bad for them, to die without knowing why or when they were gonna die. It was a poor decision on the people who owned the Orphanage. He can only hope that they are now happier on the other side. "I say, I've got a great solution to raise our own spirits! Let us find something to eat!" the Professor declared. "Well it's a bit late for breakfast but we can get an early lunch." Myron suggested. "Excellent, um, how about we get Italian, that sounds good to me." the Professor suggest. "Sure." Myron spoke as they drove. The closest place for Italian and it, not being beyond their budget, the
Olive Garden. It was closer to the apartment they were staying at in Brooklyn. Making it easier for them to stop by there and not worry about having to travel clear across the city for food. Besides, Myron was tired, he just wanted to eat and then go by the apartment and sleep.