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Death's Head
Best freelance peace-keeping agent around. Just don't call him a bounty hunter, yes?
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a character in “Fusion Fantasy Neo”, as played by Sockie
Description
Death's Head here. Can't expect simple fleshling to get facts straight, eh? Better to tell you about me myself. Am a mechanoid who has taken up position of freelance peace-keeping agent. Best in the business. Have many weapons on-person capable of taking care of... disagreeables, yes? Best to hire me for all of your potentially dangerous needs.
So begins...
Death's Head's Story
The Blue Falcon and Lightning Chariot zoom off, both keeping up with Racer S quickly. The Wario Bike also rockets away down the course, neck and neck with Death's Head.
"Hey, Metal Head, hehe...Think fast!" Wario quickly tossed a Bob-omb onto the back of Death's Head's vehicle before using a Mushroom to zoom ahead, laughing.
"Hey, Metal Head, hehe...Think fast!" Wario quickly tossed a Bob-omb onto the back of Death's Head's vehicle before using a Mushroom to zoom ahead, laughing.
Death's Head immediately swaps his right arm out for a fishing hook, and swings it backwards, grabbing the Bob-omb from the back of his vehicle. He then hurls it into the middle of the racers ahead of him.
"A great start for every one of them! Racer S is currently in the lead with Falcon and Pit closing in on her." Moxxi spectates the race, "And it looks like Luigi is about to boost things up."
Luigi activates his buggy's thruster as he speeds past-- BUT WAIT! Uncle Grandpa is passing the racers by and takes the lead! And the Giant Realistic Flying Tiger's trails is distracting Luigi and the others because rainbows are beautiful! It's double rainbows all the way! Uncle Grandpa is piloting the tiger by... riding on a treadmill on top of the tiger.
"No time to race! Gotta keep up my cardio."
"OH, JESUS CHRIST! I ALREADY HATE THAT FRUITY-AS--" Ghost rages hard over Uncle Grandpa.
"And I have yet to wonder how a weird man is piloting a tiger like that..." Moxxi commented and looks at Ghost, "And cool your jets, Ghost. Uncle Grandpa is usually doing his things for... strange entertainment."
"Oh yeah?! What else can that fruit can do, huh?!"
"Juggling ponies, pegasuses, and unicorns." Which Moxxi pointed out now that Uncle Grandpa juggled the horses like a boss.
"OH MY GOD, HE's A FREAKING BRONY--" *cans.wav* "DAMN IT!!!! #@$%!!! HE'S FRUITIN' UP!!! HE'S FRUITIN' UP I TELL YOU!!!"
But Racer S is not distracted by the brilliance of rainbows. She speeds up to him and throws a smokebomb in front of Uncle Grandpa.
Luigi activates his buggy's thruster as he speeds past-- BUT WAIT! Uncle Grandpa is passing the racers by and takes the lead! And the Giant Realistic Flying Tiger's trails is distracting Luigi and the others because rainbows are beautiful! It's double rainbows all the way! Uncle Grandpa is piloting the tiger by... riding on a treadmill on top of the tiger.
"No time to race! Gotta keep up my cardio."
"OH, JESUS CHRIST! I ALREADY HATE THAT FRUITY-AS--" Ghost rages hard over Uncle Grandpa.
"And I have yet to wonder how a weird man is piloting a tiger like that..." Moxxi commented and looks at Ghost, "And cool your jets, Ghost. Uncle Grandpa is usually doing his things for... strange entertainment."
"Oh yeah?! What else can that fruit can do, huh?!"
"Juggling ponies, pegasuses, and unicorns." Which Moxxi pointed out now that Uncle Grandpa juggled the horses like a boss.
"OH MY GOD, HE's A FREAKING BRONY--" *cans.wav* "DAMN IT!!!! #@$%!!! HE'S FRUITIN' UP!!! HE'S FRUITIN' UP I TELL YOU!!!"
But Racer S is not distracted by the brilliance of rainbows. She speeds up to him and throws a smokebomb in front of Uncle Grandpa.
Quentel is in dead last, but why isn't he using the weapons he's SURE to have packed? SURELY a lawyer murderer would have weapons on an Oldsmobile!
Ignacious soon catches up to Luigi; chortling madly as he prepares to throw a fireball at the green plumber.. until he runs into the Bob-omb Death's Head tossed onto the track, blasting him back.
"Blue Falcon! Engage Super Jet!" Captain Falcon instructed his vehicle's computer. Soon, the Blue Falcon gained an even greater speed boost, whooshing ahead of Racer S. Whether or not he passes Uncle Grandpa is anyone's guess.
"Go, Phox! Go, Lux! Hyah!" Pit cried out. The two unicorns pulling the Lightning Chariot suddenly sprinted faster, rushing past practically all of the competition.
"Grrr, those-a cheaters!" Wario growled. He whipped out a Golden Mushroom, using it to speed his bike past most everyone.
"Go, Phox! Go, Lux! Hyah!" Pit cried out. The two unicorns pulling the Lightning Chariot suddenly sprinted faster, rushing past practically all of the competition.
"Grrr, those-a cheaters!" Wario growled. He whipped out a Golden Mushroom, using it to speed his bike past most everyone.
Sockie pushes some levers within the Sock Train, and its speed suddenly increases. It then begins ramming the back of Pit's Lightning Chariot.
"Out of the way, kid!" shouts Sockie.
"Out of the way, kid!" shouts Sockie.
"(!) Hey, knock it off!!" Pit shouted to Sockie.
"Don't take it from him, Pit - return the hospitality!" Palutena said.
So, Pit whipped out his Palutena Bow and fired a charged arrow at the Sock Train's wheels.
"Don't take it from him, Pit - return the hospitality!" Palutena said.
So, Pit whipped out his Palutena Bow and fired a charged arrow at the Sock Train's wheels.
"HEY! Wario, no fair!!"
Luigi puts the pedal to the medal as he drive towards Wario. Then he shoots green shells at Wario's bike. Racer S leaves sharp tacks behind as she speeds up closer to the leading racer. ...wait, all's left is the Giant Realistic Flying Tiger. Even Luigi noticed that Uncle Grandpa is gone.
"Wait.. where is he?"
Then he is found eating popcorn while sitting in between Ghost and Moxxi. "Oh! This is the best part. It's so incredible, you won't believe it." Uncle Grandpa commented.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE SPECTATOR OFF--" Moxxi is irritated at him, "GET OUT OF HERE!"
"GODDAMN IT, ENGINEER! GET THIS OLD PIECE OF SHIT OUT OF HERE NOW!" Ghost screamed at the Engineer.
"Huurduuuurruuuuahh! AHH AAAHH!!"
"He said he's on lunch break. Oh well, time to go back to the game. See you!" Uncle Grandpa walks out of the scene and the fourth wall and goes back to the scene and rides on Giant Realistic Flying Tiger, "So, what did I miss?"
"HOW... WHAT....??" Luigi stammered.
Starlow, being part of the audience, has no comment on Uncle Grandpa.
Luigi puts the pedal to the medal as he drive towards Wario. Then he shoots green shells at Wario's bike. Racer S leaves sharp tacks behind as she speeds up closer to the leading racer. ...wait, all's left is the Giant Realistic Flying Tiger. Even Luigi noticed that Uncle Grandpa is gone.
"Wait.. where is he?"
Then he is found eating popcorn while sitting in between Ghost and Moxxi. "Oh! This is the best part. It's so incredible, you won't believe it." Uncle Grandpa commented.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE SPECTATOR OFF--" Moxxi is irritated at him, "GET OUT OF HERE!"
"GODDAMN IT, ENGINEER! GET THIS OLD PIECE OF SHIT OUT OF HERE NOW!" Ghost screamed at the Engineer.
"Huurduuuurruuuuahh! AHH AAAHH!!"
"He said he's on lunch break. Oh well, time to go back to the game. See you!" Uncle Grandpa walks out of the scene and the fourth wall and goes back to the scene and rides on Giant Realistic Flying Tiger, "So, what did I miss?"
"HOW... WHAT....??" Luigi stammered.
Starlow, being part of the audience, has no comment on Uncle Grandpa.
The wheel is damaged, and the Sock Train loses some distance from the Lightning Chariot.
"All right then... A SHOOT-OUT IT IS!" shouts Sockie. "Take the wheel, Sockra!"
As Sockra does so, Sockie opens the Sock Train door, peeks his head out, and begins firing Sock Blasts at the Lightning Chariot. At the same time, Thant screams as he is reduced to paste.
"All right then... A SHOOT-OUT IT IS!" shouts Sockie. "Take the wheel, Sockra!"
As Sockra does so, Sockie opens the Sock Train door, peeks his head out, and begins firing Sock Blasts at the Lightning Chariot. At the same time, Thant screams as he is reduced to paste.
Wario skidded past the Green Shells and zoomed ahead, tossing a Bob-omb onto Luigi's lap on his way.
The Lightning Chariot sidesteps away from the shots as Pit launches a concentrated volley of shots from the bow at Sockie.
Meanwhile, the Blue Falcon speeds up more, easing ahead of Racer S.
The Lightning Chariot sidesteps away from the shots as Pit launches a concentrated volley of shots from the bow at Sockie.
Meanwhile, the Blue Falcon speeds up more, easing ahead of Racer S.
Ignacious eventually catches up to the pack once again, having apparently survived running into the earlier Bob-omb; swerving out of the way of Racer S' sharp tacks, before suddenly standing up from his terribly-battered car and laughing, starting to throw fireballs at the racers ahead of him.
Death's Head swaps his right arm out for a rocket launcher, and fires at Ignacious while Sockie quickly ducks under the shots. The Sock Train then begins speeding past the Lightning Chariot.
Zedrek's dragon then comes out of nowhere to pick up Ignacious and his ride, then tossing it at Death's head.
"HA! You act like the Stromcloak bastards whom lost at the battle for Whiterun! Ha ha ha!"
Will Ignacious Survive the deadly Explosion? Will death Die aswell? Or will Twerking actually go in the Dictionary?! Tune in Next time to find out racers!
"HA! You act like the Stromcloak bastards whom lost at the battle for Whiterun! Ha ha ha!"
Will Ignacious Survive the deadly Explosion? Will death Die aswell? Or will Twerking actually go in the Dictionary?! Tune in Next time to find out racers!
At that time, the Blue Falcon was speeding past Racer S, gaining on Giant Realistic Flying Tiger.
Wario grumbled - how far ahead was the lead racer? "Oooh, those-a rotten thieves! First-a prize is-a MINE!" With that, he threw a Spiny Shell, flying out at supersonic speed toward the lead racer...
Meanwhile, Pit and the Lightning Chariot were gaining on the Sock Train, ramming into it with the speed of sound. "Out of the way!"
Wario grumbled - how far ahead was the lead racer? "Oooh, those-a rotten thieves! First-a prize is-a MINE!" With that, he threw a Spiny Shell, flying out at supersonic speed toward the lead racer...
Meanwhile, Pit and the Lightning Chariot were gaining on the Sock Train, ramming into it with the speed of sound. "Out of the way!"
Death's Head quickly swerves out of the way of Ignacious, then aims his rocket launcher at Zedrek's dragon.
"The overgrown lizard must go, yes?" remarks Death's Head before firing.
"EAT MY DUST, KID!" shouts Sockie as the Sock Train continues to try to stay ahead of the Lightning Chariot. At the same time, a far ways behind Quentel, a hippo is running on the racetrack. Slowly.
"HEY!" pants the hippo. "W-wait up!"
"The overgrown lizard must go, yes?" remarks Death's Head before firing.
"EAT MY DUST, KID!" shouts Sockie as the Sock Train continues to try to stay ahead of the Lightning Chariot. At the same time, a far ways behind Quentel, a hippo is running on the racetrack. Slowly.
"HEY!" pants the hippo. "W-wait up!"
"Here are the current rankings for the racers." Moxxi displays the rankings.
1. Uncle Grandpa
2. Blue Falcon
3. Racer S
4. Sock Train
5. Pit
6. Wario
7. Luigi
8. Zedrek
9. Death's Head
10. Ignacious
11. Quentel
12. Thant
"Right now, that fruity old pedophile is in the lead, Captain Falcon in the second, and Racer S in the third." Ghost said, "And we can see that the other racers are trying to catch up to Uncle Grandpa. But if you want my personal opinion, I just want him to lose just for the sake of our sanity."
There's a phone ringing. Moxxi picks up the phone and gives it to Ghost.
"Hey hun, this is for you."
"Argh, Jesus Christ..." Ghost takes the phone, "What do you want? I'm busy making a commentary."
Meanwhile, Luigi drives towards Wario as he launches a green shell at him. Then he drives past Wario and tries to keep up with Pit and the Sock Train. Racer S activates her thrusters and speeds past the Blue Falcon and catches up to Uncle Grandpa. But she noticed that Uncle Grandpa is... doing sometihng else. Uncle Grandpa looks behind.
"Uh oh. Hey, you take the tiger, Uncle Grandpa." he said to his clone who is controlling the Giant Realistic Flying Tiger.
"I got your back, Uncle Grandpa." Then he speaks to another clone under the tiger, "How are you doing over there, Uncle Grandpa?"
"Just looking out for danger. Thanks for asking~" said the one under the tiger.
1. Uncle Grandpa
2. Blue Falcon
3. Racer S
4. Sock Train
5. Pit
6. Wario
7. Luigi
8. Zedrek
9. Death's Head
10. Ignacious
11. Quentel
12. Thant
"Right now, that fruity old pedophile is in the lead, Captain Falcon in the second, and Racer S in the third." Ghost said, "And we can see that the other racers are trying to catch up to Uncle Grandpa. But if you want my personal opinion, I just want him to lose just for the sake of our sanity."
There's a phone ringing. Moxxi picks up the phone and gives it to Ghost.
"Hey hun, this is for you."
"Argh, Jesus Christ..." Ghost takes the phone, "What do you want? I'm busy making a commentary."
Meanwhile, Luigi drives towards Wario as he launches a green shell at him. Then he drives past Wario and tries to keep up with Pit and the Sock Train. Racer S activates her thrusters and speeds past the Blue Falcon and catches up to Uncle Grandpa. But she noticed that Uncle Grandpa is... doing sometihng else. Uncle Grandpa looks behind.
"Uh oh. Hey, you take the tiger, Uncle Grandpa." he said to his clone who is controlling the Giant Realistic Flying Tiger.
"I got your back, Uncle Grandpa." Then he speaks to another clone under the tiger, "How are you doing over there, Uncle Grandpa?"
"Just looking out for danger. Thanks for asking~" said the one under the tiger.
During all this, Wario's Spiny Shell reached Giant Realistic Flying Tiger and slammed into it, creating a large blue explosion!
"!" Captain Falcon swerved the Blue Falcon around this explosion, zooming ahead of the tiger.
"YEAH! Take that, losers!" Wario was so distracted by this event that he got hit by Luigi's Green Shell. "Agh - !!"
Meanwhile, Phos and Lux were getting fired up, blitzing the Chariot ahead of the Sock Train at lightning-speed. It was going so fast, it wasn't even touching the track!
"!" Captain Falcon swerved the Blue Falcon around this explosion, zooming ahead of the tiger.
"YEAH! Take that, losers!" Wario was so distracted by this event that he got hit by Luigi's Green Shell. "Agh - !!"
Meanwhile, Phos and Lux were getting fired up, blitzing the Chariot ahead of the Sock Train at lightning-speed. It was going so fast, it wasn't even touching the track!