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Death's Head
Best freelance peace-keeping agent around. Just don't call him a bounty hunter, yes?
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Sanctuary Prison
a character in “Fusion Fantasy Neo”, as played by Sockie
Description
Death's Head here. Can't expect simple fleshling to get facts straight, eh? Better to tell you about me myself. Am a mechanoid who has taken up position of freelance peace-keeping agent. Best in the business. Have many weapons on-person capable of taking care of... disagreeables, yes? Best to hire me for all of your potentially dangerous needs.
So begins...
Death's Head's Story
"Karasz brutally murdered 200 of my people?" questions Sockie. "Nah. He can be psycho sometimes, but not that psycho. There has to be a catch."
...
Death's Head's vehicle is severely damaged, and he quickly ejects out of it just as it explodes. The fly from earlier is caught in this blast and incinerated.
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Death's Head's vehicle is severely damaged, and he quickly ejects out of it just as it explodes. The fly from earlier is caught in this blast and incinerated.
"Your old arch nemesis Shu paid him to do it."
Racer S quickly dodges. She's in a lead and neck-in-neck with Uncle Grandpa and his Giant Realistic Flying Tiger.
Racer S quickly dodges. She's in a lead and neck-in-neck with Uncle Grandpa and his Giant Realistic Flying Tiger.
The setting changes from Cosmos Speedway to Techno Dome
An object suddenly comes crashing behind Crane and his forces from out of the sky. As several of the officers look on, a mechanoid stumbles out of the smoking crater and looks around.
"Hmm... looks like my ejection sent me flying farther than planned. Will have to get that fixed." Death's Head says before turning to Crane and the others. "This is still Haven, yes?"
"Hmm... looks like my ejection sent me flying farther than planned. Will have to get that fixed." Death's Head says before turning to Crane and the others. "This is still Haven, yes?"
The officers are surprised, but not Crane, who seems more nonplussed than anything.
"Yes," said Crane. "But any other questions will have to wait. We're in the middle of something."
Crane turns back to the microphone.
"We're coming in!" said Crane, waving in several officers.
...
Several Haven police officers enter the Techno Dome and see Quintus.
"Quintus von Koopa!" shouted one. "You are under arrest for over two thousand counts of murder, over one billion dollars in property damage, and associating with the terrorist group known as the White Platoon!"
"What can I say?" asked Quintus. "I've been busy."
"Yes," said Crane. "But any other questions will have to wait. We're in the middle of something."
Crane turns back to the microphone.
"We're coming in!" said Crane, waving in several officers.
...
Several Haven police officers enter the Techno Dome and see Quintus.
"Quintus von Koopa!" shouted one. "You are under arrest for over two thousand counts of murder, over one billion dollars in property damage, and associating with the terrorist group known as the White Platoon!"
"What can I say?" asked Quintus. "I've been busy."
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, YOU CORRUPTED SCUMBUCKETS!" Mr. Torgue steps in the conflict, "I REFUSE TO LET YOU ARREST THE FUTURE CHAMPION! SO WHAT IF HE MURDERS?! IT'S STILL AWESOME! HE CAN RIP A F*CKING SABRE-TOOTH TIGERS WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND HIS BACK!"
"Murderers are protected from the law as long as they remain in this dome," said a police officer. "I'm well aware of what the contract states. It says nothing about forcibly removing and arresting terrorists. And the only thing this man has in his future is the rest of his life behind ba-"
Before the officer can finish, he spits out a wad of blood and looks down at Quintus, who has rammed an arm through the officer's chest and is holding out his heart and pieces of his ribs. He pulls out the arm and drops the organs.
"If you're going to shoot, shoot," said Quintus. "Don't talk."
"Officer down!" shouted another officer into a walkie-talkie.
The other officers back away from Quintus and open fire, but much like Stormtroopers or the A-Team, have little luck actually hitting the Koopa as he dashes between them, severing limbs as he goes.
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The sound of gunfire and other assorted carnage can clearly be heard outside.
"Damn," said Crane. "So much for the easy way out."
Before the officer can finish, he spits out a wad of blood and looks down at Quintus, who has rammed an arm through the officer's chest and is holding out his heart and pieces of his ribs. He pulls out the arm and drops the organs.
"If you're going to shoot, shoot," said Quintus. "Don't talk."
"Officer down!" shouted another officer into a walkie-talkie.
The other officers back away from Quintus and open fire, but much like Stormtroopers or the A-Team, have little luck actually hitting the Koopa as he dashes between them, severing limbs as he goes.
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The sound of gunfire and other assorted carnage can clearly be heard outside.
"Damn," said Crane. "So much for the easy way out."
"GET THE VIDEO CAMERA!!!" Mr. Torgue screamed, "THIS SH*T IS ALREADY AWESOME!!!"
"Y-Yes sir, Mr. Torgue..." The intern pulls out a video camera from hammerspace and starts filming. "Oh I hope he won't eat me."
"IN FACT, THIS GIVES ME AN IDEA! I WILL MAKE TECHNO DOME LOOK LIKE ANCIENT ROME! IT'S A GLADIATOR'S DREAM COME TRUE!"
"Finally, some real action..." Sweet Tooth readies his chainsaw, "Hey, Quintus... Save some for me..." He starts attacking the officers and killing them with his chainsaw. Blood and organs are flying everywhere.
"Y-Yes sir, Mr. Torgue..." The intern pulls out a video camera from hammerspace and starts filming. "Oh I hope he won't eat me."
"IN FACT, THIS GIVES ME AN IDEA! I WILL MAKE TECHNO DOME LOOK LIKE ANCIENT ROME! IT'S A GLADIATOR'S DREAM COME TRUE!"
"Finally, some real action..." Sweet Tooth readies his chainsaw, "Hey, Quintus... Save some for me..." He starts attacking the officers and killing them with his chainsaw. Blood and organs are flying everywhere.
"Your men might be in need of further assistance, yes?" Death's Head remarks to Crane. "Perhaps I can offer my services. Name's Death's Head. Freelance peacekeeping agent. Heard of me, yes?"
"Yeah, I have," said Inspector Crane. "But the police can't exactly hire bounty hunters willy-nilly."
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Quintus and Sweet Tooth are loving this shit... right up until the point where Quintus notices the dead officers respawning at the New-U Station.
"Problem, turtle?" asked a respawing officer.
"A minor issue," laughed Quintus, going over to the New-U Station and spawn camping.
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Quintus and Sweet Tooth are loving this shit... right up until the point where Quintus notices the dead officers respawning at the New-U Station.
"Problem, turtle?" asked a respawing officer.
"A minor issue," laughed Quintus, going over to the New-U Station and spawn camping.
"You... Turn off the New-U Station! Now!" Sweet Tooth screamed.
"B-B-...Don't kill me! I'll turn it off!!" The intern used the walkie talkie, "Shut off the respawn point! I don't care! Just do it!"
"Aww... I'm sorry. It looks like your chance for a new life has been cancelled." the New-U Station deactivates itself.
"Now where were we?" Sweet Tooth resumes killing more officers.
"B-B-...Don't kill me! I'll turn it off!!" The intern used the walkie talkie, "Shut off the respawn point! I don't care! Just do it!"
"Aww... I'm sorry. It looks like your chance for a new life has been cancelled." the New-U Station deactivates itself.
"Now where were we?" Sweet Tooth resumes killing more officers.
Let's see... that's one felony, two felonies, three felonies... Oh, wait, I'm supposed to be narrating what actually happens, aren't I?
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Suddenly an armored vehicle with a turret on top drives through the doors of the Techno Dome, busting them clear off of their hinges. One of the doors open and it looks like the officers inside are about to pile out... but then they see the mangled bodies and get right back in, aiming the turret at Quintus and Sweet Tooth and opening fire.
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Suddenly an armored vehicle with a turret on top drives through the doors of the Techno Dome, busting them clear off of their hinges. One of the doors open and it looks like the officers inside are about to pile out... but then they see the mangled bodies and get right back in, aiming the turret at Quintus and Sweet Tooth and opening fire.
"I've done plenty of work for the Haven government before." says Death's Head. "Am sure they'd be hire me on again."
Sweet Tooth dodged the bullets as he ran towards the armored vehicle. "Hiding won't save you," he grinned under his clown mask. He jumped towards the armor vehicle and impales the turret controller with his machete. He used the turret against the soldiers.
More armored vehicles of the same type move in.
"Well," said Quintus. "If you're just going to keep throwing things at me, I guess I'll take my ball and go home."
Quintus leaps onto one of the trucks, tearing the driver side door off and throwing out the driver. He leaps inside, slaughtering all of the passengers, before driving off.
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"I'm sure they would, but I'm in the middle of an operation," said Inspector Crane. "And without a drastic change in circumstance it's not my call to ma-"
An armored police vehicle zooms by, running over most of the officers that were standing by Crane. Driving that vehicle is Quintus von Koopa.
"HOLY JESUS!" shouted Crane in surprise. A few seconds later, with time to catch his breath, he turned to Death's Head. "That would qualify. Think you can catch that car?"
"Well," said Quintus. "If you're just going to keep throwing things at me, I guess I'll take my ball and go home."
Quintus leaps onto one of the trucks, tearing the driver side door off and throwing out the driver. He leaps inside, slaughtering all of the passengers, before driving off.
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"I'm sure they would, but I'm in the middle of an operation," said Inspector Crane. "And without a drastic change in circumstance it's not my call to ma-"
An armored police vehicle zooms by, running over most of the officers that were standing by Crane. Driving that vehicle is Quintus von Koopa.
"HOLY JESUS!" shouted Crane in surprise. A few seconds later, with time to catch his breath, he turned to Death's Head. "That would qualify. Think you can catch that car?"
"I'd like to think so." replies Death's Head before swapping his right hand out for a grappling hook. He then carefully aims it at the armored vehicle as it drives off, and fires.
Death's Head gets a firm grip on the armored car before it tears off into the distance, heading for Ingenium.
The setting changes from Techno Dome to Ingenium
Soon after, an armored police vehicle comes screaming into Ingenium. Two things are different about this vehicle, though - for one Quintus von Koopa killed everyone inside and is now driving. For two, Death's Head is attached by grappling hook to the vehicle.
"This one may be a hassle..." says Death's Head to himself as the grappling hook begins reeling him in closer to the vehicle.
Quintus doesn't seem to notice, concerned only with running over various panicking officers.
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Meanwhile, the power to a city block in Ingenium goes out, leeched away by Abraham, who is clearly putting it to much better use blasting every cop in sight. Duma and Terrus at this point just try to stay out of his way.
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Meanwhile, the power to a city block in Ingenium goes out, leeched away by Abraham, who is clearly putting it to much better use blasting every cop in sight. Duma and Terrus at this point just try to stay out of his way.