A purple bunny-like kleptomaniac who likes to steal things from other people. He mostly steals items from marketplaces. Be careful not to get caught off guard!
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Nabbit
A purple thieving weirdo.
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Flea Market
a character in “Fusion Fantasy Neo”, as played by Karasz
Description
So begins...
Nabbit's Story
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Popple's rookie resembles a purple stubby bunny who carries a bag of items with him. A rookie named Nabbit pops up from a barrel, then comes out of it.
Meanwhile, Mr. Torgue enters the storage room while bringing his fleshy statue. Mr. Torgue does keep a couple of Robot Enforcers and a Mr. Zurkon though. They may be small, but they can pack a serious punch. Mr. Torgue calls them over by whistling.
"LISTEN UP, RUSTBUCKETS! I NEED YOU TO MAKE SURE THAT NOBODY STEALS THIS FLESHY STATUE! ESPECIALLY THAT ONE PERSON THAT I KEEP HEARING RUMORS ABOUT, AND SHE IS PISSED- AND THAT IS AWESOME! ANYWAY, I NEED TO CLEAN THIS STATUE! IT IS REEKING WITH BUGS!! IF YOU SEE SOME ASSHOLE COMING IN THE STORAGE ROOM, TELL THAT SONSABITCH THAT THIS AREA IS OFF LIMITS!!!"
"UNDERSTOOD!" cried one of the enforcers. "THIEVES WILL BE TERMINATED BEYOND THIS POINT!!"
"NOW DON'T BOTHER ME UNLESS YOU GOT SOMETHING TO WARN ME ABOUT! GET TO WORK, YOU SLACKNUTS!" Mr. Torgue pulls out the bug repellent and sprays on the statue, "AWWW DANG IT! I ALMOST SPRAYED HIS EYES OUT!"
Meanwhile, Mr. Torgue enters the storage room while bringing his fleshy statue. Mr. Torgue does keep a couple of Robot Enforcers and a Mr. Zurkon though. They may be small, but they can pack a serious punch. Mr. Torgue calls them over by whistling.
"LISTEN UP, RUSTBUCKETS! I NEED YOU TO MAKE SURE THAT NOBODY STEALS THIS FLESHY STATUE! ESPECIALLY THAT ONE PERSON THAT I KEEP HEARING RUMORS ABOUT, AND SHE IS PISSED- AND THAT IS AWESOME! ANYWAY, I NEED TO CLEAN THIS STATUE! IT IS REEKING WITH BUGS!! IF YOU SEE SOME ASSHOLE COMING IN THE STORAGE ROOM, TELL THAT SONSABITCH THAT THIS AREA IS OFF LIMITS!!!"
"UNDERSTOOD!" cried one of the enforcers. "THIEVES WILL BE TERMINATED BEYOND THIS POINT!!"
"NOW DON'T BOTHER ME UNLESS YOU GOT SOMETHING TO WARN ME ABOUT! GET TO WORK, YOU SLACKNUTS!" Mr. Torgue pulls out the bug repellent and sprays on the statue, "AWWW DANG IT! I ALMOST SPRAYED HIS EYES OUT!"
"You hear that, Rookie?" grins Popple. "According to that schmuck who can't stop yelling, there's a statue down here somewhere! And where there's statues, there's moolah! We gotta go find it!"
Nabbit replies with a salute. He doesn't talk much, With that kind of money, him and Popple will be rich! But how will they get past the guards? There has to be a way to distract them.
Popple walks over in the direction where Mr. Torgue was yelling, and sees the Robot Enforcers and Mr. Zurkon.
"Time to earn your keep, Rookie!" hisses Popple to Nabbit. "You distract the guards while I grab the statue, see?"
"Time to earn your keep, Rookie!" hisses Popple to Nabbit. "You distract the guards while I grab the statue, see?"
Nabbit nods and runs out in the open. He blows a whistle to get Mr. Zurkon's attention. Mr. Zurkon calls his robot friends over as he point his arm cannon at Nabbit.
"Are you ready to die? Good, because Mr. Zurkon is ready to kill!" Mr. Zurkon chases after Nabbit while the enforcers follow.
"STOP HIM!!!!"
"Are you ready to die? Good, because Mr. Zurkon is ready to kill!" Mr. Zurkon chases after Nabbit while the enforcers follow.
"STOP HIM!!!!"
As the guards chase Nabbit, Popple sneaks over to the fleshy statue, rubs his hands together in glee, and begins trying to push it back over towards the barrels.
"BANDIT DETECTED."
"DIE, THIEF."
The robots open fire at the crates and boxes that they assume Nabbit is in one of them. But Nabbit is behind the robots and walks away. Just as Nabbit was done with the robots, Mr. Zurkon is pursuing Nabbit.
"Yoohoo~ Mr. Zurkon is looking to kill you!"
Nabbit squealed in fright and flees from Mr. Zurkon. Mr. Zurkon shoots lasers at Nabbit, but he evades the lasers. Meanwhile, Mr. Torgue is returning to where the statue left off, but finds out that it is missing. He assumes that the robots moved it somepalce.
"F*CKING SH*THEADS! DID YOU MOVE MY STATUE! I DID NOT TELL YOU TO MOVE MY STATUE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!!"
Behind Mr. Torgue, the intern comes in with an announcement to make.
"Mr. Torgue," he said, "The grudge match was already finished. Captain Smiley defeated Sweet Tooth."
"I WOULD CONGRATULATE THAT EMOTICON, BUT MY GODDAMN STATUE WAS STOLEN BY A ROGUE ROBOT!!"
"Or maybe it was stolen by somebody--"
"STOLEN BY SOMEBODY ELSE?! THIS IS A TRAGEDY!!" Mr. Torgue screamed.
"DIE, THIEF."
The robots open fire at the crates and boxes that they assume Nabbit is in one of them. But Nabbit is behind the robots and walks away. Just as Nabbit was done with the robots, Mr. Zurkon is pursuing Nabbit.
"Yoohoo~ Mr. Zurkon is looking to kill you!"
Nabbit squealed in fright and flees from Mr. Zurkon. Mr. Zurkon shoots lasers at Nabbit, but he evades the lasers. Meanwhile, Mr. Torgue is returning to where the statue left off, but finds out that it is missing. He assumes that the robots moved it somepalce.
"F*CKING SH*THEADS! DID YOU MOVE MY STATUE! I DID NOT TELL YOU TO MOVE MY STATUE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!!"
Behind Mr. Torgue, the intern comes in with an announcement to make.
"Mr. Torgue," he said, "The grudge match was already finished. Captain Smiley defeated Sweet Tooth."
"I WOULD CONGRATULATE THAT EMOTICON, BUT MY GODDAMN STATUE WAS STOLEN BY A ROGUE ROBOT!!"
"Or maybe it was stolen by somebody--"
"STOLEN BY SOMEBODY ELSE?! THIS IS A TRAGEDY!!" Mr. Torgue screamed.
During all this confusion, Kotonoha managed to sneak into the room, getting behind some crates, making her way through toward the unmistakable scent of bare flesh.
Popple, meanwhile, manages to slide the flesh statue over to the water barrels. He then takes one of the barrels, and pours all of the water inside into a nearby corner. After some struggling, he manages to lift the flesh statue as well and tosses it into the newly-empty barrel.
"Now to wait for Rookie to get back here, hide until the coast is clear, then hightail it outta here!" thinks Popple excitedly as he slips into the empty barrel he was in earlier.
"Now to wait for Rookie to get back here, hide until the coast is clear, then hightail it outta here!" thinks Popple excitedly as he slips into the empty barrel he was in earlier.
Kotonoha makes it to the water barrels. She can smell the meaty stench coming from one of the barrels.
"..."
Using her trusty dozuki, she pried the lid off, finding the "statue" inside. She couldn't possibly carry the whole thing with her...so she cut the head off and pocketed that into her sports bag. She then snuck her way back to the door.
"..."
Using her trusty dozuki, she pried the lid off, finding the "statue" inside. She couldn't possibly carry the whole thing with her...so she cut the head off and pocketed that into her sports bag. She then snuck her way back to the door.
As Nabbit makes his way back to Popple, he gives a surprisingly loud squeak as he sees the head of the flesh statue is missing. The statue is worthless without it!!! To make matters worse, Mr. Torgue is now looking for the thieves.
"I KNOW YOU SKAGSUCKERS ARE STILL IN HERE!!! NOBODY TAKES MY F*CKING STATUE AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! TIME TO MEET YOUR MAKER, ASSHOLES!!! Mr. Torgue screamed. Nabbit is shaking violently, and he taps Popple's shoulder and points at the flesh statue.
"I KNOW YOU SKAGSUCKERS ARE STILL IN HERE!!! NOBODY TAKES MY F*CKING STATUE AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! TIME TO MEET YOUR MAKER, ASSHOLES!!! Mr. Torgue screamed. Nabbit is shaking violently, and he taps Popple's shoulder and points at the flesh statue.
"WHAT?!" exclaims Popple, seeing the missing head after he pops out of the barrel. "But... how... when... WHO TOOK THE FREAKIN' HEAD?!"
Popple begins jumping around in a fit of rage, but eventually comes to a halt.
"All right... all right... new plan, Rookie! We find the chump who stole the head, steal it back, then get outta here with the complete statue! Got it?!"
Popple begins jumping around in a fit of rage, but eventually comes to a halt.
"All right... all right... new plan, Rookie! We find the chump who stole the head, steal it back, then get outta here with the complete statue! Got it?!"
Nabbit nods and helps Popple out. They will have to deal with Mr. Torgue first who finally finds Popple and Nabbit.
"I FINALLY CAUGHT YOU CHUMPS! YOU THOUGHT YOU CAN SNEAK YOUR WAY IN AND STEAL-- WHAT THE F*CK?!" Mr. Torgue is shocked that the statue is now incomplete, "THE HEAD IS MISSING!!! THIS IS VANDALISM!!! YOU TWO LITTLE BASTARDS LEAVE ME NO CHOICE!! I'M CALLING IN THE BADASS STORAGE SECTURITY OFFICERS IN THE TECHNO DOME! THEY WILL BLOW YOU AWAY, AND IT WILL BE BRUTAL! IT'S SO BRUTAL, IT'LL BE F*CKING AWESOME!!!! GUARDS! BLOW THOSE F*CKSH*TTERS UP!!"
"UNDERSTOOD."
The enforcers get out their guns and fire their bullets.
"I FINALLY CAUGHT YOU CHUMPS! YOU THOUGHT YOU CAN SNEAK YOUR WAY IN AND STEAL-- WHAT THE F*CK?!" Mr. Torgue is shocked that the statue is now incomplete, "THE HEAD IS MISSING!!! THIS IS VANDALISM!!! YOU TWO LITTLE BASTARDS LEAVE ME NO CHOICE!! I'M CALLING IN THE BADASS STORAGE SECTURITY OFFICERS IN THE TECHNO DOME! THEY WILL BLOW YOU AWAY, AND IT WILL BE BRUTAL! IT'S SO BRUTAL, IT'LL BE F*CKING AWESOME!!!! GUARDS! BLOW THOSE F*CKSH*TTERS UP!!"
"UNDERSTOOD."
The enforcers get out their guns and fire their bullets.
"MOVE IT, ROOKIE!" shouts Popple, barely running out of the bullets' path before attempting to dash past Mr. Torgue.
Nabbit also follows Popple and fast! While fleeing, Nabbit leaves some bombs behind, leaving the robots to die from the explosion.
"See ya later, chump!" shouts Popple back to Mr. Torgue as he runs through the storage door, out to the lobby.
Nabbit brings the statue along because Popple forgot to bring it with him. He follows him to the exit.
"AAWWWWW F*CK!!! NOW I LOST THE MASCOT! THIS IS BAAAAAAADD!!!!" Mr. Torgue is now a sad palooka and mopes all the way to the lobby.
"AAWWWWW F*CK!!! NOW I LOST THE MASCOT! THIS IS BAAAAAAADD!!!!" Mr. Torgue is now a sad palooka and mopes all the way to the lobby.
The setting changes from The Dome's Storage to Techno Dome
Nabbit is behind Popple as usual.
"That girl took it..." Sweet Tooth is still in pain, "But she won't live for long. I swear...!!"
"That girl took it..." Sweet Tooth is still in pain, "But she won't live for long. I swear...!!"
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