An intern approaches Mr. Torgue and gives him the bearer of good news. "Mister Torgue Flexington? Your shipment of a life sized 'flesh-statue' is here," he said.
"IT'S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME IT SHOWED UP! I NEED SOMETHING TO SPICE UP THE LOBBY! IT LOOKS GODDAMN BORING ANYWAY!!! WHO GIVES A F*CK ABOUT STATUES MADE OUT OF CHEAP CONCRETE?!! BRING IT OVER, BITCH!!!""Y-Yes sir."
The delivery man arrives with a... rather interesting statue made of flesh and organs, but it's apparently had flies flying around it. For some reason, that "statue" is wearing a TORGUE shirt and carries a Torgue Pistol and a rusty looking android girl on his side.. Mr. Torgue is delighted.
"MY FREAKIN' MASCOT IS HERE!!! LISTEN UP BITCHES, WHEN YOU SEE THIS PERSON GAVE HIS LIFE TO MAKE LOVE WITH A SLUTTY ANDROID, YOU RESPECT HIS PRESENCE! RESPECT HIS PRESENCE OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!! THAT IS ALL!!!!""Wait- isn't that
Itou? GOD, he looks like a mess! HEH HAH HAH HAH!!!" Star commented, "Oh man, sucks to be him. Wait, if he's dead, why can't he respawn anymore?"
"HE JUST F*CKED A LITTLE GIRL IN THE PAST!! NEW-U STATION DOESN'T RESPAWN PEDOPHILES AND JACKOB'S CUSTOMERS... REEEEEAAAASSSSSOOOOOOONSSSSS!!!!!!""I'm going to take that lung out of your chest if you don't stop screaming..." Sweet Tooth threatened.
"I CAN'T HELP IT! IT'S MY GODDAMN NATURE!!!!!!" Mr. Torgue replied,
"ARE YOU WILLING TO JOIN THE TOURNAMENT OR FIGHT ANYONE IN A GRUDGE MATCH?!""Heh heh.... I'll go for a grudge match. I like to see my audience cower my presence."