Viatcheslav felt very loud at the moment. Not just because he was shouting, as per tradition, the latest bawdy Ukranian folk song he could think of, and not just because he was drinking a cup of expensive coffee laced with not-so-expensive grain alcohol. No, his bright red satin jacket, which had a tendency to become unbearably bright when the light was on it, practically made the dirty, skinny Uke into a walking traffic sign that read "trouble ahead". Technically he was in blatant violation of several public ordinances, not the least of which was public inebriation, but at least he was in the safety of a group this time. A group of loudly-dressed kids with paint guns, but nevertheless, a group.
Speaking of that group, the redhead - Lily - suddenly stood and announced their presence as Spectrum members, and a few off duty cops suddenly drew their lasers in response. Lily and another guy - the creepy one in the jester mask who never said anything - leapt to their feet, Lily exiting the store in a flurry of Converse and electric-blue paint, the jester creep stunning the three stiffs with a barrage of fuschia paintballs. Viatcheslav, caught off guard by the lasers and his own drunkenness, kicked both feet out in front of him and skidded backwards in his chair, only to watch it catch on a run in the carpeted floor and tilt backwards, spilling the gangly gypsy man onto the floor in a tangle of limbs and tablecloths. Viat recovered his stance quickly and rushed back to the table, retrieving his yellow messenger's bag and pulling from it his wrist-fixed paint sprayer and a few cans of his special red paint. He fixed the bracer-like device to his wrist with one hand, rolling back the sleeves of his silk coat before affixing the other one, then - fully armed - grabbed the fourth Spectrum by the shoulder and hauled her to her feet, making his way towards the exit. "Come on, ptashka," He said, beating a hasty path towards the rapidly closing exit, "time for you and I to spread wings and get the hell out of here."
Once outside, however, the picture that was painted was completely different from the one in Viat's head. Five or six other cops - in uniform this time - stood outside the door, also aiming lasers, also looking angry, also covered in electric blue and fuschia. With one hand still gripping the fourth Spectrum girl's shoulder, he raised his left hand and pointed the wrist-mounted spraygun at the officers training their guns at him. "Don't shoot, we surrender!" He said quickly, then grinned wildly and depressed his middle and ring fingers. A mist of blood red paint sprayed across the faces and bodies of the officers in front of him, buying him enough time to run.
"Sosi khuy̆ volosatyy̆ mula moho batʹka , vy nezbalansovanym svyney̆ sobak!" Viat shouted, sprinting off away from the cafe, keeping Kit in tow.