Mr. James Smoke's Story

Mr. Smoke was particularly perturbed today. After making his hot cereal, he got startled by a bird he thought was a specter but turned out to be that damnable magpie that spoke very broken Dutch. Since moving to this neighborhood, Smoke was always right on the cusp of annoyed and angered - having been for almost seventy years. Like most days he picked up his telephone to complain to the homeowners association, the rotor clicked as he spun in the numbers. "Yes it's Mr. Smoke again, I'm telling you Gladys, it's bedlam! You got animals and some sort of mystical beasts and all sort of..." The man trailed off as he listened to the person on the other line. "Me being cursed by a wendigo has nothing to do with it." He said. "I understand it would be considered a mystical beast...you keep cutting me off - well then, good-bye!" Mr. Smoke placed the receiver gently in it's cradle and harrumphed as he filled a glass with bourbon, grabbed a cigar and took the paper outside to read on his porch. He would once again, personally survey the goings-on to keep the youth in order; to raise his voice gruffly and raise his very fist to the heavens where it would be shaken with righteous indignation at the ne'er-do-wells that dotted his once peaceful streets.

Down the street came trot-trotting the magical kitty of the neighborhood, she trotted along sniffing around, she hadn't eaten in a few days so once she found a trash can she began sniffing through it for any food she could find.

, "I'M HARLEY GORE. I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR, AND ALSO YOUR KING. THANK YOU." Moshi heard and groaned putting her head upwards to see a woman or girl yelling wearing a cape and a crown. Moshi tapped her hoof on the ground and sighed, "HELLO UP THERE IM MOSHI AND I SAY FUCK YOU NO ONE RULES OVER ME BITCH!" Moshi screamed flipping the girl off and sighed, She then saw a hold man on the porch telling the people she was with to hang on she ran to the old man and and rolled infront of him laying on her back looking up she smirked "May I have a cig?" She asked holding out her hand,

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Deh kitty sighed sadly as she walked away empty stomached from the trash can and walked along, seeing a large group of people and animals she trotted over and sat down next to a Pikagirl. "Does you have any fishies?" She asked politely with big, cute kitty eyes.

Jason was chilling at his new crib, he loaded his glock with a new clip, flicked the safety on, dropped a few more clips in his pocket, and tucked it away in his pants. He exited his home and saw a crowd of people and animals. Jason decided to avoid them, hoping to pass unnoticed, he went to the park and sat on the bench. His hat tilted to a bit to much to the side, he adjusted the bill of the hat more to the front. Jason looked at the crowd, and thought to himself, "I hope none of dem' niggas saw ma' ass walk ova' her'."

He frowned at the deer girl rolling on his freshly cut lawn of Kentucky Blue grass. "Jeezy Petes, you can't go rolling around on people's lawns causing a ruckus!" The man got out a pack of cigarettes and shook out two. "You can have these, I guess. No reason not to smoke, doctors used to say it was good for ya - but now I can't die so I can do what I like." Mr. Smoke walked down to the lawn and handed the cigarettes to the deer girl. "My name is James. Just so you know, if you guys are going to have parties they better not be lewd. We used to have these dryads that lived here and let me tell you, no one needed to see that much boobmeat at three in the afternoon." He puffed on his cigar and exhaled, tapping ash on the ground. "'Course the were-tigers put a stop to them, angry creatures were-tigers - real temperamental." The man looked her over and wondered if she happened to be cursed by a warlock or was of a more magical quality. It wasn't polite to ask so he kept mum about his curiosity. "Well, do you need a drink or anything? I have bourbon or milk, maybe a beer or two. Water of course."

Pika blinked and sighed looking and looked at the cat girl she ran inside her home one more time and got out some cooked salmon from yesterday, "That's all I got" She said handing the salmon to the kitty girl and sighed as she heard that King person yelled she groaned in anger, She heard the N word at least 5 times by now and was crying inside knowing who it was she saw the old man starting to be friendly, "I'm to boring to have parties" Pika said appoarching the group

The kitty's eyes lit up and she smiled brightly. "THANK YOU!!!" She snuggled up to the Pika girl before nomming on the fish happily.

Pika felt uneasy for a moment and pat the Kitten on the head smiling weakly and chuckling, "N-No Problem" she said

Raine woke up and yawned brushing back his hair with his hand, He was laying in a field which was problem a bad Idea since grass made him itch, he got up and decided to go look for his sister Sunshine,

Moshi lit the cigarette and placed it between her lips and held it between her fingers before blowing out smoke and leaning against the old mans wall she chuckled, "We're not that type of people, I don't like parties and I think Tea would be lovely" Moshi said smiling sticking out her tongue