Name: Johnathan Williams Hill
Nickenames: Most people call him Johnny
Age:17
Gender: Male
Role: Loser boy 1
Written Looks: The first thing one notices when looking at Johnny is his self-claimed, "Gravity defying hair!" His unruly brown hair does at times seem to defy gravity seeming to stand 3-4 inches off his head, and sometimes even floating far off of his head and simply hanging. He tends to take showers the night before and running to school with whatever hair he wakes up with, so his hair is always unruly. Always. People would probably die of shock if he combed it down. He is currently trying, in vain, to grow stubble. Johnny will not hesitate to show all around his tiny whiskers that are always on his chin. Johnny is also rather skinny, not 'toned' or skinny but with muscles that twigs like to try and claim, Johnny is more so 'skin and bones', and he is a tall twig standing at 6'4, his eyes are a deep green.
Wears: T-shirts, cap, and jeans, occasional hoodie if its chilly.
Style: Johnny is a fan of the 'casual' look. T-shirt, Jeans, and basketball sneakers (He likes his shoes to have high backs.) Now, when he says jeans, he means jeans. Not those skinny jeans, not his sisters jeans, and not those jeans with pre-fashioned holes in them! Every hole in his jeans were made and earned through some wanton act of stupidity. He is almost always wearing a hat, save for when he is in class and has to take it off before a teacher takes it away, his baseball caps tend to be either Carolina Panthers (American football team), or a Dodge (Car company) hat.
Likes: Jokes, Movies, Music (Classic, Country, Rock, some pop.. not rap.), Talking about himself or things that are light hearted and not deep, Video Games, Cartoons, Reading and Writing.
Dislikes: Sappy moments in life, depressing people and self-pity, Celery/Onions/Tomatoes/Peppers/Spicy Food/ Most Mexican food, vegetarians especially the ones who get in your face about it, and finally people who take 'love' and high school too serious.
Fears: Spiders, Gorillas, Ladders, Dark alleys... clowns...
Habits: Brushes his hair to the side when he gets nervous, likes to dance and sing (even if he is bad at it) when he hears music, and biting his nails.
Personality: Johnny is... well, Johnny. Everything in the world is a joke to him be it the mailman who tripped or the girl who just got her heart broken even if that girl is his close friend. He has... trouble relating to people, and their problems and is in fact, quite bad at it. If someone tries to open up to him, to share something personal of themselves or their deep fears, he will make a joke out of it to purposely hurt their feelings and make them withdraw. It is not that Johnny likes hurting people, it is just that he doesn't know how to handle it. He goes stiff and gets awkward, and when he gets awkward he makes jokes. Johnny knows he has this shallowness about him and doesn't know how to change it so has long since embraced it even making a joke about it. "Hi! I'm Johnny, and I am incredibly shallow lovely to meet you." It is because of that, that he tends to avoid relationships, even if he jokes he would take any girl that asks him, in truth, he would probably say no.
He doesn't want to hurt them. No matter what, he firmly believes he would never be able to return their feelings, and he doesn't want to deal with it. Of course, he loves himself despite his shallow soul. He thinks he is the best thing in the world, and most people would say he is narcissistic, such as Sam always blabbing away about the 'prince' when obviously, Johnny is way hotter... funnier... and he has a brain. A lot of what he does is out of self-satisfaction such as pranking people because it makes him laugh... this attitude reflects in his grades as he is a C student. The only reason he has a C is because he is smart. He does not do his homework, does not study, his C comes from him getting A's on the tests which balance it all out, as he says, "My time is too valuable to be studying." He plans on getting into college based purely on his expected awesome ACT/SAT scores.
Many people would assume that such a guy would be fairly popular, but there are two reasons Johnny is with the losers: 1. He has 'geeking out' moments such as when he talks about video games, star wars, or something else entirely nerdy, and 2. He likes the losers better, much more entertaining. He approached them and joined them willingly, not out of a sense of nowhere else to go. "I like to laugh, and I laugh the most with these losers." He is the kind of guy to sit on the couch in his underwear, eating cereal, and watching cartoons all Saturday.
Family:
- Father: Billy Hills
Mother: Debra Hills
Twin Sisters (12): Lindsay and Linda
Best Friends: (I am going to wait to fill this out once all the profiles are in to see who wants to be BFFs)
Friends: His comrades in the 'seven losers'
Crush: "I'll take any girl if she is hot and willing."
History: What is there to really say? Johnny is your average teenager. He loves his parents, and they are good parents. He loves his sisters despite sometimes forgetting which is which. Honestly, what did you expect some super sad story about him being a orphan and fighting past that to be some super nice guy? Nah, Johnny is your average American teenager.
