āIām not who I was when I was twelve. That me is gone.ā
Full Name:
Christopher Robin
Nicknames
Chris
Age
21
Likes
-Girls
-Relaxing
-Things which benefit him
-sarcasm
Dislikes
-cookies
-clingy people
-Assumptions
Fears
Heffalumps.
Scars|Tattoos|Piercings
none (yet)
Love Interests|Crushes
Roza Huntress His technical āgirlfriend.ā He met her whilst wandering in the forest one day. It wasnāt a good day; he was feeling dejected and looking for a way back to the hundred-acre wood. She was a nice pretty girl and made him feel better. But he assumed she would understand him not being good anymore, what with her whole revenge mission on the wolf. However, she still stays firm to the path of righteousness and thinks heās a good guy. He thought he was in love with her once, but lately has felt that this is not, strictly speaking, true.
Alice Pleasant Liddell Sheās hot, and she understood the whole changing worlds thing. That isnāt to say he wouldnāt dump her if a better looking broad wanting an affair came around, but it has definitely developed into something more than just a secret affair. In fact, this thought scares him. He doesnāt want to do any more falling in love, he wants to be bad.
Personality
Chris is determined to be bad. He wants to break all the rules and step out of his box. Heās sarcastic and self-loathing, and a bit angsty. He has flashes of goodness and wisdom, but for the most part heās just out and out mean.
History
Christopher robin grew up with animals in the hundred-acre wood. He learned about kindness and goodness from them. He was a sweet little boy who believed the sun would always be shining, and the glass would always be full.
But then he grew up, and he started to notice all the bad things that happened around him. He wanted to know why his parents had just ditched him in the forest. Were it not for Pooh Bear he would have been dead. Christopher became less happy and more snarky. His friends didnāt understand what had happened to him, and that pissed him off. He stopped seeing them as cute and nice, and started to see them as annoying.
Christopher Robin left, because he was tired of being good all the time. He got lost along the way, and eventually came to the kingdom of Ever Lovely, where he met little red riding hood. He started a new life, one where he was determined not to be good.
There have, of course, been days where he felt like he wanted to go back. But those days pass quickly, and besides, he canāt find the Hundred Acre woods anyways. Heās asked the animals, but they refuse to tell him because they can see the horrible person heās become. Heās tried asking bad animals, the kind he used to dislike but now gets along with, but they donāt know where it is either.
Other
Heās a vegetarian.
George Thorogood|Bad to the Bone
On the day I was born
The nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up
Said "leave this one alone"
She could tell right away
That I was bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
I broke a thousand hearts
Before I met you
I'll break a thousand more, baby
Before I am through
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
I make a rich woman beg
I'll make a good woman steal
I'll make an old woman blush
And make a young girl squeal
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
And when I walk the streets
Kings and Queens step aside
Every woman I meet
They all stay satisfied
I wanna tell ya pretty baby
Well Ya see I make my own
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone