"Well, I'm not sure about all these new baddies, but just remember, I was one of the originals."
Full Name
Captain James Steven Hook
Nicknames
Captain, James, Hook, Jamie
Age
27
Likes
-Partying
-Drinking
-Junk food
-Music
-The little things
-Soda
-Girls
-Suits
-Smoking
-Sea Life
Dislikes
-Being sober for too long
-Staying home
-Animals
-Movies
-People who feel sorry for themselves
-Goody Goodies
-'Health' Food
Fears/Weaknesses
-Alcohol
-Smokes
-Partying
-Afraid of monsters in the dark
-Afraid of crocodiles
Scars|Tattoos|Piercings
-A tattoo of his pirate ship along his side.
-A tattoo of a Skull and cross bones on his shoulder, for the piarites flag.
-Scars on his sides, from frivolous sword fights.
-A dragon earring
Love Interests|Crushes
-Blair Rose- It's simply carnal want... pure nature... "Cause I'd tap that."
-Queen of Hearts- It's odd, he hasn't felt love in a while but... it feels like it... "Who doesn't love a bad chick?"
Personality
Well... James might have a bit of a drinking problem... but should it really be considered a problem if its so much fun? Really, he isn't one to just stay at home and 'relax'. He goes drinking and has a great time doing it. The life of the party at heart, always smiling and laughing, the first to start slurring out songs, of course only when he's drinking. Even if he made a fool of himself, as long as he's having a good time doing it, it's all good. When he's sober, you'll know it. His expression is always serious, he throws in a few scowls and glares, just because. So obviously, if you want to have a serious discussion, you'll go and see a sober James. But, if there's fun to be had, drunk James is your guy. He's what you could call a player. After all, James does seem to go home (from where ever he is) with a different woman every night. One thing is certain, James is evil, that's the reason he's on the evil side. So if it's said that the Captain is actually a kind hearted fellow under all that bad, well, said captain might slice up whoever started that rumor. He has a reputation to keep up you know.
History
Well, nothing much ever happened in the past five years to good ol' Captain Hook, just drinking and partying, taking a bit of time to sail in between. Well there might have been one thing... A girl of course. It was odd. He'd never quite been in love before but it was possible that was it. Well it felt sort of like it. He fell head over heels for the girl, It'd be hard for him to as to why. Something about the girl. He didn't quite know her but he soon got to know her. Of course, in this land of fairy tales, they fell in love. But once again, in this land of fairy tales, the bad guy never gets the happy ending. And James made a long list of nasty enemies. One day, when he went to visit her, he found her dead, an arrow to the heart. James was struck with grief. After that he didn't know what love was, and devoted himself to his 'work'. He had assumed it was Robin Hood, with his damned arrows, but he could do nothing about it, for his loved one was already gone. He drank himself blind and got into more and more fights.
Other
-He's very skilled with his gun and sword, and just cocky enough to take on any opponent.
-He's very interested in mythology, especially magical creatures like the dragon or fairy
-He often keeps it classy by wearing suits, and rarely does he wear anything else.... unless he's hung over....
-Well, it was said that he's a bit of a player, but he actually has a 'little black book' that he keeps names of the girls he's slept with.
-He's a very adept guitar player, and often does play a bit in his free time.
[center]3Oh!3 |Don't Trust Me
Black dress with the tights underneath
I've got the breath of a last cigarette on my teeth
And she's an actress but she ain't got no need
She's got money from her parents in a trust fund back east
T-t-tongues always pressed to your cheeks
While my tongue is on the inside of some other girl's teeth
You tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef
That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him
She wants to touch me, woo ooh
She wants to love me, woo ooh
She'll never leave me woo ooh, woo ooh, ooh ooh
Don't trust a ho, never trust a ho
Won't trust a ho 'cause the ho won't trust me
She wants to touch me, woo ooh
She wants to love me, woo ooh
She'll never leave me woo ooh, woo ooh, ooh ooh
Don't trust a ho, never trust a ho
Won't trust a ho 'cause the ho won't trust me
X's on the back of your hands
Washed them in the bathroom to drink like the bands
And the set list, you stole off the stage
Has red and purple lipstick all over the page
B-b-bruises cover your arms
Shaking in the fingers with the bottle in your palm
And the best is, no one knows who you are
Just another girl alone at the bar
She wants to touch me, woo ooh
She wants to love me, woo ooh
She'll never leave me woo ooh, woo ooh, ooh ooh
Don't trust a ho, never trust a ho
Won't trust a ho 'cause the ho won't trust me
She wants to touch me, woo ooh
She wants to love me, woo ooh
She'll never leave me woo ooh, woo ooh, ooh ooh
Don't trust a ho, never trust a ho
Won't trust a ho 'cause the ho won't trust me
Shush girl, shut your lips
Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips
I said shush girl, shut your lips
Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips
I said shush girl, shut your lips
Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips
She wants to touch me, woo ooh
She wants to love me, woo ooh
She'll never leave me woo ooh, woo ooh, ooh ooh
Don't trust a ho, never trust a ho
Won't trust a ho 'cause the ho won't trust me
She wants to touch me, woo ooh
She wants to love me, woo ooh
She'll never leave me woo ooh, woo ooh, ooh ooh
Don't trust a ho, never trust a ho
Won't trust a ho 'cause the ho won't trust me