-
RPG
-
About RPG »
-
RPG is a community of over 100,000 roleplayers from all around the world.
We build virtual worlds.
-
- Our Rules
- Writing Tool
- đĨ Authors
- đĨ Achievements
-
âŋ Contribute
- Official Patreon »
-
Donate Now with Internet Money
Clicking the code below will launch your Bitcoin wallet, or you can simply scan it with your mobile wallet. Don't have one? Install Copay »
3BZssGaw5HJEeZPhQDR3ExSqfSn1sFWb46
- đģ Etherpad
- đĻ Market
- đī¸ News
-
About RPG »
- â° Scenes
- đī¸ Forum
- đŖ Chat
- đ Universes
- âŠī¸ Places
Announcements: Cutting Costs (2024) » January 2024 Copyfraud Attack » Finding Universes to Join (and making yours more visible!) » Guide To Universes On RPG » Member Shoutout Thread » Starter Locations & Prompts for Newcomers » RPG Chat â the official app » Frequently Asked Questions » Suggestions & Requests: THE MASTER THREAD »
Latest Discussions: Adapa Adapa's for adapa » To the Rich Men North of Richmond » Shake Senora » Good Morning RPG! » Ramblings of a Madman: American History Unkempt » Site Revitalization » Map Making Resources » Lost Poetry » Wishes » Ring of Invisibility » Seeking Roleplayer for Rumple/Mr. Gold from Once Upon a Time » Some political parody for these trying times » What dinosaur are you? » So, I have an Etsy » Train Poetry I » Joker » D&D Alignment Chart: How To Get A Theorem Named After You » Dungeon23 : Creative Challenge » Returning User - Is it dead? » Twelve Days of Christmas »
Players Wanted: Long-term fantasy roleplay partners wanted » Serious Anime Crossover Roleplay (semi-literate) » Looking for a long term partner! » JoJo or Mha roleplay » Seeking long-term rp partners for MxM » [MxF] Ruining Beauty / Beauty x Bastard » Minecraft Rp Help Wanted » CALL FOR WITNESSES: The Public v Zosimos » Social Immortal: A Vampire Only Soiree [The Multiverse] » XENOMORPH EDM TOUR Feat. Synthe Gridd: Get Your Tickets! » Aishna: Tower of Desire » Looking for fellow RPGers/Characters » looking for a RP partner (ABO/BL) » Looking for a long term roleplay partner » Explore the World of Boruto with Our Roleplaying Group on FB » More Jedi, Sith, and Imperials needed! » Role-player's Wanted » OSR Armchair Warrior looking for Kin » Friday the 13th Fun, Anyone? » Writers Wanted! »
Cupid
The roman god of desire is here, and he may or may not be slightly disgruntled.
0 · 193 views · located in 
The Infinite Void
a character in “The Multiverse”, as played by ChaoticMarin
Description
Personality
Cupid's stings will only hurt for a moment, but it won't be his arrows doing the stinging. Rather, it will his foot that pierces your backside this Valentines Day. This Cupid is here to lay down some truths and spite some killjoys. He's not here for your /convenience/! He does whatever the hell he wants! Seriously though, he's kind of an asshole.
Equipment
1 set of magical bow and heart-tipped arrows
1 metaphorical steel toed boot
At least 100 dragonites
0 chainsaws
So begins...
Cupid's Story
- Seen 9 Times • Page 1 of 1
This fairy-like boy garbed lightly in white clothe floated his way into the bar and sat down for a drink. For someone so young, he looked utterly fed up of some shit or another--Were those heart tipped arrows?
Doctor Andy sighed and plopped down at a table, looking utterly dejected. "It's no use. It's just no fucking use. Whenever I'm not getting turned down for a date, there's always another patient that needs attention. I'm not superman, you know! I need love too!"
Was he weeping openly?
Was he weeping openly?
And then Cupid's head shifted 180 degrees to stare at Doctor Andy tilted at an angle in Doctor Andy's general direction and his muscles tensed as he began to listen to something oddly familiar. What the hell was this shit? It was like this stuff followed him wherever he went! A glass was thrown and the boy had spun around on his seat. He totally had this unamused look on his face. "And what are you doing about it?!" he demanded.
Doctor Andy looked annoyed at the cherub. "Getting a drink and seeing if I can go home with one of the barflies. What's it fucking look like to you?"
Cupid just sort of stared Doctor Andy down with this completely unphased look, proceeding to press a fist to one of his almost baby-like chubby cheeks. "Is the drink for one of your hands, or are you really that /stupid/?"
"What's that even supposed to mean? I'd dare you to shoot me with one of your arrows right now, but you've never even looked my way before. What's with all the special attention now, huh?" Andy inquired, a hysterical tone to his voice.
Cupid rose from his seat and drew an arrow. "This..? Do I look like a /charity/?!" he demanded, waving the arrow around. His tone suggested honest disbelief. "I"m not your public servant asshole--I'm the greek god of desire, not your personal matchmaker!" he cried out with a twitch in his eye. It seemed Doctor Andy may have touched a soft spot. Cupid got nice and close, mere inches from his face as if he were to headbutt the man. "If you asked me, I think you'd pair better with a vat of /acid/!" he said in a venomous tone. Could... he really make someone fall in love with something that would kill them? Without so much as waiting for a reasonse Cupid promptly invented an entire new move just to punish Doctor Andy. He spun in mid-air and applied a bitch kick, the kick version of a bitch slap. (c) Cupid
Doctor Andy was totally unprepared for the roundhouse kick and was sent sprawling to the floor, honestly shocked that Cupid would do this to him in his hour of carnal need. "Fine. I guess I'll just go to a whorehouse or something. Call me what you want, but don't say I wasn't trying." He cradled his bruised cheekbone and staggered back outside.
He never did get that drink.
He never did get that drink.
- Seen 9 Times • Page 1 of 1