Well that escalated quickly.
Catherine grabbed Karkat as he lunged for Spiky McCrazyclaws, hooking her arms under his armpits and struggled to keep Karkat in place as he launched himself into one of his famous tantrums.
"OH. OKAY. YOU WANT TO HAVE TEA YOU DOUCHEBAGGING, IDIOTIC, BITCHFUCK? WELL HAPPY DAY, WE SHALL HAVE SOME GODDAMN TEA! MS. NESBITT HERE, WITH A GOURMET MIX OF PISS STONES STRAINED AND SIFTED BY SWISS ARTISAN HANDS FROM THE BLEEDING, CANCER-RIDDEN HEMORRHOIDS OF A MILLION MICROSCOPIC WEEPING LEPRECHAUNS, PREPARED IN AN ANTIQUE PORCELAIN PIECE ACQUIRED BY MY GREAT-GREAT GRANDMOM FROM THE DUKE OF FUCKASS THROUGH A STEADY EIGHT MONTH PAYMENT PLAN OF ASS-TO-MOUTH ORGIES WITH INTEREST; THE BREW'S REPULSIVE PISSSHITESQUE AROMA WAFTS GENTLY INTO YOUR HALF-PLUGGED NOSTRILS, MALFORMED FROM CENTURIES OF INCEST. HERE, ALLOW ME TO WRAP YOUR COCK IN A MINT-CONDITION COCKSLEEVE WORN BY THE SYPHILITIC WHORES OF FRANCE IN PREPARATION FOR MY SKULLFUCKING. I PROPOSE A TOAST: TO ALL THE RAINBOW COCKHUMPING WHINING FUCKS OF THE WORLD. AND WHEN WE RAISE THE VILE, SHIT-BROWN BREW TO OUR PARCHED LIPS I SHALL PAUSE AND ASK: WOULD YOU LIKE ONE SHIT LUMP OR TWO?"
Catherine was about to join the screaming match with her own harsh words for Karkitty when the boy with the pretty brown curls and the injured leg rose up.
"JESUS! SHUT UP"
The room was quiet. "The two of you need to just shut up. I mean we're here for what, a few minutes and already I've gotten hit by a cab and the two of you are going off you CAME here argue. Just settle down!" He looked at McCrazyclaws and Karkat "Come on now, you two don't even know each other, you get in the same room and are ready to start throwing punches. Now if neither of you feel the need to show off anymore, why don't you put 'em away, sit back down and just get f..."
Catherine saw him raise a hand to his head and the boy seemed in good need of a catnap. "Just get calm and let's at least finish the day out, huh? Now maybe I want for the day to end more than some of you so I can sleep through the pain in my leg, but the sun is already going down and we're all strangers to this place. Please, let's at least bring this night to a close before we start killing each other." She saw him rustle around for a smooth brown pipe which he stuck in his mouth like one of the old adventure-gallants she read in her forays into steam punk, except with less gallant and more "i-just-got-run-over-by-a-car."
Karkat slowly stopped writhing in her arms and Catherine let him go with a hard look. He looked away, face flush with a mixture of shame and guilt creeping over his face. But his remorse did nothing to assuage the anger and embarrassment blistering in Catherine's tummy like a bowl of leftover noodle soup
"Well then," spoke up the woman standing beside him. "We should um...pick our..." A brief stream of strange words followed and Catherine tilted her head in confusion. "Rooms. We should pick our rooms. Yes?"
Another voice caught Catherine's attention. "Mr. Vantas, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Terribly sorry but...as you can see we have quite the interesting group." Catherine saw Karkat open his mouth but she cut him off in as even a voice as she could muster.
"You will leave. Now," she said. Karkat blanched and swallowed his words. He gave a silent nod and let the bags he was holding lean gently against the couch. The half-faced man began to speak in a deep tone making it apparent that he was the eldest of the group perhaps excepting Dr. Jones.
"I second the thing about the rooms. Assuming of course you boys are done seeing who can pee the farthest?"
Karkat tensed but said nothing as he made an about face and walked to the door. "Bye Neps," he said quietly, his eyes not quite reaching hers. The feeling in her tummy bubbled away inside Catherine leaving an empty sigh in its place. She looked to the floor.
"Bye," she managed lamely.
"Yeah, whatever..." said McCrazyclaws. "Have a nice trip Karkitty. I'm sure Cat will have a ball here."
Catherine wheeled around on him with a soft swish of her heavy olive jacket. Suddenly, a white hot pang of fury shot through her. She stalked up to the boy, her small round face twisted in rage, until she was close enough to see the jagged pinkish-white scar running curving from his jaw to his collarbone. Catherine peered up at him, only about half a foot taller than her.
Cat scratches? Purrfect. Her voice came in short hisses and her amber eyes flashed, sharp and narrow, from underneath her black bangs.
"You. Do not. Get to call him Karkitty. And you. Do not. Get to call me Cat."