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A basic race track that resembles a number 8, but is much bigger. The first half will take place above the ground wilthe the last half leads to the underground. There are no gimmicks in the track. Regarding time trial, it takes about 5 laps to complete the course.
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Cosmos Speedway is a part of 
Ingenium.
11 Characters Here
Starlow [117] The representitive of the Star Sprites
Setsuna Kiyoura [117] The quiet tsundere
Wario [101] This greedy glutton is out to strike it rich!
Captain Falcon [100] F-Zero's enigmatic racer #07.
Giant Realistic Flying Tiger [88] HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE!?!!
Uncle Grandpa [88] He's everybody's uncle and grandpa!
Pit [88] This angel really rises to the occasion!
Thant [75] Just a guy who keeps on dying. And reincarnating. And dying. And reincarnating. You get the picture.
Quentel [74] Um... yarr! I'm a fighting machine! I'm totally perfect for the Techno Dome!
Zedrek, Daedra of Assassins [48] The Daedra of Assassins
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During all this, Wario's Spiny Shell reached Giant Realistic Flying Tiger and slammed into it, creating a large blue explosion!
"!" Captain Falcon swerved the Blue Falcon around this explosion, zooming ahead of the tiger.
"YEAH! Take that, losers!" Wario was so distracted by this event that he got hit by Luigi's Green Shell. "Agh - !!"
Meanwhile, Phos and Lux were getting fired up, blitzing the Chariot ahead of the Sock Train at lightning-speed. It was going so fast, it wasn't even touching the track!
"!" Captain Falcon swerved the Blue Falcon around this explosion, zooming ahead of the tiger.
"YEAH! Take that, losers!" Wario was so distracted by this event that he got hit by Luigi's Green Shell. "Agh - !!"
Meanwhile, Phos and Lux were getting fired up, blitzing the Chariot ahead of the Sock Train at lightning-speed. It was going so fast, it wasn't even touching the track!
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Ignacious and his vehicle, although having fortunately avoided Death's Head's rocket due to Zedrek's interference, are nonetheless sent flying backwards along the track - tumbling towards Quentel and the hippo behind him.
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Quentel swerves to avoid Ignacious and his vehicle... and goes tumbling off the track.
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The hippo (Thant), on the other hand, ends up being crushed by Ignacious' vehicle despite his best efforts to make it otherwise. The Sock Train, meanwhile, follows after the Lightning Chariot.
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As Zedrek's Dragon exploded, Zedrek jumped off and teleported onto Uncle Grandpa's car.
"Hello old one, WHAT THE OBLIVION HAPPENED TO YOU'RE HEAD?! OH GOD!!!" Zedrek said.
"Wait, I smell Angry Great great Grandson with a knife. . .Oh crap it's Dan."
And then, Dan Jumps out of nowhere and Stabs Zedrek in the arm. "YOU BASTARD!"
"Hello old one, WHAT THE OBLIVION HAPPENED TO YOU'RE HEAD?! OH GOD!!!" Zedrek said.
"Wait, I smell Angry Great great Grandson with a knife. . .Oh crap it's Dan."
And then, Dan Jumps out of nowhere and Stabs Zedrek in the arm. "YOU BASTARD!"
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"Zedrek's car is destroyed and he is hijacking the... flying tiger in order to keep up the pace. But according to the rules, without his car, he is out of the race."
"And now that masked guy is about to beat the living crap out of that tribal black guy." Ghost commented, "I would not be surprised if that masked guy wants to kill him."
"Ho ho! Now's my chance!" Luigi boosts Racer S, Captain Falcon, and the Giant Realistic Flying Tiger, "Yaaay! Luigi's number o--"
"G'mornin'!" Uncle Grandpa is in a passanger seat.
"HOW DID YOU GET HERE!!!???"
Luigi pulls the breaks and he sends Uncle Grandpa flying because he does not wear a seatbelt. Uncle Grandpa teleported by coming out of Giant Realistic Flying Tiger's mouth. He sees Zedrek and Dan fighting on the tiger.
"Hey, can you two leave the poor tiger out of this?" Uncle Grandpa asked, "Violence makes her scared.
Racer S is still making her way to the lead.
"And now that masked guy is about to beat the living crap out of that tribal black guy." Ghost commented, "I would not be surprised if that masked guy wants to kill him."
"Ho ho! Now's my chance!" Luigi boosts Racer S, Captain Falcon, and the Giant Realistic Flying Tiger, "Yaaay! Luigi's number o--"
"G'mornin'!" Uncle Grandpa is in a passanger seat.
"HOW DID YOU GET HERE!!!???"
Luigi pulls the breaks and he sends Uncle Grandpa flying because he does not wear a seatbelt. Uncle Grandpa teleported by coming out of Giant Realistic Flying Tiger's mouth. He sees Zedrek and Dan fighting on the tiger.
"Hey, can you two leave the poor tiger out of this?" Uncle Grandpa asked, "Violence makes her scared.
Racer S is still making her way to the lead.
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The Blue Falcon also speeds ahead, neck and neck with Racer S.
The Lightning Chariot blitzes forth, now just near the Giant Realistic Flying Tiger. "We're making it! YEAH!" Pit cheered.
"Let's see how they like-a my new toy, hehehe..." Wario tossed his new gas bomb ahead at Luigi, which burst out a gigantic wafting cloud of noxious gas. No surprise where that gas came from...
The Lightning Chariot blitzes forth, now just near the Giant Realistic Flying Tiger. "We're making it! YEAH!" Pit cheered.
"Let's see how they like-a my new toy, hehehe..." Wario tossed his new gas bomb ahead at Luigi, which burst out a gigantic wafting cloud of noxious gas. No surprise where that gas came from...
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Ignacious' car eventually stops tumbling backwards along the track, resting upside down with its wheels still spinning. A pained groan can then be heard from within the vehicle, followed by a skeletal arm extending out from underneath; said arm waving around a white flag.
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Death's Head begins firing rockets at Luigi and Wario, while aboard the Sock Train...
"I JUST GOT A FLASH OF INSPIRATION!" shouts Sockie before poking his head out the door again. This time, he faces the palm of his hand towards the back of the Sock Train and lets loose a Sock Blast non-stop, giving the Sock Train an enormous boost!
"I JUST GOT A FLASH OF INSPIRATION!" shouts Sockie before poking his head out the door again. This time, he faces the palm of his hand towards the back of the Sock Train and lets loose a Sock Blast non-stop, giving the Sock Train an enormous boost!
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"URGHH!!!" Luigi covers his nose, "WARIO! THAT'S GROSS!!" He loses control of the wheel, but he dodges the missiles. Racer S didn't smell anything since she is wearing a biker helmet. For some reason, Uncle Grandpa is immune to such horrible smell.
"Oh, jesus chris-- I don't know what to do with thi-- *CANS.WAV*" Ghost gets off from the chair, "I want the race to go normal and exciting, but those FUCKING DISGUSTING PIECES OF SHITS ARE TURNING THIS INTO A FRUITY-ASS RACE, AND-- GAAAAAAHHHH *cans.wav*"
Despite all this, the rating went off the charts. Mad Moxxi grins at the ratings.
"Oh, jesus chris-- I don't know what to do with thi-- *CANS.WAV*" Ghost gets off from the chair, "I want the race to go normal and exciting, but those FUCKING DISGUSTING PIECES OF SHITS ARE TURNING THIS INTO A FRUITY-ASS RACE, AND-- GAAAAAAHHHH *cans.wav*"
Despite all this, the rating went off the charts. Mad Moxxi grins at the ratings.
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"Speed far ahead o' ME, will you?!" Wario growled. He whipped out another Golden Mushroom, using its power to speed past the Sock Train, the Lightning Chariot, and the Blue Falcon.
"Looks like it's come to this..." Captain Falcon muttered. "...BOOST FIRE!" Activating a special reactor within the Blue Falcon, the machine started spinning, gaining a massive dexterity and speed boost. It sped past the Sock Train, accidentally slicing through a few of its wheels (on one side, of course) on the way.
"We're not finished yet!" Pit said as Phos and Lux blitzed forth again, gaining a massive speed boost.
"Looks like it's come to this..." Captain Falcon muttered. "...BOOST FIRE!" Activating a special reactor within the Blue Falcon, the machine started spinning, gaining a massive dexterity and speed boost. It sped past the Sock Train, accidentally slicing through a few of its wheels (on one side, of course) on the way.
"We're not finished yet!" Pit said as Phos and Lux blitzed forth again, gaining a massive speed boost.
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The Sock Train promptly begins skidding out of control.
"CRAP!" shouts Sockie as he tries to keep the train in control as it continues to go down the track, and ends up hitting several other vehicles along the way.
Meanwhile, a small turtle makes its way slooooowly down the track...
"CRAP!" shouts Sockie as he tries to keep the train in control as it continues to go down the track, and ends up hitting several other vehicles along the way.
Meanwhile, a small turtle makes its way slooooowly down the track...
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Racer S and Luigi are indeed hit by the Sock Train as they skid out of control and crash into the metal fences. Both vehicles are heavily damaged. Uncle Grandpa, on the other hand, flies over the Sock Train. But Uncle Grandpa is concerned about the train as it can also kill lots of people.
"Uh oh! That audience is not safe with that rampaging train! I better think of something to stop that train. You got any ideas, Uncle Grandpa?"
"No. I got nothing." said the second.
"Ditto." The third added.
"I got an idea!" The fourth Uncle Grandpa is in the Sock Train and steps on the break pedal, "There! Easy!"
"Thanks Uncle Grandpa!" Said the first.
"Think nothing of it, Uncle Grandpa!"
"Uh oh! That audience is not safe with that rampaging train! I better think of something to stop that train. You got any ideas, Uncle Grandpa?"
"No. I got nothing." said the second.
"Ditto." The third added.
"I got an idea!" The fourth Uncle Grandpa is in the Sock Train and steps on the break pedal, "There! Easy!"
"Thanks Uncle Grandpa!" Said the first.
"Think nothing of it, Uncle Grandpa!"
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"WHOA - !" Pit shouted as the Lightning Chariot quickly sidestepped to avoid the Sock Train, edging just on the inside of the track. Good thing it's technically flying.
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"HEY!" shouts Sockie to the Uncle Grandpa in his train. "Who said you could stop my train? You're makin' me lose the race!"
Death's Head, meanwhile, begins firing missiles at both Luigi and Wario.
Death's Head, meanwhile, begins firing missiles at both Luigi and Wario.
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"AAYYEE!!!" Luigi ejects himself from his car and forfeits the race. At least he's in a better ranking than dead last, "I don't believe it! I'm out of the race! Awww no...!!"
"Looks like a lot of racers are smashed to pieces. It's a shame." Moxxi looks disappointed, "I would love to see more carnage."
Meanwhile, a mobile phone in the sock train is ringing. Uncle Grandpa picks it up. "G'Morning! ...Oh, you're looking for "Sockie"? I already saved his life from a train wreck. Oh well. Here you go!" He hands the mobile phone to Sockie, "Well, my work here is done!" His propeller hat lifts him up despite his weight and flies away. The real Uncle Grandpa is still in the race.
"Looks like a lot of racers are smashed to pieces. It's a shame." Moxxi looks disappointed, "I would love to see more carnage."
Meanwhile, a mobile phone in the sock train is ringing. Uncle Grandpa picks it up. "G'Morning! ...Oh, you're looking for "Sockie"? I already saved his life from a train wreck. Oh well. Here you go!" He hands the mobile phone to Sockie, "Well, my work here is done!" His propeller hat lifts him up despite his weight and flies away. The real Uncle Grandpa is still in the race.
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"I ain't important right now. Just recently. your swordsman buddy just killed 200 of your citizens and peed on their corpses."
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"What? What?! WHAAAAAT?!" shouts Sockie. "... Wait, which swordsman buddy we talking about here? I know like a hundred."
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Wario's bike got blasted to bits by the missile, sending the fat man flying out of the track. "WAAAAAAAAH!!!" As a last-ditch effort, he hurled several Bob-ombs and gas bombs into Death's Head's vehicle. A few of them flew at the Lightning Chariot and Racer S, too.
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"Karasz brutally murdered 200 of my people?" questions Sockie. "Nah. He can be psycho sometimes, but not that psycho. There has to be a catch."
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Death's Head's vehicle is severely damaged, and he quickly ejects out of it just as it explodes. The fly from earlier is caught in this blast and incinerated.
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Death's Head's vehicle is severely damaged, and he quickly ejects out of it just as it explodes. The fly from earlier is caught in this blast and incinerated.
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"Your old arch nemesis Shu paid him to do it."
Racer S quickly dodges. She's in a lead and neck-in-neck with Uncle Grandpa and his Giant Realistic Flying Tiger.
Racer S quickly dodges. She's in a lead and neck-in-neck with Uncle Grandpa and his Giant Realistic Flying Tiger.
Pit keeps a grip on the Lightning Chariot's reins as its unicorns pull it away from the Bob-omb blasts. They then sprint ahead, gaining on Racer S, Uncle Grandpa, and Captain Falcon.
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