Name: Deadpool
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Occupation: Mercenary
Side: LXG "That queen's loaded!"
FC: Ryan Reynolds
Appearance:
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Suited up:
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Enemy: "Wow that's quite a few. Only important ones are the crazy women. Dem bitches."
Queen Akasha. "To be fair I thought that the silver cross stake to the heart dabbed in holy water would do the job. Or was it the liver?"
Eris: Goddess of Discord. "Bad date I guess...Maybe escaping through the window in the middle of it with her around wasn't such a good idea."
Book/Story: Marvel Comics: Deadpool
Abilities:
-Anhanced reflexes: He moves faster than normal humans but nothing "Super" like
-Anhanced Strength: Same as reflexes
-Amazing blade skills: Can block/cut bullets with his swords.
-Reattach severed limbs: The powere speaks for itself.
-Occasional Regeneration. (Random, I'll roll a dice)
Personality: Deadpool is a genuine smartass. He will do anything for a joke, even crack a joke against a the queen or a czar or even a kaisar. He has been considered insane by many because he sees reality in a radical way. Random too. He thinks aloud random thoughts. He also A very strange man indeed.
History: Deadpool had been completing his contracts as always to anybody who would hire according to his price. Some for the US, others for the USSR, some for Imperial Japan, and most from private contractors. Eventually he got a contract to serve in some team that served the British Crown. He answered when the payment would be a total of £1,000,000. Now he'll do what she wants him to do but that doesn't mean he'll
shut up.
Theme Song: Neuroticfish- To the funny farm
Extra: For all intents and purposes Deadpool will be BTFW just as he did in the comics.
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Deadpool
"Chimichangas!!"
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London, England
a character in “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen”, originally authored by Roku Mushabuki, as played by RolePlayGateway
Description
So begins...
Deadpool's Story
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Deadpool was smoking a large decorated huka with the Arabian ambassodor in London. They had been celebrating the completion of a contract that had jus t been finished. He looked at his pocket watch and took one last huff. "Sorry Mr. A but I've got to run! Thanks for the tobacco. Black gold is the best!" With that the mercenary ran out.
He was going through the streets to get to the address the queen's royal guard had told him to go to. A million pounds was a massive fortune. He eventually came to a door where we nocked on it multiple time. 'Bum ba ba bum ba...bum bum' went the knocking. An old man opened the door to guide the merc to a seating arrangment where he spotted a young woman sitting down. He spotted a piano and layed down on it by his side.
"Now little lady, who might you be?" Deadpool asked her.
He was going through the streets to get to the address the queen's royal guard had told him to go to. A million pounds was a massive fortune. He eventually came to a door where we nocked on it multiple time. 'Bum ba ba bum ba...bum bum' went the knocking. An old man opened the door to guide the merc to a seating arrangment where he spotted a young woman sitting down. He spotted a piano and layed down on it by his side.
"Now little lady, who might you be?" Deadpool asked her.
Phileas was working on his latest invention, a suit built for underwater travel which could transfer water into oxygen. He moved out from under it. "That should do." he said to himself then lowered the suit into a tank. It slowly filled the suit then popped showing the suit had burst. "Ugh" he said then his pocket watch clicked. "Ah time to go." he said then walked towards the building. He knocked on the door and was greeted an older gentleman.
He was guided to where Deadpool and a young woman was already seated. "Morning Deadpool and madam." he bowed slightly then took a seat by the window. He pulled out his pocket watch and a small tool and pried it open and began to adjust it. "So what has happened so far." he said not looking up focused on the watch.
He was guided to where Deadpool and a young woman was already seated. "Morning Deadpool and madam." he bowed slightly then took a seat by the window. He pulled out his pocket watch and a small tool and pried it open and began to adjust it. "So what has happened so far." he said not looking up focused on the watch.
Alice wandered down the streets of London, stopping to look at every antique shop, something to remind her of Wonderland would be in there, she noticed a pocket watch, it was very similar to the Rabbit's. "Why do we keep stopping?" Cheshire materialized just in front of her. "I just want to remind myself of Wonderland." The cat grinned. "You have me." Alice looked into his eyes. "A good reminder." His grin just grew. "Oh well, you're stuck with me for now." Alice begin on her way to the address.
Welcomed by an elderly man, she was escorted to a Library. "Do you think that man can even hear?" Cheshire smiled. "Go away for 2 seconds, Cheshire." She swiped at him and he vanished, only to reappear 2 seconds later on top of a bookshelf. "You said for 2 seconds." Alice grabbed a book and threw it at him. That was when she realized everyone could see her and not him. "Hello, I'm Alice, Alice Kingsleigh." She curtsied and sat at the table.
Welcomed by an elderly man, she was escorted to a Library. "Do you think that man can even hear?" Cheshire smiled. "Go away for 2 seconds, Cheshire." She swiped at him and he vanished, only to reappear 2 seconds later on top of a bookshelf. "You said for 2 seconds." Alice grabbed a book and threw it at him. That was when she realized everyone could see her and not him. "Hello, I'm Alice, Alice Kingsleigh." She curtsied and sat at the table.
"Well well well. It looks like my reputation precedes me." He said aloud to nobody in particular. He saw a girl come in with a floating purple cat. "Warceshire sauce!" Deadpool said pointing a finger at the bookshelf.He jumped to a stand on top of the piano in a heroic stance. "You must all know who I am. The famed Deadpool who has rid the world of the most evil and occasionly the good. Hello Alice Kingsleigh! I shall call you Warceshire!"
Deadpool pointed at the other man in the suit. "You sir! How do I not know your name but you know mine!" He asked. Oh...Wait...I'm in my costume right now. Derp. He thought to himself. "No matter! Your still an English man and our countries are still at war! Have at it gent!" He declared.
Deadpool pointed at the other man in the suit. "You sir! How do I not know your name but you know mine!" He asked. Oh...Wait...I'm in my costume right now. Derp. He thought to himself. "No matter! Your still an English man and our countries are still at war! Have at it gent!" He declared.
Phileas looked up from his watch and smiled at the girl. "Glad to meet you Ms. Kingsleigh." he said tipping his hat slightly. He then looked at Deadpool with a somewhat confused look. "I am Phileas Fog sir, I traveled in the entire world in a matter of eighty days." he rolled his eyes. "I am a pacifist and even if I wasn't this is no true place to fight sir." he closed the watch and put it back in his coat. "Can't we act like civilized gentlemen, especially if you do not even know my own name?" he said sincerely.
Deadpool looked at the man as if pondering the proposel. Truley he was thinking whether or not this meeting was or was not a no show. The leader would hopefully join them to tell them why they were all there. He hoped it wasn't a prank of some sort. One million pounds. If this was a joke he would kill the queen himself for not even a nickel.
"Yeah I guess...Is there any scotch or rum or whiskey in this place. Thirsty" He said.
"Yeah I guess...Is there any scotch or rum or whiskey in this place. Thirsty" He said.
"It's very nice to meet you." She bowed her head shyly, "Please, call me Alice." then she looked up to the man, who had called himself Deadpool. "I must apologise, for I do not know who you are." She glared at him as he challenged Phileas Fogg and then look for a drink. "Is that some over there?" She pointed to a small chest of drawers with various shapes and sizes of glass bottles. She turned to Frances, "Why are you here, Ms Griffths? You seem exceptionally ordinary." She smiled to her, leaning on the table with her elbows and her chin resting on her palms.
Izzy walked down the street back to the house, she got the message they where to meet there but she wasn't in too much of a rush to get there. Her whip wrapped around her wrist and her skin was marked with different runes, she was wearing a black tank top with a black leather jacket and a black skirt with high heeled boots. Everyone at LXG always commented on how she dressed and how she could fight in those clothes but she hardly ever answered, she was one of the youngest there and she felt that is why everyone looked down at her.
As she got to the house she walked to the door and opened it then walked to the library seeing there was a group of them already there, there was Alice who was like a year older then her, then there was Deadpool...she didn't like him that much and then there was the inventor Phileas but also a girl there that she didn't know.
"Well I see he isn't here yet...and I got here early...well for me its early.."
As she got to the house she walked to the door and opened it then walked to the library seeing there was a group of them already there, there was Alice who was like a year older then her, then there was Deadpool...she didn't like him that much and then there was the inventor Phileas but also a girl there that she didn't know.
"Well I see he isn't here yet...and I got here early...well for me its early.."
"Well well well. Hello my dear. You must be Frances Griffths. And Alice Liddell. And... Deadpool. And here, Isabelle Lightwood." Sherlock Holmes said each name as he pointed to the correct person. He smiled at them with a smug grin. "I am Sherlock Holmes, your favorite detective. Sorry I was late. Now let us get along. No fighting. We are humans, no?"
Holmes touched Frances' shoulder, noticing her anxiety. He understood her feelings, without even hearing her thoughts. That's what he was good at. He walked past all of them and threw his jacket onto the front desk of the hotel. "Come come, we must hurry." He said, walking quickly to the back of the room, and through a door, revealing an empty room with only a large table and many chairs.
Holmes touched Frances' shoulder, noticing her anxiety. He understood her feelings, without even hearing her thoughts. That's what he was good at. He walked past all of them and threw his jacket onto the front desk of the hotel. "Come come, we must hurry." He said, walking quickly to the back of the room, and through a door, revealing an empty room with only a large table and many chairs.
Once inside the room cried out "I don't know who the Hell you are catty but I fear no kittens! I am perfectly sane!" He was no doubt thought of insane. He knew the truth and secrets to life that no one else knew. He was usually thought of insane hence why many employers usually became an enemy because they never paid the garunteed amount. He looked at Holmes as he sat down. "Lies! You are not my favorite detective. That honor belong to Nancy Drew." He told him his a side stare.
"Nancy Drew? Hah! What a joke that woman." Holmes smirked at him and turned to the others. He ran a hand through his messy hair, and leaned back in his chair. "Why don't we go around and introduce ourselves formally. Let us state our names and business. I know all ofyou, but I douby you all know each other's names and skills. I am Sherlock Holmes. The most brilliant man to have ever lived. Now you, deary." He said, looking at Frances.
Deadpool saw Holme's wanting to hurry this up in the detective's eyes and took advantage of it. "HI!" He said, pausing for ten seconds. "I am Deadpool. Wel...I guess you...could...call me...an entrepreneur. I hope we can all get along well and play nice." He said clasping his hands together with a smile. "Oh and my favotite gun deals are with the Moriarty brand. That man knows how to build a gun."
Alice listened to Deadpool and then Izzy. "What kind of Entrepreneur are you?" She asked him, her eyes looking over him curiously. "You don't look like one, is all, unless they changed the meaning while I was gone."
Deadpool went over the question in his mind. "Well Alice...I uhh...do different odd jobs for different people. From certain item deals to vampire hunting to taking care of bussiness. It's all scrambled because sometimes friends become foes. In fact I have had a few occasions where I have worked for Moriarty because he needed to guard some 'stuff' while it was being transported to is buyer. On those occasions my pay is in goods." He said taking a drink of scotch that he found in a pocket of his.
"What about you? How did you get into this little 'possy'?" He asked Alice.
"What about you? How did you get into this little 'possy'?" He asked Alice.
"One it's for a tea party in which case I'm a coffee type of guy. Two we are gathered here today to postpone some sort of massive catastrophe that will only happen again when we are older but it will be much more destructive than the one we prevented. Third is Mr. Holmes is bad at making friends and he brought us here today to celebrate his birthday. I think it's the third but which of the choices is it really?" Deadpool asked.
Alice raised an eyebrow, "I already told you and everybody else as to why I am here." She then watched Frances and Holmes talk, she realised she was crying and wrapped an arm around her shoulders, trying to comfort her. "It'll be okay." She noticed Deadpool's suggestions. "A tea party is no fun without Hatter, Dormouse and March Hare. The second suggestion seems more likely seeing as we are all unique and able people, the third one is just outrageous, but..." She turned to Holmes. "Happy birthday!" She smiled to him and then returned her gaze to Deadpool.
Alice smirked at Holmes when he was correcting all of the members and laughed when he mocked Deadpool, then he mentioned a war. "There's a war?" She asked, looking at him with a face of confusion. "How long was I in Wonderland?" She asked Cheshire, who was floating behind Deadpool so it looked like she asked him.
Deadpool sighed, the girl sounded like she was high off her mind. "There's no war...yet, but there will be one. There are always people like Moriaty who try to start small scale wars but nothing in comparison to what politicians can achieve. There are multiple threats. The Treaty of Versailles royaly fucked Germany so they're probably the poorest nation in the world now. If they ever get back on their feet the League is going to reap what they sowed. The USSR is massive and if somebody strong is put as the ruler by the communist party than that could be dangerous. They can't be invaded because of winter and they have god knows how many people. Japan is a power hungary imperialism and has one of the strongest militaries in the world. I worked for them in the past, just wow. They never give up in battle. The United States is the next one but they're too nice so they're out of the picture." He finished listing.
"The bottom line is if we prevent something now it's only going to come back stronger than ever. War is just nature's way of the strong preying on the weak. Also it keeps guys like me and Moriaty in bussiness. Normally I wouldn't care but the queen...well she knows how to tempt me." He said to the group.
"The bottom line is if we prevent something now it's only going to come back stronger than ever. War is just nature's way of the strong preying on the weak. Also it keeps guys like me and Moriaty in bussiness. Normally I wouldn't care but the queen...well she knows how to tempt me." He said to the group.
Alice blinked at Deadpool. "Well, imagine they all joined forces, we'd be well and truly finished." She tilted her head when he said Americans were friendly. "What about the American Revolution? They weren't very friendly then." She pointed out. She looked at the door way, a man was standing there, Holmes addressed him as Watson. "Come along, Cheshire." She stood up and walked outside instead of waiting, forgetting about them all, excited to see some action. "Wait where are the others?" She stopped and turned around at the entrance to the building. "Oops." She laughed, Cheshire formed beside her. "Remember to look at everything and expect the unexpected." He dissolved back into the air. "What the Outlands kinda advice was that?" She leaned on a wall and waited for the others.
Deadpool reluctantly got up. He was feeling awfully lazy today so he didn't want to even get up. He began to walk out the doorway speaking on the way. "The Americans prefer isolotionism and don't massacre towns they invade, with the exception of Atlanta. That's friendly. Besides the Revolution was a defensive war so the only way to fight was to sail over there. The USSR and Japan hate each other so that won't happen. Germany's so poor at this point that we don't have to worry about them right now. The British Empire doesn't have enough people so since all the modern countries are out of the picture I don't know who would be supplying the troops. Let's say they did join up. USSR would be struggling to pull out soldiers right now, Japan has no oil reserves or iron as they rely on the US as it is. Germany is dirt poor also with Britain and France on it's ass it can't do anything. The US would just carry but they aren't built for that so they would lose. China and India have enough people but no technology so I want to know who's fighting." He finished saying as he reached the study outside the room.
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