Written By: Noxize, lostamongtrees"Oo-oo. Ah. AH!" Goes the monkey, because...hey, monkey.
Linus heard the animal noises behind him and visibly stiffened.
....and for the monkey, too. He didn't even want to turn around.
But he had to, and he did. There it was, a monkey. To be fair, it was fully dressed in uniform complete with a taser at it's side. The monkey probably knew how to use it, too.
"Alright, hey monkey," Linus said in a pleasant tone to the monkey.
The monkey blinked. It was a monkey, they do that. For a moment it stared at the person, and thought of it's home land- rich jungles, cool ponds. It missed home. Animals are thought of as such primitive beings, no one ever thinks that hey...that monkey misses his mom. Then the small creature peed. Because monkeys do that too. This one had great aim though...and let loose a whoop as it sprayed at the intruder.
Ack! As the piss projected towards him, Linus flung himself out of the way. It still managed to catch his pants, which was revolting. He shuddered, and somehow restrained himself from virtually exploding. It was just a monkey, it was just a monkey, don't shoot it, just a monkey...
"Alright, monkey. I suppose," Linus leaned back and withdrew a pipe from his beltpack, "We're in for a ride," He stuck it in his mouth and bit, pulling a torcher from some pocket, "This is Elysium," Linus crossed to open the door, so the monkey could get out need be. Then he went over to the console and turned on some tunes, happy the military of that desolate place had at least had the sense to install a media player.
"And it makes this sound amazing."