Tatuso Dread's Story

Tatsuo walked into town, tossing a small sack of jewel up, and down in his hand, coming from another victory. In his other hand he held a rock that he was munching on. His previous job was just a simple one, dealing with a bunch of bandits. Though he did end up destroying four or five houses, a lumber mill, and leveling half a forest. But it was totally necessary. Yeah, one of the twenty guys called him short. He had to be dealt with properly. Completely justified. As he walked through the town, and towards the guild hall he got a few strange looks by those he passed by for eating a rock. Nothing too out of the ordinary for him.

Once he made it to the guild Tatsuo kicked in the door, taking it off the hinges rather then just opening it. This was far easier. "I'm back!" He announced as he walked in, finishing off the rock he was eating. Tatsuo snatched the drink out of the hand of some random guildmember, and shoved him aside when he tried to say something about. He began chugging the drink, more probably spilled down the sides of his mouth than it did going down his throat.

Once he was finished with his mug he simply threw it across the room, not caring if it hit anyone. He approached the small gathering of wizards, including the Guild Master, Zayne, Rin or whatever her name was, and......he's wanting to say her name began with an A. "Those bandits won't be terrorizing that town anymore." He stated as he held his hands behind the back of his head. "Oh! And if you get reports saying that I destroyed half the town, know that that's a complete exaggeration. It was like four, maybe five houses. That last one might have collapsed under it's weight. Oh and a mill. And half the forest."

"But you should know that I threw a giant saw at a bandit, nearly sliced him in half! It was awesome! So I think it was worth it." He added, with a bit of pride in his voice. He looked over at the others around him, and then to Rin. "What'd you do jack off a blueberry before you came here?" He asked, taking note of the blue smear on her face. He then turned his attention towards the other girl, Akane. He sniffed the air, and then moved in closer to her. "You smell like sediment." He commented before he turned away from her. "Yo boss man, I want something more challenging! I want a big ass monster to fight!"






Fadil strode into the guild hall, staring at the splinters that used to be the guild's door. He held a large pirate chest almost over flowing with treasure on his right shoulder, while carrying another underneath his left arm. They were the reward for a rather long mission, being gone for nearly a month. He had to destroy an entire armada of pirate ships. It wasn't too difficult, just time consuming. He walked over to the guild master, and dropped the two large chests on the ground.

Fadil stared at those around him, still keeping his emotionless stone face. Tatsuo looked at the chests, and opened one up. It was full of gems, gold, and other assorted pirate treasures. "Pirates dealt with." Fadil simply said, his voice deep, sounding like thunder. Tatsuo took a handful of gemstones, and popped one of the rubies in his mouth. "Mmhmm gemstones." Tatsuo said as he continued to pop the gems in his mouth like they were candy. Fadil merely raised an eyebrow at him. "What? Gems are delicious! They taste like candy!" Tatsuo said as he continued to eat them. It probably had ate a fortune in the small time he began eating the jewels.