Books contain knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, crime doesn't pay, so every time your read a book you go brook.
If you blame guns for what happened at Columbine then you should blame spoons for why
A good friend bails you out of jail, but a best friend is sitting next to you saying "That was kick ass!"
Stupidity is what really killed the cat, curiosity was just framed.