Fawful's Story

Meanwhile, Fawful's probes have found the best path to take. "I have results! We go...that way! Full speed ahead!"

"Uh, w-wait just a - !" Before Wario could finish that line, the rocket-pads jetted off in that direction, with Wario clinging on the edge for dear life.

Claptrap replies to Ted in a cheap dutch fluent accent.

"Alleen voor dat, kan je me helpen. Hoe meer minions, hoe beter, wat mij doet denken dat de anderen te maken hebben met die verpleegkundige ninja, en ze heeft de tweede sleutel! Nu hier is wat we gaan doen. Ten eerste, zal je me helpen de schat te vinden. Ten tweede, zal je een standbeeld beeldhouwen. Ten slotte zal je dansen voor mijn plezier! Muwah hah hah hah hah hah! Maar serieus, help me de schat te vinden."

Claptrap then coughs out.

"Whew... Being a translator for this stranger is hard already. ARRGGHH I must be wasting time! I gotta get my minions back!"

"Well, lookie what we got here!" Pete arrives in the scene and confronts Claptrap and Ted, "Looks like it's just you and your little weird in a Santa outfit."

"ACK!!" Claptrap backs off, "Pete! W-What are you doing here?!"

"Tell us where the next clue is or I'll give you such a pinch!" Pete shakes his fist in anger, "Out with it, robot!"

"Okay okay!! Don't lay your fist one me, fatso! I know something that you clearly don't."

"And what's that?" Pete crosses his arms.

"You're stepping on Skag poop." Claptrap told a truth, which actually happened, "Oh, and you're going the wrong way. It's that way." He points at the other direction other than the main one.

"WHAT??" Pete looks at his foot, "YEECHH!!!"

Pete is walking away from Claptrap while getting rid of Skag poop. But he is getting close to a cave full of bats. The bats screech and attacks Pete by biting him.

"WOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHIIIIIIIIIIEE!!!!"

"Claptrap strikes again!" Claptrap runs back to the main path while calling out Ted, "Follow me, Minion! We must finish this objective!"

Fawful and Wario's rocket-pad arrives just then. "The only thing that will be finished is YOU!" Fawful laughed.

"Yeah! We know you've got a key - now make with the goods!" Wario added.

"AHH!! MINION! PROTECT YOUR MASTER!" Claptrap begs Ted to save him from Fawful and Wario.

"He, wat?" Ted somehow understood

Ted takes out some bags of peanuts and throws it at them. "Is dit soms wat je wilde?" Ted asked because he thinks they're hungry.

Fawful and Wario shield themselves from Ted's peanuts. "No, not peanuts, you old coot!" Wario shouted. "A key! Keeeeeyyyyy!"

Peacock accompanied Steve to the scene...but were beat there by a white/blue blur, which struck through Claptrap's storage compartment with a flatline pattern. The blur turned out to be Valentine, brandishing her bonesaw.

"OOF!! OW....!!" Claptrap yelped in pain, "Owwwww!!! Right in the voice bo--AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Claptrap quickly backs away from Valentine and is afraid of her that she will stick her bonesaw on him. Steve is pulling out his bazooka out of hammerspace. He blasts Valentine with a homing rocket.

"Woah! Wat is dit allemaal? is dat ding genaamd 'key' zo belangrijk dan!?" Ted is confused.

Valentine saw the rocket coming just seconds before it made impact with her...making her explode into blood and bones.

"Whoa - !! {looks at Steve} D-Don't you come near us, you...you cuckoo!!" Wario stuttered.

"Oh, get a grip on your panties, Lardbucket!" Peacock scolded. "I don't think that finished her..."

Sure enough, Valentine reappeared in a blur right behind Steve, striking some kind of Rx-marked seal on his back. Whatever it is, it immobilized him good! "Now then... {to Claptrap} The key - hand it over or I might hit something more vital...I've enough experience with organisms AND robots."

"Ooooh no you don't! That key belongs to me!"

Pete makes the scene with a few injuries on his face. Ouch... that looked painful. He suffered few bites and scratches around his body, but that does not stop him from getting to that key.

"Listen here, nurse! I found this little general purpose robot fair and square." Pete then glares at Claptrap and laughs deviously at him, "You should give up the key to me! After all, I make a better treasure hunter than the both of yous."

Claptrap has no choice but to decide to give the key to Pete or Valentine. But he rather not get pummeled by the two of them. But knowing that Pete is a bad choice and him mocking him more than Valentine, he will give up the key to Valentine.

"Urrrghh! YOU WIN THIS ROUND, NURSE!" Claptrap throws his key at Valentine, "But don't get too cocky! I'll be coming back quicker than a tiny mosquito!"

"WHAT?!!" That really make Pete peeved at Claptrap even more, "Why you little...!!!"

Ted finally gets what's going on after he saw Claptrap throwing the key to Valentine.

"Ruilen? Deze sleutel die de kluis van Fred Spekvet kan openen, voor die sleutel die je net kreeg." Ted suggested Valentine, showing her that looks exactly to the one Claptrap just gave.

"Your Dutch language isn't doing anything, minion! I don't think she will understand you." Claptrap corrected Ted that even though Ted stood up to Valentine, it won't work with that.

Valentine caught the key from Claptrap. "Wise choice there. For that, I'll spare you for now."

In a lightning-quick reflex, Valentine threw a large wave of bo-shuriken scalpels at Pete and at Fawful's rocket-pad. It busted the latter's thrusters, blowing them out. "Ohhh no, this is badness!!" Fawful quivered. He and Wario got blasted away by the pad's explosion.

Valentine then noticed Ted's key. "...No thanks. What these keys open is more coveted than your Fred's vault."

About now does the weird masked figure.

"Uh, ANTI-Skullgirl, thank you," Peacock commented in response to his Skullgirl comment.

"Why you little...!!!"

Pete starts chasing poor Claptrap and ran from the group.

"When I get my hands on you, I'll turn you into scrapmetal!!!" Pete threatens Claptrap as he chases him, "GET BACK HERE!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Claptrap screams again.

Ted throws some appels at the others, which some of them were rotten.

"Voedselgevecht!!!". Ted screams to cheer the others up.

"What the hell is going on? You know what, imma read a book" The man jumps into a tree and reads a book and puts on the Gasmask again

Leilanie made it to the scene, but she was too late. Since Valentine has the keys in her possession, she shakes her fist violently. She wish she could pulverize Claptrap, but Pete have it covered for her despite being a rival and all.

Out of all the confusion, the strange man walks off with the book and something that looks like keys........"by the way, my names Dan Free-goer" after that statement, Dan starts to run

Red comes in right alongside Leilanie...and is shocked when she sees Valentine has both keys! "Oh no - !!"

"Well, it's been fun, everyone," Valentine spoke up, "but I've got a date with the next key in line. Ta~"

With that, Valentine threw down another pill bottle smoke bomb, this one exploding into smoke...and a whole collection of different bones. Of course, Valentine was nowhere to be found.

"HEY!!" Peacock yelled. "Cripes, that nurse REALLY knows how to rustle my jimmies...!"

"Oh nooooo!" Wario cried. "Now we lost-a the key AND any leads to the next-a one!"

"Rat-burgers!" Fawful grumbled. "We must switch over to full-reconnaissance mode!"

"Why that no good rotten little..." Pete growls, "At least you people didn't get the key." Then he thinks for a minute. "Alright... Plan B. Forget the symbol's clues, it's time to play the guessing game"

"RRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!," Claptrap curses out bleeps, "C**KF**KS**TC**KSUCKT**TSONOFA***K*********!!!! I can't believe we lost our lead! Well at least Pete didn't get the key!

"THAT. BITCH. WILL. DIE!!!" Leilanie screams, and points at Claptrap, "And this is all your fault you talking trashcan!!"

"My fault?! You're the one who wants the treasure before me!" Claptrap backsasses, "Girl, you ain't nothin' compared to the true might of a Claptrap."

"Well.. it's not too late to see what the next clue lies... Maybe it shows more than one key every hour?" Leilanie guesses, "W-Whatever, I rather find the keys and kill the bitch myself!"