Setting
People sometimes come here to buy/sell whatever. Keep in mind that anyone who sells fake items or anything that is dangerous is strictly prohibited.
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Flea Market is a part of 
Podaville.
6 Characters Here
Crazy Dave [23] A crazy lookin' botonist who use plants as weapons.
Popple [13] The great shadow thief himself!
Nabbit [12] A purple thieving weirdo.
Captain Smiley [8] ...and his signia sidekick Star
The Multiverse Goddess [0] The creator of Unitas, a spirit of creativity.
Slayer (V2) [0] Right behind you...
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Crazy Dave is setting up his own shop at the flea market and is selling a couple of junk that don't need. Most of them are rare antiques and priceless artifacts that he found from his last road trip.... Oh, and he's selling premium tacos.
"Crazy Dave's Twiddydinkies is now open! Come and buy my things! Our prices are CRAAAAAZZZYYYY!!!!"
"Crazy Dave's Twiddydinkies is now open! Come and buy my things! Our prices are CRAAAAAZZZYYYY!!!!"
As Crazy Dave prepares to sell his stuff, he is suddenly interrupted by two falling nitwits from the sky. It is Fawful and Wario, who crashes on Dave's car. A couple of Peashooters pop out of the car and spit peas at Wario and Fawful.
"Snrk - eh...?" Wario woke up from unconsciousness...only to get pummeled by peas! "Owww - ! Hey, cut-a that out!!"
"Nnnrrrggghhh!" Fawful growled while getting pea-shot. "I have such fury right now...!!"
"Nnnrrrggghhh!" Fawful growled while getting pea-shot. "I have such fury right now...!!"
"Hey! What do you think you're doing!? Get out of my car you crazy thieves!" Crazy Dave yelled, but he is shocked that his lunch, which is a taco, is crushed by Wario's butt, "Oh no! OH NO! My taco! What have you done to my taco!?"
"The what now - ?" Wario got up and saw the taco crushed all over his butt. "Oops, hehehe...Still want it?"
Crazy Dave blows a whistle to summon his green arsenal. A pack of Peashooters, Cherry Bombs, Bonk Choys, and Chompers pop out of the grass and give Wario and Fawful what for.
The Chompers are biting Fawful in the face and in the butt, then the Peashooters shoot peas at Fawful. The Bonk Choys beat up Wario with their green fists. To finish them off, a Cherry Bomb is placed between Wario and Fawful, and blows them up sky high.
<OOC> WHOOPS way overdue.
Wario and Fawful looked to the Cherry Bomb as it was seconds away from blowing up. Both wore a huge frown on their face along with the outside corners of their eyebrows drooping low.
BOOM!
The Cherry Bomb's explosion sent them sky-high, flying off in their separate ways...!
Wario and Fawful looked to the Cherry Bomb as it was seconds away from blowing up. Both wore a huge frown on their face along with the outside corners of their eyebrows drooping low.
BOOM!
The Cherry Bomb's explosion sent them sky-high, flying off in their separate ways...!
"That'll teach'em! Never mess a man with a green thumb!" Crazy Dave chuckled as he sees Wario and Fawful is flying sky high.
Nabbit runs into the scene and, again, he is exhausted after all the traveling. And carrying the statue is a lot heavier than it looks. Crazy Dave noticed the "customers" and greets them.
"Hello there, customers!" Crazy Dave greeted, "Lookin' for the right tools! Then you come to the right place! Welcome to Crazy Dave's Twiddiedinkies."
"Hello there, customers!" Crazy Dave greeted, "Lookin' for the right tools! Then you come to the right place! Welcome to Crazy Dave's Twiddiedinkies."
"We ain't buyin', pal!" says Popple. "We're sellin'! Sellin' this statue to be exact! Bring it out, Rookie!"
Nabbit brings out an armored fleshy statue in front of Crazy Dave. Flies are flying around the statue. Crazy Dave scratches his chin and... shakes his head.
"A corpsy looking thing...? You have to be CRAZY enough to sell this!" Crazy Dave commented, "I really don't know if I want to buy it. I must warn you though... you are attracting zombies, and they can smell a fresh brain from that "statue" you're carrying."
Then Nabbit gulped. Zombies? No, it can't be. The fleshy statue may smell rotten, but it couldn't have a brain scent coming out of the head.
"A corpsy looking thing...? You have to be CRAZY enough to sell this!" Crazy Dave commented, "I really don't know if I want to buy it. I must warn you though... you are attracting zombies, and they can smell a fresh brain from that "statue" you're carrying."
Then Nabbit gulped. Zombies? No, it can't be. The fleshy statue may smell rotten, but it couldn't have a brain scent coming out of the head.
"You palooka, this ain't no corpse!" It's a..." Popple then looks at the "statue" long and hard. "Hmm... maybe it really is a dead body."
Nabbit then gives a disgust look on his face. Suddenly, a laser shot hits Nabbit out of nowhere, scorching him badly.
"The jig is up, bandit!" Then came Captain Smiley armed his his pistols, "We got you surrounded!"
"The jig is up, bandit!" Then came Captain Smiley armed his his pistols, "We got you surrounded!"
"CRIPES!" shouts Popple. "IT'S THE FUZZ! RUN FOR IT, ROOKIE!"
Popple begins dashing away from Captain Smiley.
Popple begins dashing away from Captain Smiley.
Nabbit snatches the fleshy statue and follows Popple. Captain Smiley is on pursuit on Popple and Nabbit while Crazy Dave watches the chase. As Smiley chases the two, he pulls out his blaster and shoots the two. Star screamed at Smiley for a good reason.
"WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?! DESTROY THE STATUE?!" Star yelled, "Torgue is gonna kill you if you do that, moron!"
"WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?! DESTROY THE STATUE?!" Star yelled, "Torgue is gonna kill you if you do that, moron!"
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