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"Gah, well.... For the sake of our friendly competition, let's go save their asses!!"
Leilanie joins Red as he took our her kunais. She aims for Valentine's head and throws them at her. The kunais hit Valentine and explode on her face.
"What- What just happened? Minion, was that you using that bomb on her again?!" Claptrap thinks that the kunais is from Peacock.
Meanwhile, Pete is looking at Fawful for a moment and cross his arms patiently. "I hope your little bots are up-ta-date. The last time you used them, they lead us to the edge of the cliff."
Valentine threw the cadaver into the kunai as they were incoming, then kicked it toward Leilanie and Red. "Go around!" Red shouted as she leaped to the right of the cadaver's impact. Getting a clear shot at Valentine, Red launched several more homing fireballs.
The kunai ordeal had distracted Valentine from the fireballs and whatever object is falling upon her. The nurse looked initially shocked...but slyly smirked under her surgical mask. Just as the fireballs came close to her, a huge metal safe fell down on top of her and the fireballs. This resulted in a big fiery explosion underneath the safe. Needless to say, Peacock was impressed. "Well, how 'bout that!" She turned to Red and continued, "Y'know, that was pretty stylish."
Red fanned one of her blades and remarked, "What can I say? Coordination's the best form of attack."
Edit: OOC: Ninja'd.
"Hah! You think that you win this round, ninja nurse?! My minion just blow your mind!" Claptrap made an unfunny joke, "Get it?! Blow?! Your MIND? Ehhh??? Ehhh???"
Nobody laughed at Claptrap's joke. Even Steve didn't find it funny. Claptrap groans in frustration because nobody get the joke or find it funny.
"Pfft. Whatever." Claptrap pouts.
"(!) Hold the phone, where'd the doc go??" Peacock exclaimed.
Just then, the discarded body bag from earlier shook.
Steve is the only one who notice the body bag wiggling on the ground. He took out his knife and tears it open. But apparently he have no idea who this person it.
"Goddamn it!" Leilanie growled, "That bitch got away with the swamp key!"
"Pff... Eindelijk weer daglicht!" The stranger said in a language similar to German.
"Tettettet! Hopelijk is dit China!" He looks around and noticed that he is in some strange forest.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"
Claptrap is flown away by Valentine's attack. In fact, he even flew past by the stranger who wears a Santa Claus outfit. Leilanie took out her dagger and prepares for battle once again.
"Coming back for more, bitch?!" Leilanie screamed, "WISH FUCKING GRANTED!!!"
"Hey, dat is een vliegende robot, misschien als ik die volg kom ik wel in de grote stad terecht ofzo." he said to himself and follows Claptrap, hoping that he will lead him to a main city.
"What main city? There is no main city in Shadow Forest," Claptrap replied, "Except of course if there is a lost city of Shadow Forest, then things would be different- but there is no city where you're looking for buddy. Now if you excuse me, I must resume my rampage on that skag-licking bimbo who's ruining the race! REVENGE, HO!!!!"
Claptrap is getting back on track, but comes to a complete halt when he notices that Ted is following him.
"W-Why are you following me, creepy stranger? I don't have anything stuck on my back again?"
Claptrap opens his small compartment and digs through something. He finds a pencil and a sketch book and gives them to Ted. Claptrap thinks that drawing pictures will remind him to draw icons from the next symbol if available. But he immediately withdraws them with a small condition.
"But~ you have to do me a favor. Since I realize that I saw those icons from Mt. Moon and can't draw with these clappers, maybe you can draw the icons! As soon as we get back to that area which I flew from, you'll have to be my note taker."
"Kan je nu wel Nederlands praten?" Ted asked if he could speak dutch now.
"Hmph. Looks like the other key's left," said Valentine. "So I've no need to hang around here much longer. Farewell - and for your sakes, let's not meet again."
"Ohhh no, you stay right here so we can - !" Before Peacock could finish that sentence, Valentine threw what looks like a prescription drug bottle to the ground, which exploded in a large smoke cloud. Red covered her mouth to keep from inhaling. Peacock was coughing from it (even if it's not so fatal for her). When the smoke cleared, Valentine was already gone.
"Uh, w-wait just a - !" Before Wario could finish that line, the rocket-pads jetted off in that direction, with Wario clinging on the edge for dear life.
"Alleen voor dat, kan je me helpen. Hoe meer minions, hoe beter, wat mij doet denken dat de anderen te maken hebben met die verpleegkundige ninja, en ze heeft de tweede sleutel! Nu hier is wat we gaan doen. Ten eerste, zal je me helpen de schat te vinden. Ten tweede, zal je een standbeeld beeldhouwen. Ten slotte zal je dansen voor mijn plezier! Muwah hah hah hah hah hah! Maar serieus, help me de schat te vinden."
Claptrap then coughs out.
"Whew... Being a translator for this stranger is hard already. ARRGGHH I must be wasting time! I gotta get my minions back!"
"Well, lookie what we got here!" Pete arrives in the scene and confronts Claptrap and Ted, "Looks like it's just you and your little weird in a Santa outfit."
"ACK!!" Claptrap backs off, "Pete! W-What are you doing here?!"
"Tell us where the next clue is or I'll give you such a pinch!" Pete shakes his fist in anger, "Out with it, robot!"
"Okay okay!! Don't lay your fist one me, fatso! I know something that you clearly don't."
"And what's that?" Pete crosses his arms.
"You're stepping on Skag poop." Claptrap told a truth, which actually happened, "Oh, and you're going the wrong way. It's that way." He points at the other direction other than the main one.
"WHAT??" Pete looks at his foot, "YEECHH!!!"
Pete is walking away from Claptrap while getting rid of Skag poop. But he is getting close to a cave full of bats. The bats screech and attacks Pete by biting him.
"WOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHIIIIIIIIIIEE!!!!"
"Claptrap strikes again!" Claptrap runs back to the main path while calling out Ted, "Follow me, Minion! We must finish this objective!"
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