Setting
"I'LL BE AT HYDRO ZONE NARRATING THE WHOLE BATTLE!!! DON'T BE LATE, OR I'LL BE PISSED!!!"
Mr. Torgue leaves the dome's lobby and go to Hydro Zone. He will expect Smiley and Mordred to arrive as soon as possible.
"WELCOME BACK TO THE LOBBY!" Mr. Torgue spoke, "IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU WANT TO HAVE A REMATCH, JUST TALK TO ME AND I WILL SET YOU UP WITH ANOTHER GRUDGE MATCH! OTHERWISE RANK YOURSELF UP IN THE TOURNAMENT IF YOU ARE GODDAMN EXPERIENCED!!!!!"
"That was an exciting match~! I was on the edge of my seat when the geysers went off!" she cheered. "So I'd like to ask each of you one question. That alright?"
"...Sure, whatever," Mordred complies.
Mr. Torgue points at the sign-up station next to his right.
"IF YOU WANT TO JOIN IN THE CARNAGE, THEN GET YOUR F*CKING ASS OVER THERE AND SIGN-UP! TERMS OF AGREEMENTS ARE FOR SISSIES, SO I DID NOT INCLUDE IT! TOO LONG; DIDN'T READ MOTHER F*CKER!!!"
"...A-Anyway, Mr. di'Notte..." Ekiyu resumed, "you've been a major asset in the effort to restore the Coronach region to normalcy during and following the last war. Is...that why you decided to join the Techno Dome league? Boredom?"
"...In a way, I suppose," Mordred answered. "I just needed some place to let out any fighting urges."
"Aw come on! I need to recover from the last humiliating fight first." Smiley groaned.
"Or you can just man the hell up and take that chump out for a spin." Star replied to Smiley, "At least he looks weak."
"Star, he doesn't look too weak. I'd say he's a formidable opponent."
"ANOTHER MATCH UP ALREADY?! THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!!!! PICK AN ARENA AND I WILL SET YOU TWO UP FOR BATTLE!" Mr. Torgue said.
Well, CHOOSE!"
"PICK SOMETHING, DUMBASS!!" Star screamed.
"I RESENT YOU FROM TAKING MY BOLD TALK, EMBLEM! APOLOGIZE!" Mr. Torgue screamed at Star.
"What? I can't speak like you do? Hey, Smiley! Pick the Blazing Zone!"
"Blazing Zone it is!" Smiley made his decision.
Mr. Torgue leads Captain Smiley and Dan to the Blazing Zone. It's time to prepare for a match.
"WHAT THE F-*BEEP!!* WAS THAT?!" Star screamed at Smiley.
"I don't know! Either he's cheating or maybe I haven't been working out for years! What's wrong with me?" Smiley is confused, "This is a set up- seriously-- It has to be a setup."
"Oh, I think I know what the problem is. Twisted Pixel actually sold your upgraded abilities to the black market without your permission because they fear that they are gonna go bankrupt."
"WHAT?!!" Smiley is angry, yet he is whining about it, "...I'm calling Gerda. I hope she have a good explanation for this."
He pressed the communicator button on his belt to get in touch with Gerda while muttering over the issue with Twisted Pixel. It's bad enough that they got 85% worth of income from Smiley's paycheck. He might think about breaking the contract.
"NEW-U STATION, KID!!! ANY FIGHTER THAT GOT STABBED, BURNED, OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT INVOLVES A BLOODY FATALITY WILL RESPAWN FROM THE NEW-U STATION! I TESTED ON THAT BROWN CIRCULAR FREAK'S CORPSE BEFORE, THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, THAT F*CKING THING SCANNED HIS DNA AND RESPAWNED HIM OUT OF NOWHERE!!!"
Suddenly, a man wearing a paper bag over his head comes rushing into the Techno Dome.
"AAAAAAH!" shouted the man. "You call you lily-livered coward bitches fighters? THEN FACE ME! My name is Quentel the Koopa, and I am a murderer! You know I'm a murderer because I go around shouting it at every single person I see! GARR! No one can achieve my mighty might! I accept your techno dome challenge of fighting and killing all the people, because I am a murderer and you will forget if I don't say it every few seconds!"
"You didn't get a challenge," offered up a nearby tourist.
"DUFRESNE I WILL CHOKE THE BOY OUT OF YOU!" shouted a tourist next to that first one.