Setting
Fighters from around the world have come together to compete each other in a tournament. Those who succeed in reaching the title of a champion will claim the belt of the champ.
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Techno Dome is a part of 
Sanctuary.
5 Places in Techno Dome:
5 Characters Here
Needles Kane [149] A serial killer that looks like a clown.
Naked Wizard [112] He's naked!
Grubba [52] Bein' rich an' famous is diggety-dang DYNAMITE!
Big Bag and Bog [26] 3 very violent pigs
Inspector David Crane [24] You going to come quietly?
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The Hyperion New-U Station is starting up and is digistructing a new body. Captain Smiley is now re spawning after his humiliating defeat in the Blazing Zone. Smiley couldn't believe it. What is happening to him? He used to be strong, but now something is up with him.
"WHAT THE F-*BEEP!!* WAS THAT?!" Star screamed at Smiley.
"I don't know! Either he's cheating or maybe I haven't been working out for years! What's wrong with me?" Smiley is confused, "This is a set up- seriously-- It has to be a setup."
"Oh, I think I know what the problem is. Twisted Pixel actually sold your upgraded abilities to the black market without your permission because they fear that they are gonna go bankrupt."
"WHAT?!!" Smiley is angry, yet he is whining about it, "...I'm calling Gerda. I hope she have a good explanation for this."
He pressed the communicator button on his belt to get in touch with Gerda while muttering over the issue with Twisted Pixel. It's bad enough that they got 85% worth of income from Smiley's paycheck. He might think about breaking the contract.
"WHAT THE F-*BEEP!!* WAS THAT?!" Star screamed at Smiley.
"I don't know! Either he's cheating or maybe I haven't been working out for years! What's wrong with me?" Smiley is confused, "This is a set up- seriously-- It has to be a setup."
"Oh, I think I know what the problem is. Twisted Pixel actually sold your upgraded abilities to the black market without your permission because they fear that they are gonna go bankrupt."
"WHAT?!!" Smiley is angry, yet he is whining about it, "...I'm calling Gerda. I hope she have a good explanation for this."
He pressed the communicator button on his belt to get in touch with Gerda while muttering over the issue with Twisted Pixel. It's bad enough that they got 85% worth of income from Smiley's paycheck. He might think about breaking the contract.
Dan walked in the main area. "Well, that was the shortest fight ever. Smiley! How are you alive?" Dan then saw a book, with a tree on the cover. "Daedra? huh....." Dan then somehow used the book by saying some old words. "Summon Zedrek, Master daedra of Assassins." Somehow, a portal opened and a man with a mask jumped out. "Again with the portals? How is this happening? Tell me or die!" The guy named Zedrek had a Knife, a wooden mask, and a old times suit. "I SAID TELL ME!"
Mr. Torgue answers Dan's question.
"NEW-U STATION, KID!!! ANY FIGHTER THAT GOT STABBED, BURNED, OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT INVOLVES A BLOODY FATALITY WILL RESPAWN FROM THE NEW-U STATION! I TESTED ON THAT BROWN CIRCULAR FREAK'S CORPSE BEFORE, THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, THAT F*CKING THING SCANNED HIS DNA AND RESPAWNED HIM OUT OF NOWHERE!!!"
"NEW-U STATION, KID!!! ANY FIGHTER THAT GOT STABBED, BURNED, OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT INVOLVES A BLOODY FATALITY WILL RESPAWN FROM THE NEW-U STATION! I TESTED ON THAT BROWN CIRCULAR FREAK'S CORPSE BEFORE, THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, THAT F*CKING THING SCANNED HIS DNA AND RESPAWNED HIM OUT OF NOWHERE!!!"
Mordred happened to be nearby - as in, he was pressing Ragnarok's blade against Zedrek's back. "You ought to mind your manners, sir. If you want, I can decimate you out in the field."
"STILL NAKED!" shouted Naked Wizard, who was still there and only recently got registered.
Suddenly, a man wearing a paper bag over his head comes rushing into the Techno Dome.
"AAAAAAH!" shouted the man. "You call you lily-livered coward bitches fighters? THEN FACE ME! My name is Quentel the Koopa, and I am a murderer! You know I'm a murderer because I go around shouting it at every single person I see! GARR! No one can achieve my mighty might! I accept your techno dome challenge of fighting and killing all the people, because I am a murderer and you will forget if I don't say it every few seconds!"
"You didn't get a challenge," offered up a nearby tourist.
"DUFRESNE I WILL CHOKE THE BOY OUT OF YOU!" shouted a tourist next to that first one.
Suddenly, a man wearing a paper bag over his head comes rushing into the Techno Dome.
"AAAAAAH!" shouted the man. "You call you lily-livered coward bitches fighters? THEN FACE ME! My name is Quentel the Koopa, and I am a murderer! You know I'm a murderer because I go around shouting it at every single person I see! GARR! No one can achieve my mighty might! I accept your techno dome challenge of fighting and killing all the people, because I am a murderer and you will forget if I don't say it every few seconds!"
"You didn't get a challenge," offered up a nearby tourist.
"DUFRESNE I WILL CHOKE THE BOY OUT OF YOU!" shouted a tourist next to that first one.
Just then Dan shot the living out of Paper bag head. "Your not the only Murderer here Dumbass..." Zedrek then put a Dagger on Mordred's neck "What are you talking about, Dragon?"
Quentel, the paper bag man, respawns at the New-U station.
"GARR!" shouted the paper bag man. "I, a murderer, cannot be recognized as a murderer unless I, a murderer, annouce my plans to murder everyone and then indiscriminately murder people! Murder makes me dark and edgy! GARR!"
"GARR!" shouted the paper bag man. "I, a murderer, cannot be recognized as a murderer unless I, a murderer, annouce my plans to murder everyone and then indiscriminately murder people! Murder makes me dark and edgy! GARR!"
"THAT PAPERBAG MAKES YOU A CHAMPION FOR SOME REASON! YOU GOT THAT PAPERBAG FROM COSTCO, AND THAT IS MAJOR BADASS!!!! WELCOME TO THE TECHNO DOME, YOU MYSTERIOUS SONS A SH*T!!!"
Quentel is not the only "murderer" around, but apparently a real killer comes in. A muscular clown with a flaming head arrives in the lobby. Apparently he is aggressive like Dan and Zedrek though. Mr. Torgue noticed the clown coming in and he looks shocked with his mouth wide open. This clown's name is Needles Kane, but you can call him "Sweet Tooth".
"I DON'T BELIEVE IT! IT'S THAT PISSED OFF CLOWN WITH A CHAIN--"
"So.. this is where the party begins..." Sweet Tooth spoke while grinning under his mask, "That's where the clown comes in, and he is about to murder every one of you..."
"I LOVE THIS CLOWN! TELL ME A F*CKING JOKE, CLOWN! TELL ME THE ONE WHERE PUPPIES AND KITTIES DRANK GASOLINE TOGETHER AND EXPLODE THE F*CK UP!!!! RATED M FOR MATURE CHILDREN!!!!"
Sweet Tooth has no comment on Mr. Torgue's crazy dialogue.
"END OF THE JOKE!!!!"
Quentel is not the only "murderer" around, but apparently a real killer comes in. A muscular clown with a flaming head arrives in the lobby. Apparently he is aggressive like Dan and Zedrek though. Mr. Torgue noticed the clown coming in and he looks shocked with his mouth wide open. This clown's name is Needles Kane, but you can call him "Sweet Tooth".
"I DON'T BELIEVE IT! IT'S THAT PISSED OFF CLOWN WITH A CHAIN--"
"So.. this is where the party begins..." Sweet Tooth spoke while grinning under his mask, "That's where the clown comes in, and he is about to murder every one of you..."
"I LOVE THIS CLOWN! TELL ME A F*CKING JOKE, CLOWN! TELL ME THE ONE WHERE PUPPIES AND KITTIES DRANK GASOLINE TOGETHER AND EXPLODE THE F*CK UP!!!! RATED M FOR MATURE CHILDREN!!!!"
Sweet Tooth has no comment on Mr. Torgue's crazy dialogue.
"END OF THE JOKE!!!!"
Quentel keeps coming back because the New-U station is, you know, right there.
"AAAAAAH!" shouted Quentel. "Unless I say I'm a murderer no one will respect me as a character! Therefore I have to keep murdering people out in the open even though it's illegal and makes me look reallystupid awesome just shouting I'm a murderer and murdering someone for no good reason just in case I or someone else forgets I'm a murderer! YARR! Quentel the Koopa forever!"
"AAAAAAH!" shouted Quentel. "Unless I say I'm a murderer no one will respect me as a character! Therefore I have to keep murdering people out in the open even though it's illegal and makes me look really
"Shut.... the fuck.... up!!!" Sweet Tooth takes his chainsaw out of hammerspace and impales Quentel with it. Then he slices him into pieces.
"OH MAN! THAT'S MESSED UP!!!" Star screamed, "AHHH!!!"
"SHH! Not now, Star. I'm trying to call Gerda, but she's not picking up her phone." Smiley groaned, "HURRY UP..."
"OH MAN! THAT'S MESSED UP!!!" Star screamed, "AHHH!!!"
"SHH! Not now, Star. I'm trying to call Gerda, but she's not picking up her phone." Smiley groaned, "HURRY UP..."
"I've heard of that Clown, you kill with a chain and got stabbed in the nose with a pair of scissors." Dan stopped killing Paper bag and walked to the small crowd of people in the dome. "Nice to meet two new Murderers."
Quentel, you guessed it, keeps respawning and yammering on about how awesome it is to be a murderer.
"Something tells me that guy's not an actual murderer," said Dufresne, the first tourist. "I doubt he's even the actual Quintus von Koopa."
"YOU'RE UP FOR REVIEW, DUFRESNE!" shouted the second. "And he CLEARLY said his name was Quentel, not Quintus! He HAS to be the real thing!"
"Something tells me that guy's not an actual murderer," said Dufresne, the first tourist. "I doubt he's even the actual Quintus von Koopa."
"YOU'RE UP FOR REVIEW, DUFRESNE!" shouted the second. "And he CLEARLY said his name was Quentel, not Quintus! He HAS to be the real thing!"
An intern approaches Mr. Torgue and gives him the bearer of good news. "Mister Torgue Flexington? Your shipment of a life sized 'flesh-statue' is here," he said.
"IT'S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME IT SHOWED UP! I NEED SOMETHING TO SPICE UP THE LOBBY! IT LOOKS GODDAMN BORING ANYWAY!!! WHO GIVES A F*CK ABOUT STATUES MADE OUT OF CHEAP CONCRETE?!! BRING IT OVER, BITCH!!!"
"Y-Yes sir."
The delivery man arrives with a... rather interesting statue made of flesh and organs, but it's apparently had flies flying around it. For some reason, that "statue" is wearing a TORGUE shirt and carries a Torgue Pistol and a rusty looking android girl on his side.. Mr. Torgue is delighted.
"MY FREAKIN' MASCOT IS HERE!!! LISTEN UP BITCHES, WHEN YOU SEE THIS PERSON GAVE HIS LIFE TO MAKE LOVE WITH A SLUTTY ANDROID, YOU RESPECT HIS PRESENCE! RESPECT HIS PRESENCE OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!! THAT IS ALL!!!!"
"Wait- isn't that Itou? GOD, he looks like a mess! HEH HAH HAH HAH!!!" Star commented, "Oh man, sucks to be him. Wait, if he's dead, why can't he respawn anymore?"
"HE JUST F*CKED A LITTLE GIRL IN THE PAST!! NEW-U STATION DOESN'T RESPAWN PEDOPHILES AND JACKOB'S CUSTOMERS... REEEEEAAAASSSSSOOOOOOONSSSSS!!!!!!"
"I'm going to take that lung out of your chest if you don't stop screaming..." Sweet Tooth threatened.
"I CAN'T HELP IT! IT'S MY GODDAMN NATURE!!!!!!" Mr. Torgue replied, "ARE YOU WILLING TO JOIN THE TOURNAMENT OR FIGHT ANYONE IN A GRUDGE MATCH?!"
"Heh heh.... I'll go for a grudge match. I like to see my audience cower my presence."
"IT'S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME IT SHOWED UP! I NEED SOMETHING TO SPICE UP THE LOBBY! IT LOOKS GODDAMN BORING ANYWAY!!! WHO GIVES A F*CK ABOUT STATUES MADE OUT OF CHEAP CONCRETE?!! BRING IT OVER, BITCH!!!"
"Y-Yes sir."
The delivery man arrives with a... rather interesting statue made of flesh and organs, but it's apparently had flies flying around it. For some reason, that "statue" is wearing a TORGUE shirt and carries a Torgue Pistol and a rusty looking android girl on his side.. Mr. Torgue is delighted.
"MY FREAKIN' MASCOT IS HERE!!! LISTEN UP BITCHES, WHEN YOU SEE THIS PERSON GAVE HIS LIFE TO MAKE LOVE WITH A SLUTTY ANDROID, YOU RESPECT HIS PRESENCE! RESPECT HIS PRESENCE OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!! THAT IS ALL!!!!"
"Wait- isn't that Itou? GOD, he looks like a mess! HEH HAH HAH HAH!!!" Star commented, "Oh man, sucks to be him. Wait, if he's dead, why can't he respawn anymore?"
"HE JUST F*CKED A LITTLE GIRL IN THE PAST!! NEW-U STATION DOESN'T RESPAWN PEDOPHILES AND JACKOB'S CUSTOMERS... REEEEEAAAASSSSSOOOOOOONSSSSS!!!!!!"
"I'm going to take that lung out of your chest if you don't stop screaming..." Sweet Tooth threatened.
"I CAN'T HELP IT! IT'S MY GODDAMN NATURE!!!!!!" Mr. Torgue replied, "ARE YOU WILLING TO JOIN THE TOURNAMENT OR FIGHT ANYONE IN A GRUDGE MATCH?!"
"Heh heh.... I'll go for a grudge match. I like to see my audience cower my presence."
"HEAD OVER TO THE CORROSIVE ZONE!" Mr. Torgue screamed, "THIS WILL BE THE BATTLE BETWEEN QUENTEL VS. DAN!!!"
"YOU HAD BETTER BE READY BECAUSE I AM A KILLER!" shouted Quentel. "You would be sure to forget this fact unless I remind you of it at least thirty-seven more times!"
Quentel runs off.
Quentel runs off.
"I'M TRYING, BUT THOSE GODDAMN ANDROID GIRLS ARE SLACKING OFF!!! IT WAS UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!"
Mr. Torgue leaves for the Corrosive Zone.
Mr. Torgue leaves for the Corrosive Zone.
"Hmph. I forgot he was a killer when he failed to...well, put up a fight," Mordred remarked before turning to Smiley. "Perhaps you'd like to take a shot at him?"
"Not now! I'm filing a complaint on---"
Smiley is out of luck; the communicator redirects him to the voice messaging system... which is expired. He groans in frustration.
"WHY!?!" He screamed.
Smiley is out of luck; the communicator redirects him to the voice messaging system... which is expired. He groans in frustration.
"WHY!?!" He screamed.
Dan walked back. "That was the shortest match ever. . ." Dan sat down on a chair and said "Quentel is the worst fighter i've seen, he's a wanna be Murderer. .. but he wont ever be one. . . maybe he can be a lawyer."
"A SECOND VICTORY FOR DAN!! YOU'RE ON A ROLL, BITCH!!! BUT THAT LAST TWO FIGHTERS WERE TOO EASY, YOU'D EXPECT A BETTER FIGHTER TO COME UP AND BEAT A LIVING SH*T OUT OF YOU!!"
Mr. Torgue stated. However, Sweet Tooth is getting up and chuckles at Dan. "Quentel wasn't much of a challenge you thought he was... But guess what?" Sweet Tooth chuckled softly, "Amateur hour is now over..."
Mr. Torgue stated. However, Sweet Tooth is getting up and chuckles at Dan. "Quentel wasn't much of a challenge you thought he was... But guess what?" Sweet Tooth chuckled softly, "Amateur hour is now over..."