Setting
Fighters from around the world have come together to compete each other in a tournament. Those who succeed in reaching the title of a champion will claim the belt of the champ.
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Techno Dome is a part of 
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5 Places in Techno Dome:
5 Characters Here
Needles Kane [149] A serial killer that looks like a clown.
Naked Wizard [112] He's naked!
Grubba [52] Bein' rich an' famous is diggety-dang DYNAMITE!
Big Bag and Bog [26] 3 very violent pigs
Inspector David Crane [24] You going to come quietly?
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"Hmph. I forgot he was a killer when he failed to...well, put up a fight," Mordred remarked before turning to Smiley. "Perhaps you'd like to take a shot at him?"
"Not now! I'm filing a complaint on---"
Smiley is out of luck; the communicator redirects him to the voice messaging system... which is expired. He groans in frustration.
"WHY!?!" He screamed.
Smiley is out of luck; the communicator redirects him to the voice messaging system... which is expired. He groans in frustration.
"WHY!?!" He screamed.
Dan walked back. "That was the shortest match ever. . ." Dan sat down on a chair and said "Quentel is the worst fighter i've seen, he's a wanna be Murderer. .. but he wont ever be one. . . maybe he can be a lawyer."
"A SECOND VICTORY FOR DAN!! YOU'RE ON A ROLL, BITCH!!! BUT THAT LAST TWO FIGHTERS WERE TOO EASY, YOU'D EXPECT A BETTER FIGHTER TO COME UP AND BEAT A LIVING SH*T OUT OF YOU!!"
Mr. Torgue stated. However, Sweet Tooth is getting up and chuckles at Dan. "Quentel wasn't much of a challenge you thought he was... But guess what?" Sweet Tooth chuckled softly, "Amateur hour is now over..."
Mr. Torgue stated. However, Sweet Tooth is getting up and chuckles at Dan. "Quentel wasn't much of a challenge you thought he was... But guess what?" Sweet Tooth chuckled softly, "Amateur hour is now over..."
"Yes, they were to easy. . . How do you not fight Needles? You can kill Torgue if you wanted to. Hell Mr. Torgue would be a simple fight."
"Hold on, when's my next chance?" Mordred asked. "I've been itching for a real challenge for a while now - "
Just then, an explosion was heard over by the registration desk. Over there is a young lady who (apparently) shielded herself with the dark-red cloak (with a large shield-shaped pendant) she was wearing. Standing next to her is a tall armored figure of red, blue, and purple darks, glowing yellow eyes, and a cyan mane.
"You asked for a challenge?" the lady asked. "Well, I'll be happy to oblige your request." She turned to the group, showing her golden irises (centered with blocky X-shaped pupils).
Just then, an explosion was heard over by the registration desk. Over there is a young lady who (apparently) shielded herself with the dark-red cloak (with a large shield-shaped pendant) she was wearing. Standing next to her is a tall armored figure of red, blue, and purple darks, glowing yellow eyes, and a cyan mane.
"You asked for a challenge?" the lady asked. "Well, I'll be happy to oblige your request." She turned to the group, showing her golden irises (centered with blocky X-shaped pupils).
Big, Bag and Bog also entered the dome after they heard that they could win a high money price.
"#@&$! kutzooi! Wie de F*beep* laat die registratie dinges nou exploderen!?" Bag cursed in Dutch while the other 2 was lauging very loudly.
"#@&$! kutzooi! Wie de F*beep* laat die registratie dinges nou exploderen!?" Bag cursed in Dutch while the other 2 was lauging very loudly.
"I will kill Torgue last afte the tournament..." Sweet Tooth replied.
"I'M RUSTLING MY F*CKING JIMMIES RIGHT NOW!!!!!!" Mr. Torgue screamed then sees Chaperon, "HOLY DOGSH*T! IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A NEWCOMER!!! WELCOME TO THE TECHNO DOME, BADASS!!!"
"Hey, there's somebody easy to take on." Captain Smiley laid his eyes on the pigs, "Heh! They don't look too tough. Maybe if we train hard, we'll get out abilities back in no time."
"I'M RUSTLING MY F*CKING JIMMIES RIGHT NOW!!!!!!" Mr. Torgue screamed then sees Chaperon, "HOLY DOGSH*T! IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A NEWCOMER!!! WELCOME TO THE TECHNO DOME, BADASS!!!"
"Hey, there's somebody easy to take on." Captain Smiley laid his eyes on the pigs, "Heh! They don't look too tough. Maybe if we train hard, we'll get out abilities back in no time."
"Wait, is that...Princess Chaperon?" Mordred asked. "What are you doing here, Your Highness?? This isn't exactly a tea house!"
"I know that, Sergeant!" the lady, Chaperon, replied. "I'm only here to hone my skills. Oh, and...Alastor's, too." She gave a nod to the armored creature, Alastor, who crossed its arms and nodded back. "So, Mr. Flexington...who will be my first opponent?"
"I know that, Sergeant!" the lady, Chaperon, replied. "I'm only here to hone my skills. Oh, and...Alastor's, too." She gave a nod to the armored creature, Alastor, who crossed its arms and nodded back. "So, Mr. Flexington...who will be my first opponent?"
Dan stood up and walked out of the techno dome. "Goodbye fighters, imma go find some place to get a drink. . . BY THE WAY QUENTEL SUCKS!"
Big bag and Bog looked around and sees the others.
"Hey! Die eikel is naakt! hahahahahah!!!!" Big laughs at the Naked Wizard.
"En die gast heeft een papieren zak over zijn hoofd, is ie zo lelijk dan?" Bag laughs as he's insulting Quentel.
But Bog is looking at Needles Kane. "Hey." Bog taps the other pigs. "Is dat niet Popie, de zouteloze clown? Hij ziet er.... anders uit." Bog noted.
The other 2 looks at Kane. "ja, nou je het zegt.... hij ziet er een stuk gemener uit." Big said.
"Zou hij het weten dat wij zijn ezeltje hadden opgeblazen?" Bag questioned.
"Hou je kop dicht, dan komt hij het niet te weten." Big told them to be quiet about that topic.
"Hey! Die eikel is naakt! hahahahahah!!!!" Big laughs at the Naked Wizard.
"En die gast heeft een papieren zak over zijn hoofd, is ie zo lelijk dan?" Bag laughs as he's insulting Quentel.
But Bog is looking at Needles Kane. "Hey." Bog taps the other pigs. "Is dat niet Popie, de zouteloze clown? Hij ziet er.... anders uit." Bog noted.
The other 2 looks at Kane. "ja, nou je het zegt.... hij ziet er een stuk gemener uit." Big said.
"Zou hij het weten dat wij zijn ezeltje hadden opgeblazen?" Bag questioned.
"Hou je kop dicht, dan komt hij het niet te weten." Big told them to be quiet about that topic.
"Looks like the coward walked off... A wise decision." Sweet Tooth chuckled, "I would've murdered him for good."
"Hey, Mr. Torgue?" Captain Smiley asked, "I want to make another grudge match with these three pigs wearing those stupid masks."
"YOU WANT TO KEEP SUCKING AT YOUR GAME?! WELL GOOD LUCK! I'LL SET THEM UP FOR YOU RIGHT NOW!!!! GO TO THE HYDRO ZONE AND YOU AND THE PIGGIES WILL BEAT EACH OTHER TO THE PULP!!!"
"Hey- dingus, they haven't spoke English yet!" Star reminded, "Ya think you can translate what the F-*BEEP- FINE* they're saying?"
"WHAT THE F*CK IS A TRANSLATOR?!!"
"Hey, Mr. Torgue?" Captain Smiley asked, "I want to make another grudge match with these three pigs wearing those stupid masks."
"YOU WANT TO KEEP SUCKING AT YOUR GAME?! WELL GOOD LUCK! I'LL SET THEM UP FOR YOU RIGHT NOW!!!! GO TO THE HYDRO ZONE AND YOU AND THE PIGGIES WILL BEAT EACH OTHER TO THE PULP!!!"
"Hey- dingus, they haven't spoke English yet!" Star reminded, "Ya think you can translate what the F-*BEEP- FINE* they're saying?"
"WHAT THE F*CK IS A TRANSLATOR?!!"
"Volgens mij wilt die smiley met ons vechten." The pigs goes into the Hydro Zone.
"Ready to get beaten up?" Big threatens Captain Smiley in a horrible English accent.
"Ready to get beaten up?" Big threatens Captain Smiley in a horrible English accent.
"LAWYERS ARE ALMOST AS EVIL AS MURDERERS!" shouted Quentel at no one in particular. "I'll consider it, but right now I'll pass, because I'm a murderer!"
"AND I'M NAKED!"
"AND I'M NAKED!"
The New-U Station respawned Big, Bog, and Bag back to life. Mr. Torgue and Captain Smiley return to the lobby. Smiley gloats over the pigs' first loss.
"Just kicked your butts in the trash can!" Captain Smiley laughed, "That was too easy!"
"Mr. Torgue? Sir?" The intern asked, "I heard that somebody is trying to steal this fleshy mascot..."
"F*CKING WHAT?! THERE'S A THIEF TRYING TO STEAL MY MASCOT?! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! YOU THERE, SMILEY! PROTECT THIS STATUE AND MAKE SURE THAT SH*TEATER DOESN'T CAPTURE THE MASCOT!!! FAIL AT THIS JOB AND I'LL BE PISSED!!!"
"Do I get paid to protect Makoto from the kidnapp-- I mean thief?" asked Smiley.
"WHO THE F*CK IS A MAKOTO? THIS BOT BANGER?! AWWWW!! I WAS GONNA CALL HIM "THE TORGUINATOR!!!" IT'S A BADASS NAME!!!"
"Just kicked your butts in the trash can!" Captain Smiley laughed, "That was too easy!"
"Mr. Torgue? Sir?" The intern asked, "I heard that somebody is trying to steal this fleshy mascot..."
"F*CKING WHAT?! THERE'S A THIEF TRYING TO STEAL MY MASCOT?! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! YOU THERE, SMILEY! PROTECT THIS STATUE AND MAKE SURE THAT SH*TEATER DOESN'T CAPTURE THE MASCOT!!! FAIL AT THIS JOB AND I'LL BE PISSED!!!"
"Do I get paid to protect Makoto from the kidnapp-- I mean thief?" asked Smiley.
"WHO THE F*CK IS A MAKOTO? THIS BOT BANGER?! AWWWW!! I WAS GONNA CALL HIM "THE TORGUINATOR!!!" IT'S A BADASS NAME!!!"
"@&$%! Die eikel had zoveel geluk zeg." Bag yelled.
"Hey! Ik heb een idee! Wat nou als we met elkaar vechten en dan telkens de zelfde laten winnen?" Big suggested.
"Hoezo?" Bog asked.
"Nou, volgens de vereisten om die prijzen te winnen moeten we 1ste staan in de ranglijst met de meeste moorden."
"Dat is een goed idee, ik zal deze taak wel op mij nemen." Bag said.
"Nee, Ik!" Bog said and the 2 started a fight.
"Stop!!" Big yelled. "We doen steen papier schaar, oke?" Big suggested to do rock paper scissors. the pigs agrees.
After a few tries, Big ended up being the winner.
After deciding the winner, the pigs returns to the lobby.
"Hey! Ik heb een idee! Wat nou als we met elkaar vechten en dan telkens de zelfde laten winnen?" Big suggested.
"Hoezo?" Bog asked.
"Nou, volgens de vereisten om die prijzen te winnen moeten we 1ste staan in de ranglijst met de meeste moorden."
"Dat is een goed idee, ik zal deze taak wel op mij nemen." Bag said.
"Nee, Ik!" Bog said and the 2 started a fight.
"Stop!!" Big yelled. "We doen steen papier schaar, oke?" Big suggested to do rock paper scissors. the pigs agrees.
After a few tries, Big ended up being the winner.
After deciding the winner, the pigs returns to the lobby.
Dan walked back to the techno dome as Zedrek left. "Im back, What did i miss? Did Quentel become a lawyer yet?"
"No, he didn't become a lawyer." Star replied, "He was just being stupid again."
"Well, look who came back..." Sweet Tooth spots Dan coming in the lobby.
"Well, look who came back..." Sweet Tooth spots Dan coming in the lobby.
"Ey eikel, het is allemaal jou schuld dat we hadden verloren!" Big yells at Bag.
"Wil je soms vechten, eikel!?" Bag yelled back.
"Kom dan, Eikel! Kom dan!" Big taunted. "Laten we het doen in die Hydro Dome waar we net in zaten." Big suggested.
"Oke eikel!" the 2 pigs and Bog goes back into the Hydro Dome.
"Wil je soms vechten, eikel!?" Bag yelled back.
"Kom dan, Eikel! Kom dan!" Big taunted. "Laten we het doen in die Hydro Dome waar we net in zaten." Big suggested.
"Oke eikel!" the 2 pigs and Bog goes back into the Hydro Dome.
"Say..." Chaperon turned her attention to Dan. "Perhaps you'd like to entertain us for a while?"
"P-Princess, I insist," Mordred intervened, "allow me to handle this lowli - "
"Nuh-uh! {sigh} Why must you treat me like a little girl? I can handle myself in a battlefield just fine."
"P-Princess, I insist," Mordred intervened, "allow me to handle this lowli - "
"Nuh-uh! {sigh} Why must you treat me like a little girl? I can handle myself in a battlefield just fine."
Quentel suddenly comes out of the New-U station dressed in a lawyer's outfit.
"HOLD IT!" shouted Quentel. "There is a situation in the Hydro Zone! Not only are pigs flagrantly disregarding the rules of the Techno Dome, but they're also attacking and trying to murder audience members! THAT'S MY JOB!"
An audience member respawns at the New-U station.
"I want a refund!" shouted the audience member.
Quentel punches the audience member in the face, knocking him out.
"HOLD IT!" shouted Quentel. "There is a situation in the Hydro Zone! Not only are pigs flagrantly disregarding the rules of the Techno Dome, but they're also attacking and trying to murder audience members! THAT'S MY JOB!"
An audience member respawns at the New-U station.
"I want a refund!" shouted the audience member.
Quentel punches the audience member in the face, knocking him out.