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My eyes widen as Caitlyn was tackled to the floor and i quickly aimed the gun right at Tharias' face. "I warned ya!" i said wih an evil grin and pulled the trigger. A thick splash of water smashed against his face. I suddenly felt bad. I was never the fighting type of person, but i was somehow having fun. I stopped the water and backed up at little. "Now we're even" i said grinning.
I am shocked to Tharius there. On top of a woman. And next to a woman. What the hell. This guy is a go-getter. Like 5 minutes in, and he's already with two women. Damn, I have competition...
"Can't you guys wait until the morning. I mean seriously, you have 2 months here, no need to start like 5 minutes in..." I shout at them... Stupid people and their stupid foreplay games. Maannn, what a pain...
I stand there waiting for answer. Well, I could join if they hadn't star- Naaahhh... I can always do some loooovvving later. Sleep first.
I stood there wide-eyed. It was either save my new friend, or try to make peace and get my butt kicked. The first option sounded so much nicer. I rolled after Tharias and Caitlyn as fast as I could, the water gun still in my hand. I saw them up ahead and i pushed myself to catch up. I thought about just shooting him with a clump of water to his back, but i'm a peaceful person, so i was going to tackle him down instead. ^.^ I was gaining up on them, so i positioned myself and got ready to attack.
"Roy, a little help here?" Well if you asked so nicely. I try to position myself between Tharius and that woman, hoping to stop her. I've fought 350 pound men, what's a woman gonna do?
Bring it on!
Woah... She totally skipped me and managed to get to Tharius.
"Damn you, woman" I shouted while trying to help Tharius.
As I got closer I realized, I've never been good at wrestling so maybe tacking him might not be such a good idea. I'm too small for that nonsense. Kick boxing, however, I knew how to do! I dropped the water gun as I came up behind Tharias and lowered myself to give him a swift kick to the knee and cause him to lose balance and fall. I was aiming to not hurt him, just hurt his pride. I stayed behind him to make sure i was close enough to catch Caitlyn in case she fell. "Sorry about this hon" i said apologetically and gave him another kick on the other leg to make sure he lost his balance. I looked over at the guy next to me and smiled "Hi" i said innocently, than did the same thing to him. "Sorry, girls have to stick together!"
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"Peace out," I yelled to anyone in that aisle I went ninja skills on.
I ran, still out of breath, but whatevs. Many seconds later, I dove for my camp. I then checked the drawers for scizzors. Found one. Yeah buddy. I went back to my gun and found that I had a Barricade something-something-10. The things before it were not there. I think someone scratched it out...maybe me! Whatevs. I grabbed the scizzors, cut the cardboard, cut the wire, cut the tape, then loaded it. I cut everything on the axe and sword. And last I opened the Hot Wheels, ready for action. "Come and get me, suckas!!!" I yelled really loud, probably echoing throught the store right now.
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I walked into the camping section and brought out four emergency flashlights, the same kind I had taken; the big and reliable ones with big beams for better sight coverage. I tossed one and Caitlyn because she was closest and offered up the other three to Roy, Roselee, and Jack, holding two big clunker flashlights in my hand.
"And you never know Roselee, there are other people in here who may need a good hosing down." I added in randomly.
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I zoned out for a bit, thinking of urinals, and missed the start of what Caitlyn had said, but Roselee seemed to be agreeing to it. "What about the building?" I inquired, snapping back into focus, but then fading out again. My mind was drawing out a path to get to the nearest restroom, near the Photo Center. Then it drifted into stupid question mode. Asking myself whatever popped into my head.
What if we ran out of food and had to eat someone, who would I eat? Roy? No, I'd likely eat one of the girls cuz' they outnumber the guys. I like when things are even...
I wonder how I'm going to come up with a shower in this place...
How is the house the crew is working on. I sure as hell hope Tod isn't slacking off...
And so on until I just went on standby mode and let my brain work and body rest. Like sleeping standing up but no where near as fun or as comfy.
On my walk back I was slower, and more tired. I wanted to slump down on the ground and sleep anywhere. I told myself that a nice bed awaited me and that kept me going. Without another word to anyone I collapsed into the bed and immediately fell into a deep sleep, setting aside food for tomorrow.