"Cos we come blazin' like a shootin' star, we light you up real good, yeah we come blazin' like a shootin' star, we light you up real good..." A simple acoustic guitar riff drifted along the air as the building settled to the ground. He had heard the building coming down, but buildings co...
'Fucking wierd freak things and their fucking Time Warping abilities and fucking super strength and fucking weapons coming out of fucking nowhere. Fuck fuck fuck fuck [i]fuck .'[/i] Calvin's thoughts repeatedly used the 'F Bomb' as he angrily cursed fate, watching the fight he had attempted to prev...
OI! STOP SHOUTIN'! Although I should probably intro eventually. Also, Safi-sama, I just happen to like Motorhead. (It may also be a tongue-in-cheek reference to the song "We Are Motorhead", which contains the lines "We are the first and we just still might be the last /We are Motorhea...
... I'm pretty sure that there were never any Cherokee that travelled to Asia in or before 1745, considering this was still a point in history where China and Japan were closed off to pretty much everyone else in the world.
Oh, so that's why I couldn't use the waraxe! I realise that now; nobody used single-bladed waraxes by the Renaissance, they'd switched over to polearms. Ah, silly me.
Alright, I made the according edits to my bio. I wouldn't look too strange, would I?
"Do you actually try to be that annoying," Rowey grunted, "or are you just a natural?" The kinetic turned off towards the other guy, whose name still escaped him, and managed a scowl. "And why the fuck do you assume I'm trying to shack up with her without even getting to kno...
((N/P.)) "Figured my odds for survival were better if I stopped lone-wolfing it everywhere." Rowey shrugged. "You guys were the first group that I came across that hadn't been driven insane from the stress, or were dead on the roadside." He placed his hands in his pockets solemnl...
"I figure I could sing if nobody else has the guts to step up." Rick grunted. A Battle-Nun took one long-legged step up onto the stage, her rank breath blowing his jean vest out behind him again and splattering his front side with nasty fluids. Rick yelled back in response, a low, rattling...
"Shade... Society?" Calvin's voice moved slowly, mirroring his slow moving thoughts. The ex-cop swung his high-powered Fairlane onto the town's main street and barreled down the empty avenue, heading for the lights of the hospital. He checked the CB radio bolted under the dashboard and pul...
Rick chuckled. Of all the things that had happened recently, this was the first case of schadenfreude he had been able to indulge himself in since... Well, since before he had been dumped in this godawful forest. He opened another little portal and pulled out a nondescript, unmarked white towel. Wit...
Lol, nice. He's like Bruce Willis but with more hair, a motorcycle and a guitar. Fixed that for ya. All said, though, this is Brutal Legend. I couldn't possibly not enter the game in the most blatantly physics-defying and awesome way possible, especially during a battle scene, especially in a game ...
Seriously, dude. You said you wanted to inflict pain. 17 .45 rounds (For the record, a .45 caliber round isn't a Magnum round, Adrian, for future reference), 15 of which just went into major vital organs. That's not pain. THAT'S DEATH.
"Goddamnit-" There was an immediate silence in Calvin's head as the two gunshots went off. He watched another one of those fucking freak things shoot the remains of a magazine of bullets into the sheriff's chest. Rage welled up. He turned on his heels and fired, fired, fired, fired, stoppe...
Alright, responded. Not to you guys though - I'll let Tory and Damien throw down until things get crazy, then someone is probably gonna get hurt stopping it.
"Yeah. And I'm the welcoming committee." Pariah levelled his flintlock pistol directly onto Azrael's right temple. After reforming with the group, away from Ricky the Cat-Alligator-Thing, the bandit caught a flash of light in the trees to his left, just around a quick bend. So he had cloak...