A pleasure to be here!

Hello there! I'm absolutely obsessed with the show of Superjail!, and I hope I can find such a roleplay. Or two! Or twelve! And I hope I make just as many friends or more. c: I found this place through Google after hearing a little bit about it through word of mouth. I think maybe I was here a long long loooooooonng time ago, too, but I really remember nothing about it and I don't think I kept up with this place for very long because I'm a big jerky dumpface or something. I could just as easily never been here before ever and my memory's playing tricks on me.

I want to find better roleplays here than on Gaia. If I can do that, I'll be happy.

Lastly, I'm nice, I'm flexible, I'm fun (or I try to be), and doggone it people like me! And, really, that's all I got to say for myself. Thanks for reading! See you!

Oh, and no cookies. They're not finished yet. Also I'm going to eat them all. Sorry, good buddies!

Welcome aboard, Warden... I'd warn you not to feed the animals, but it looks like you've already got that one covered.

Thank you kindly, good sah!