Meanwhile...
Greg stared at Brian for a full second's worth of stunned disbelief.
Then he pointed at his strange sword.
"THAT SWORD IS BULLSHIT AND SO ARE YOU," he roared. "I'M SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THOSE FUNKY TOOLMARKS AND SHIT MAKE IT A SWORD OF DESTINY OR MAGICALITY? WELL FUCK YOU I KNOW SWORDS." Greg natural rage at not having a proper morning hangover was magnified by this insult; focused like light through a lens, at the mere thought of somebody assuming they could manipulate him so.
"I'LL SHOW YOU MAGIC, MOTEHRFUCKER," he said, bending down and scooping up the flustered chicken, the first thing he laid eyes on. This is why Greg never used his hammers to commit violence- by the time he remembered he had hammers with him, everybody in the room was unconscious. The shortest distance between Greg's rage and and somebody's face was through his fist.
Velina's brief ministrations had done nothing to relieve the chickens shock, so it didn't fight back when Greg laid hands on it. "I'LL SHOW YOU MAGIC, BITCH," Greg roared, his booming voice filling the small yard. "I CAST CHICKEN!" His powerful arm hurled the hapless avian towards Brian at impressive velocity.
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