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Justice Ashtad Justice immediately perked up at the banging gavel. The drain of bickering gods had gotten to her. She wasn't used to people not listening to her AND not being able to punish them for not listening to her. But the monkey inspired her as many things did. Sparks of lightening crackled in her synapses. When Quagmire complained, she rose to her full height, which by average standards was indeed average but greater than Quagmire's pubescent form. She wrinkled up her nose and sneered disapprovingly. "This animal has a right to speak!" she snapped, pointing her finger at Quagmire. "We've created a world in which this animal lives and as its caretakers and designers we are obligated to hear his complaints! I do hope you remember the Rights of Living Beings declaration I wrote after the first universe was dismissed. I made sure to post it where everyone can see it," Then, with the passion of the great leaders of their time; Julius Caesar, George Washington and Abraham Lincoln, she rose her hands in the air, set her feet firmly apart and pronounced, "LET THIS MONKEY SPEAK!" In retrospect, the passion of her words and the righteousness of her intent may have been overdone.