Snippet #1253593

Jack finally walked them the whole way to the castle, hiding in the shade and shooting only a few times to scare them when they wandered away. He quickly found the hole in the stone wall he used frequently to get in and out without the guards notice. He pulled down his hood and blended in with the crowd. In a few moments, the couple would be walking through the gate and then the best show he's ever seen. This was definitely one of his best causes and one of the most entertaining.

Like clockwork, he saw the two of them, red faced and still in their underwear, walking through the courtyard to get to the castle. A roar of laughter was heard all around as the peasants, merchants, and even some royalty began to laugh heartily. He crossed his arms, feeling good about this accomplishment and laughed as well. The noble couple continued, their heads down in shame and walking in silence. Some people knew exactly who did this and gave Jack a inconspicuous pat on the back, congratulating him on a good mission. Jack had always done these type of things to make the peasants of the castle happy. Anything he could do to make their lives a bit better was all too easy.

After the couple crossed the courtyard, Jack took the opportunity to sneak over towards ones of the merchants carts. They were all staring at the naked royalty and leaving their stands unattended. "Time for some breakfast," he whispered and grabbed four apples, two sweetcorn cobs, and bushel of grapes. He stuffed them in the lining of his shirt and walked off, eating one of the apples openly.