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"Oho, but you need not fight the Chickenlords. All you must do is boldly lead the Banana Captains into battle, and they will do all the fighting. Some of them may die, and if it is a particularly bad day, all of them, and you must bear the burden of their losses by staying strong throughout the great war."
At this point, Bill began reminiscing about his time as the first general of the Banana Captains. The joy of victory, the sadness of defeat, the burning passion within all of his men; it was enough to bring manly tears to his face.