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Militus laid back in his chair kicking off the boots under the table whilst grabbing another slice of pizza. "If we are family..you're the annoying older brother who pays to keep me as a sister and you know.. As 'family' i don't appreciate having my brother look me up and down like you just did, because that would be 'incest' bro. You should ask your perverted twin Alfred for better hints on getting girls." Militus raised his eyebrow up at Gloria before taking another bite out of the slice of pizza.

"First off I already have a sister and if you think I'm terrible just wait till you meet her." Taking another bite off his slice of pizza he said "When Gab visits she'll make you suffer" he said before smiling at Gloria thinking back to his childhood, being raised with his psychotic sister and empty house before finishing his slice. "Secondly let me just tell you I made Alfred and her-," pointing to the spider that perched on Gloria's back. "So their basically my son and daughter, and I think you know who are Honey." putting emphasis on the last word to grab Gloria off guard. Militus couldn't help but stifle a laugh as Gloria flinched.

Militus reached for another piece of the pizza only to find that all the slices were eaten already. As he looked up he could see Gloria taking the last bites of the last slice that was left. He narrowed his eyes at her, in a alright, so that's how you want to play matter while standing up from his chair in his socks. "Right, now that we're done eating let me give you a tour of your new home." Jack said before walking up to Gloria and lifting her up with her good arm, looking at her bad arm, it looks as if the bleeding slowly started again. "That looks bad...to the washroom, where you can work better with a first aid kit?"