Darren stumbled back, before he managed to catch his balance again. The girl had come out of nowhere, and caught him completely off-guard when she flung herself at him. It had almost seem that she'd come from the strange red vapour from the egg... but that was just ridiculous. There was no way that happened. Placing his hands on her hips, he gently pushed her back. If she were drunk, a hard shove would have knocked her over. If she wasn't, he couldn't imagine what she'd be doing in his house, jumping on him. "Who the hell are you? And what are you doing in my hou-" Suddenly, Darren realized that, aside from a red ribbon wrapped tightly around her, she was stark naked. Truth be told, he'd had random girls dressed in even less than this flinging themselves at him before, but that was only at some pretty wild parties, and they were considerably drunker than this girl, who seemed to still have complete control over her motor skills. A little confused by her sudden appearance, he said, with a wolfish grin, the first thing that came to mind. "Nice ribbon. So, is this your birthday present, or mine?" he said, giving her a once-over.