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"Equaliiiiiiiisssstssss!!! I'm Comin' to your Caaaaaaastle~! I'm gonna slay ya save the day I'm Lan TIAAAAAAAA-AAAAN!"

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Lan Tian was singing a little tune to himself.

"The Bad Guy Killa,' Straight real Deala' Fillin' up on juice like Plants n' water, I'm LANTIAN! The fist fightin' master! who the heck's the Avatar? don't get clever! kick snaps qucik back to the face fer'real, just bet that I will, cause I'm: Goin' down to the Equalists. I'm gonna bury you once and for all. Goin' down to the Equalists, Gonna Walk downtown, Hope I don't-"

He suddenly swerved out of the way, just barely missing a cabbage cart, being driven by a young man and his older uncle who regarded the cabbages with great concern.

Suddenly, some little kids with coins were nearby. He began to get some thinking done…

"Hey Kids! I got some healthy fruits!" He called. They promptly tried to throw pebbles at him.

"Okay…How's about I smash this green baby" He spoke up, having dodged the pebbles, and producing a watermelon from his cart.

"I'll One-Shot it, too! Satisfaction guaranteed, one coin per, children, basic business."

Kids began to line up, eager to see, when the first one, a cute little girl, walked up and gave Lan a coin.

"Awh, that's nice of you. Think I'm gonna break it?"

"I think ITS gonna break YOU!" Laughed the girl, and her friends. Lan shook his head as he prepared Melon #1 for destruction.