Snippet #1767711

Me

I wish I could have ignored my hallucination, but when Captain Planet touched my shoulder, I nearly bugged out. “Fuck! Who the fuck drugged me?! Alright, I was fine at Wal-Mart, now…”

“Hey hey! Whoa there partner! You shouldn’t curse like that, and drugs are horrible for your body. I don’t think there are any in your system though.”

“Oh this is great. This must be some high grade shit. Okay, if I’m not fucked up by some drug, then how can I see you? You’re a cartoon.” I said, guessing that what I said would mess up the hallucination.

“Cartoon? Tell me, can a cartoon do this?” Captain Planet said before shooting a small stream of water into my face. At this point, I could only assume that I was on the craziest trip of my life, or that I was having the most lucid dream ever. I wiped my face off with just my hand before going straight onto Youtube. Within a few moments, the Captain Planet theme song began to play and a video for part of an episode was shown on my laptop.

“Now, I’m gonna drink some water until I piss my pants or sober up. Or maybe I can make Kim Kardashian appear so I can fu…” I was interrupted as I got up out of my seat.

“Wait! I must return to the rings to communicate with Gaia! The power is yours!” Captain Planet said with urgency before returning to the rings on my hand. I didn’t know whether to be surprised or relieved that he left, but he sure made things feel much more normal by doing so. I still wanted something to drink and figure out what the hell was going on. Taking out my phone, I decided to text the one person that knew more about drugs than anyone I knew. I sent my text saying Yo Floyd, what’s good. Do you know what drug makes you have hallucinations..? Strong ones. I then noticed a text from Jake. He was telling me how he invited me to the party as an event on Facebook. I shrugged it off before entering the elevator. Snack time.


Yusuke

At Floyd’s place, all Yusuke could do was scowl at Floyd menacingly. He seemed to ignore everything else the young man said before lifting him from out of his chair. “How the hell do you know so much about me? You stalking me?” Yusuke then put his head against Floyd’s chest. “Definitely human, so there’s no way you’re any danger. Get dressed. You’re taking me back home. And don’t even think about saying no.” Yusuke said before punching a hole through the front door. The sound of the puncture could be heard throughout the apartment building floor.