Snippet #1973

"Fictional! Ha!" Joker laughed, "If only!"
"You actually do think your Joker, don't you?"
"Think! I know I am!! What more do you need?! A neon sign?!"
"Whatever man. Your crazy!" He put down the comic and switched on a small television on a surface behind him. Various comic hero symbols were stuck around the screen.
"That fact is irrelevant! I know I'm....." Joker stopped as the images on the screen slowed his riot of thought to a halt. He rushed forwards to stare at the screen. "What the hell?!"

===FOX NEWS: LIVE FROM TOKYO===

This is a FOX NEWS update.

"Jim Tartinowa here with this breaking news from Tokyo, Japan. For those of you just joining us, you are seeing some amazing footage right now, the fictional monster, Godzilla, has been seen, and is just devastating Tokyo right now. Military operations to stop Godzilla have all but been in vain. As you can see from our helicopter shots, the devastation is enormous and is estimated already to be in the millions. .... Okay we are about to go live to our FOX affilate o nthe ground nearby the sight, Frank can you hear me?"

"Yes I can Jim, the military will not let us get too close, the monster is well over 100 meters tall, and is just devastating the military. As you can see, there are just waves of tanks trying to stop him, but to no avail."
"Jim can you see anything, is anyone hurt?"
"I wouldn't be surprised, there is just so much damage, and....oh God. We can see his....whatever you want to call it, his fire just obliderating military.............