Snippet #2085

TOKYO, JAPAN

Godzilla had lost sight of the three people. They were there, he blinked, then they were gone. Not like it was a big deal, he simply walked on. He turned the corner and spotted people running. Were they just getting to evacuating here? It might be a costly mistake for their slowness. Godzilla thought to himself. Godzilla made his way to the people. Military spotted him and opened fire.

Some shots hit Godzilla dead on, but still it was nothing Godzilla had to be afraid of. The other shots missed or hit the buildings surrounding Godzilla, sending debris raining down to the ground below. Godzilla roared in absolute fury and sent a shot of radioactive fire in their direction. A tank exploded, killing soldiers and civilians. Godzilla looked around.He was starting to hear the sound of their planes. He looked in one direction. He saw them flying in formation towards him. They fired their first round of missiles.

Missiles. They were no big deal, but Godzilla hated them more than most human weapons. They irritated him more than any human weapon, and sometimes on rare occasion, they caused some damage.

Godzilla almost sighed. Perhaps he had caused enough destruction for their sins of their last war today. Godzilla began to turn around, and walked the way he came...

NEW YORK, NEW YORK

Jack Bauer watched as the Joker dropped a few pellets and ran out the door laughing hysterically. The pellets exploded rather small and an extreme amount of gas came out. Jack dove to the side and masked his face.

"Damn...who the hell was that guy?" he said to himself. He sat there for a brief moment, and stood up.

(I think I know what gas he released but correct me if I'm wrong.)

The comic store owner was laughing hysterically. Jack pulled him up And took him outside. "Snap out of it! You told me I was a man named Keifer? Dammit talk and stop that laughing!"

It wasn't any use. Jack could only guess the gas was a very strong form of laughing gas. Jack let the man laugh in the street. Other people looked at them both with wonder. Jack pointed to the store and addressed the crowd. "Stay out of that store!"

To his luck, a police officer came over. "And why should we stay out of that store sir?" he asked looking suspiciously at him and the laughing store owner.
"Some maniac just gassed the place."
"Can I see your I.D. please sir?"
Jack held up his badge. "Federal agent. And I'm sorry, I don't have time for this. I have a phone call to make. I'd get a crew in to clean up this mess."
"C.T.U.? What the hell's that?"
"Counter Terrorist Unit. If you'll please excuse me."
"No sir-"
"Officer, believe me if I had the time to talk I would, but you are simply wasting my time, now I just witnessed some crazed lunatic clown gas that store for no apparent reason, I have some calls to make."

The officer looked at him and let him pass.

Jack took out his phone and called Tony.

"C.T.U. Almaida..."
"Tony, it's Jack."
"Yeah, Jack what's up?"
"Some crazed clown just gassed a comic store I was in."
"You alright?"
"I'm fine. The store owner took it full blast. The gas appeared to be a strong laughing gas or something."
"Well.....I don't know what to say Jack, other than you're a fan of the batman franchise."
"What do you mean?"
"The Joker does the same thing Jack."
"Perfect...Godzilla in Tokyo, a clown here. What the hell's going on?"
"We don't know Jack."
"And the comic store owner addressed me as a Kiefer Sutherland. Look up that name please and call me when you got it."
"Fine..."

With that jack hung up.