Snippet #2251618

Lili

Well that was number one the "Most boring breakfast conversation ever" list. Not the shortest, though. KJ topped that with the first time he joined the group.

Hmph. Well, what did Lili care? Did that skinny twig of a girl think she was too good for Lili? Just because she had normal feet? Or, maybe she just felt intimidated...as she should! Lili flounced to the sink and put her mug inside, but went upstairs without washing, or even rinsing it.

She headed for the room she shared with Sam. Her brother was still sleeping, and hardly flinched when she turned the room light on and opened the windows. Next she tore off his blanket. That definitely got his attention.

"Li-liiiiii" he groaned, groping for the warm thing, "Give it baaaaaaack." He flopped over on his stomach, face buried in his pillow and his tail curling around his leg, trying to keep warm as well.

"You need to get up! Rise and shine and all that shit." She stared at the blanket before gathering an idea. Childishly, she wrapped the blanket delicately around herself like a cloak, or a robe, without messing up her perfect hair of course. "Look! I'm that....that Obee One guy, from Star Wars!" She began inhaling and exhaling deeply. "Sam....I am your mother!"

Sam didn't budge, but she heard a muffling. "What?" she asked, dropping the blanket. "What did you say?"

The auburn-haired man turned his head slightly. "I said you got the stupid quote wrong." A pause. "Besides. Mom looked wayy hotter than you."

After several shouts and loud whackings, Sam finally stumbled out of the room, falling on his butt. "Sheezus!" he exclaimed, rubbing his eyes, "The hell is wrong with you?" He staggered to his feet and disappeared into the bathroom, his tail clearly shorter than it was before. Lili just sniffed, though her eyes glinted, and she waltzed over to KJ's room, ignoring any stare Monica might have given her. She knocked on the frame and leaned against the door.

"Oh KaaaaaayJaaaaaay!" She called in a sing-song voice, "Is de widdle wed demon tiwed?"

A shout emanated from the bathroom. "God dammit, Ghost!! The hell are you doing there?? Can't a man take a piss in private?!?"