"Boss! Convoy approaching, looks like a fucking army!" The sentry voice rang out through the empty air to Mando, who still sat in his RV throwing knives at the wall. Mando smiled as he opened the door to his RV and stepped out into the scorching Nevada sun, he looked to his sentry past the harsh sunlight and saw that the man was looking down the scope of a Barret 50 caliber.
"Put that shit away Roman! These are our guests!" Mando ordered as he climbed onto the rock with the sentry. In the distance was a wall of steel that kicked up a storm of sand as it growled across the Mojave. "Damn, that bastard always get's the good shit." Jin was always a man who liked to procure the biggest and baddest thing around. Mando on the other hand, usually liked to keep things simple. His philosophy was, if you are always totting around the biggest tank, your going to have the biggest pain in the ass when it breaks down. But what Mando lacked in mobile firepower, he made up for with infantry weapons. He had four whole trucks in his convoy that were full of everything from AK-47s to Stinger Anti-Air missiles and he even had a few WW2 era German flamethrowers. Sure they were big and bulky, but they made nice pretty flames and Mando liked that.
As the convoy finally made it to the camp and the legions of vehicles came to a grinding halt, Jinn stood from his seat on the lead tank and jumped to the sandy Earth with a great thud .
"Jinn! You fucking big motherfucker, where the hell you been man!" Mando said as he strode up to his old friend and mentor, who stood breathing heavy and deep behind his mask
"Busy." Jinn replied
"Well no shit." Mando said as he observed the legion of armored vehicles. As he looked on at the vehicles, a few men drug two teenagers out from behind a nearby tank
"A gift for you my friend." Jinn said as the men drug the two teens and put them on their knees in front of Ortega
"For me!" Mando said with exaggerated excitement "Oh baby, you shouldn't have!" Mando said as he went up to the girl of the two and examined her. She was very beautiful, more beautiful than both the ones Mando's men captured earlier "Hmm, this one is very sexy. I think I'll keep her for myself." Mando turned around and looked at his more than fifty men "One of you dumb fucks come put this pretty little bitch in my RV." The girl started to panic at Mando's words as two of his men grabbed her and drug her to the RV. She was crying hysterically for her boyfriend who struggled to get to her, but was punched in the back of the head by one of Jinns mercenaries "And lucky me!" Mando said with glee "I need another male, my other one had a, uh accident. Put this fuck in with the others!" Mando called out, and as ordered to men can over, beat him down with their guns and drug his barely moving body to the captives trailer
Mando smiled at Jinn "Now, we can catch up in a second you big hunk of love you." Mando reassured as he walked around Jinn and looked at his men. Without warning Mando jumped up and spread his arms and legs out like some crazed spider monkey "Now which of these motherfuckers was the bitch that called me on the phone!"