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"Well, to put it simply without the extensive little history lesson, we are a Death themed American diner. We sell dishes like Death burgers and crypt fries, or a nice tombstone steak with a ghoul potato, and many other dishes for your lethal appetites. As for the dessert, our most popular one is Death by Chocolate triple layer chocolate cake. Despite the names and the themes, all the food is safe to eat and non lethal unless eaten to an inhuman excess." Then he leaned in as if telling a secret. "We even have an alcoholic drink called the Kishin, because it drives people completely insane with intoxication. I do not recommend drinking it if your going to school." With that he just about summed it up. After the extensive explanation, he looked at his uniform. It had Lord Death's face on it and a scythe on the back. His hat said "The Deadly Diner", the proud name of this establishment. Then he said. "I know, not exactly the best advertisement, but it sure peaks people's curiosity. Our main form of business is tourists I hear. Now that we've gotten all that across, do you two know what you would like?"