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He turned to Max once she began to speak, though when she called him and Ish an old married couple his jaw dropped and he already had a retort ready. Though that chance to use it didn't come as she pointed to the forest, and began to make another pun about his size as he just rolled his eyes some. "Yeah, that sounds like the best course of action, besides; I wouldn't really wanna carry Sage all the way there anyways." He said and followed behind her. Once they had made it to the small patch of trees, he sat Sage down against one before plopping down beside the male. "So, our first day on the quest and we nearly get exploded, and torched by whips, this was quite an exciting morning huh?" He joked. "Though at least it couldn't get anymore life threatening for now." Though he soon regretted those words as the rain began to come down, needless to say the Lord of the gods didn't fancy them to much, and this was just to be the icing to the cake, furies, exploding buses, now rain; all they needed now was a nice big battle to the death with a minotaur; oh... wait, that had already happened and it took three days just for him to recover.

He brushed the thoughts from his head as he moved himself farther under the tree. "sooo, I was wrong, now we've got to worry about catching our death out here, how embarrassing would it be if we died from natural causes instead of having our entire beings be ripped asunder and all that?" He said with a sarcastic chuckle, He'd say this couldn't get any worse, if he didn't think that something else would spawn near them and proceed to go on a rampage trying to kill the only three awake demi-gods present. "So, One of us should probably stay with Sage, while the other two go out scouting, unless you think that's a bad idea Max" He figured he'd let her decide, being she was probably much better at scouting then him, and Ish combined.