Snippet #2366013

After a good hour of avoiding his mother, he was eventually found and stuffed into a helicopter. And he had been doing so well too. That was probably his longest run. But the only thing it accomplished was making her pissed at him. Again.
"Well... At least she remembered I hate boats." He mumbled to himself unhappily as the copter finally made its was off the ground.
Chris had eventually lost track of how long they'd been in the sky, so he just settled for watching all the land forms change into water.

Now, he may not want to be at the resort, but that does not mean he was gunna be rude. In fact, it was almost impossible for him not to be nice in some form. The only exception was the old hag who'd given birth to him. He'd looked over the files of the others who had signed up. So far, there was only one other male: Aziz Verthragnan. And about four women.

When the pilot told him that he was going to land, Chris stopped him. "I got this." He said as he grabbed a parachute and strapped it to himself.
"You are not serious?" The pilot said in more annoyance than anything. This guys had been around since Chris was born and has seen every little stunt he's pulled. Don't you think he would know Chris is 100% serious?
With a joking salute, he opened the door and jumped out of the copter.

He ended up landing in the water with a giant splash. He looked up and saw that the copter was landing anyways. But this time on land. "You're no fun." Chris said as he swam to dry land. He pulled off his shirt and rang it out and then he sees something that really should not be there. But boy was Chris ecstatic.

"That is a big kitty." Chris says as the tiger started to run his way.