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Okay this is unnerving. Alex knew of Rule 34, but the sheer volume and variety of porn based on him and his friends was disturbing. Fan clubs he could get, but apparently there were people who... with a melon? That's going to haunt his nightmares.

Oh, and there was the blog. The ramblings of a crazy person. One who still thought "the Yin-Yang" was cool slang. The name sounded familiar but you never could tell - there were like three people on the porn sites claiming to be Teh_Relz_Axelhandl. As Alex recalled, the White Platoon had all sorts of interns back in its heydey, since Patches couldn't handle cleaning and managing everything, but no one he remembered giving diarrhea to. Even if that was true that was hardly Alex's fault.

Maybe that's why no complaint letter was filed. The White Platoon had no way of reimbursing this guy for an injury that wasn't even their own fault. Anyway, he seemed to be religiously obsessed, comparing one of the members of the White Platoon to the biblical Judas. They had so many enemies, who could they have betrayed so badly that they'd set up a blog about it? And of course his time was short lived. Alex hadn't even heard about it. Still, the idea that a Black Platoon exists is disconcerting, especially with no active Platoon to counter it. Shame about the dude getting robbed by some whore, but those are everywhere in Rusty Slums. He should have seen it coming. Wait... was that something about coming back from the dead? This isn't good. Alex made a note to search for anything RGB (or RGD) related as soon as possible as he moved on to future blog posts.

He's got a secret base? Not so secret if he's posting about it on the internet. Apparently he built it on a swamp. Those are notorious for having castles and bases sink into them. Even after he got it running he apparently wasn't satisfied, quickly turning this into one of those blogs where someone whines about their life. Irritating at the very least, but this one was personal. This one sent a letter out, possibly to frame Alex.

On the last blog entry he started rambling about some kind of master plan - to kill the former members of the White Platoon. This was not good. This was not good in the slightest. Whoever this RGB, or RGD, was, he was confident enough to post about his plans online, where the world can see them - and with hired marauders he likely has the strength to back up that confidence. Alex opened a new tab, searching for RGB and finding mostly rhymes about Roy G. Biv, before thinking of a different idea. This wasn't enough to bag him - he'd need something more concrete, like a location the police could go to arrest him.

Alex made an account on the website - "Teh_Reel_Axelman3872" - and set about writing a comment to the latest blog post.

:O what a c00l plan *winking emoticon* seems so awesome :) id <3 2 b part ofit wanna meet hon? a/s/l?

Perfect. Now to wait for his response. In the meantime, this Roy G. Biv character sounded mighty suspicious...